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(Some Guy)   The California Department of Transportation is looking for a name for their new Mascot (a humanoid orange cone) and is asking kids 5-18 for names with prizes available. Coney McConehead may not get it done but better suggestions to the right   (gosafelyca.org) divider line
    More: Obvious, Freeway, Traffic, Road, Safety cones, important indicators, Lane, Cone, Motorway  
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1393 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Dec 2022 at 5:05 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-09 4:48:15 PM  
Cone of Shame
 
2022-12-09 4:52:42 PM  
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How about Tony?  One, because Tony rhymes with Cone-y.  Two, because of Tony Montana, since this cone looks like it did so much blow it doesn't even have a nose anymore.
"Yeah, just, ah... just drop me on those gigantic white lines on the road. I'll keep you safe."
 
2022-12-09 5:03:52 PM  
Goatse
 
2022-12-09 5:05:55 PM  
Weedlord ConerHitler
 
2022-12-09 5:06:31 PM  
Team Edward
 
2022-12-09 5:06:51 PM  
Goro Majima
 
2022-12-09 5:07:06 PM  
An orange traffic cone? You mean Danny Califf?

(Perhaps too obscure for fark?)
 
2022-12-09 5:07:10 PM  
Very Lovable Cone, or VLC for short.
 
2022-12-09 5:07:19 PM  
Negotiate for the rights to the now-retired "The Orange Cone"
 
2022-12-09 5:07:19 PM  
Buttpluggo The Pinhead
 
2022-12-09 5:07:42 PM  
Beldar
 
2022-12-09 5:08:41 PM  
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2022-12-09 5:08:44 PM  
The Cone Dog
 
2022-12-09 5:09:12 PM  
Beldar Clorhone
 
2022-12-09 5:09:12 PM  
R. U. Braveenough.
 
2022-12-09 5:09:39 PM  
Rod Roadtarget
 
2022-12-09 5:10:13 PM  
Paige, NO!
 
2022-12-09 5:10:45 PM  
The Fanta Menace
 
2022-12-09 5:11:25 PM  
Conical McConcally
 
2022-12-09 5:12:25 PM  
Paige No!!!
 
2022-12-09 5:12:33 PM  
MN DoT needs new snowplow names.
i offered Snowdie Froster

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2022-12-09 5:12:50 PM  
Cal Transitioning (the non-binary cone)
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2022-12-09 5:12:50 PM  
PaigeNoCone
 
2022-12-09 5:12:51 PM  
Coney the Cone Sprite
 
2022-12-09 5:13:05 PM  
Agent Orange
 
2022-12-09 5:13:18 PM  
Griddy
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2022-12-09 5:13:29 PM  

JZDave: Paige No!!!


*tiny fist*
 
2022-12-09 5:13:32 PM  
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2022-12-09 5:13:38 PM  
Trumpy
 
2022-12-09 5:14:05 PM  
Randy the Hitchhiker

Ningen Ensui

Dan Akroyd

Pancake
 
2022-12-09 5:14:24 PM  
Connie?
 
2022-12-09 5:14:34 PM  
Stealme
 
2022-12-09 5:14:36 PM  

real_kibo: Buttpluggo The Pinhead


Deidre Beaubeirdre.

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2022-12-09 5:14:52 PM  
Page no. 3
 
2022-12-09 5:15:13 PM  
Kunta Kone-tay
 
2022-12-09 5:16:54 PM  
Sean Conerry?
 
2022-12-09 5:17:19 PM  
Lol, is there no Captcha on that? Give me a few minutes and I'll have a script submitting discount megaphone with the support of thousands of other kids.
 
2022-12-09 5:17:29 PM  
Me So Coney
 
2022-12-09 5:17:36 PM  
Cal trans
 
2022-12-09 5:17:39 PM  
KRASH
 
2022-12-09 5:17:45 PM  
The staff at the local emergency room has submitted "We know it didn't get stuck in there on accident. It's never an accident."
 
2022-12-09 5:17:45 PM  
Swervy
 
2022-12-09 5:19:08 PM  
Rental car target
 
2022-12-09 5:19:30 PM  
Coneald J Trumpy?
 
2022-12-09 5:20:16 PM  
Heimdall
 
2022-12-09 5:21:17 PM  
Connald I. Srump.
 
2022-12-09 5:21:51 PM  
You Must Construct Additional Pylons
 
2022-12-09 5:22:15 PM  
Coney McConey
 
2022-12-09 5:22:56 PM  
Bob

(Only Florida people might get this reference)
 
2022-12-09 5:28:34 PM  
F*ckface. Simple and yet elegant.
 
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