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(Pravda Ukraine)   Russian military tire factory workers fail to observe smoking policy   (pravda.com.ua) divider line
    More: Fail, Ukrainian language, Altai Krai, local firefighters, Siberia, Altai Tyre Factory, Manufacturing, military equipment, Fire  
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2022-12-09 5:49:48 PM  
What the hell is a "tyre"?
 
2022-12-09 5:51:33 PM  

hlehmann: What the hell is a "tyre"?


If at frist you don't succeed, tyre, tyre agian.
 
2022-12-09 5:52:23 PM  

hlehmann: What the hell is a "tyre"?


C'mon, you know. Tyre. Like, Are you wearing proper a tyre? Eyeshadow! Kids these days.
 
2022-12-09 5:52:48 PM  

hlehmann: What the hell is a "tyre"?


It's not something you want to Sidon.
 
2022-12-09 5:53:21 PM  

hlehmann: What the hell is a "tyre"?


Youngest son of Tywen.
 
2022-12-09 5:53:36 PM  
Oopski
 
2022-12-09 5:54:13 PM  

Floki: Eyeshadow!


Eyeshadow = Yeesh!
😡grr. autocorrect.
 
2022-12-09 5:54:40 PM  
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2022-12-09 5:55:50 PM  
FTA: The local prosecutor's office is already conducting an investigation to establish the cause of the fire.

I don't know about the immediate cause, but the root cause is probably Putin.


hlehmann: What the hell is a "tyre"?


https://grammarist.com/spelling/tire-tyre/
TLDR Tire in North America, "tyre" elsewhere.
 
2022-12-09 5:55:53 PM  

hlehmann: What the hell is a "tyre"?


As in "We have seriously began to tyre of Russia's particular brand of shiat."
 
2022-12-09 5:56:32 PM  
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If you're going to put a cartoon picture of a tire factory in the article, I'm going to include a photo of the reporter.
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2022-12-09 5:56:50 PM  

talkertopc: FTA: The local prosecutor's office is already conducting an investigation to establish the cause of the fire.


Someone was doing burnouts.
 
2022-12-09 5:57:32 PM  
Man, Russia just isn't having a Goodyear.
 
2022-12-09 5:57:34 PM  
Why do they need tires when all of their military rolling hardware has already been 'sploded or stolen by Ukrainian farmers? Maybe they should equip the Russian military with some Ukrainian tractors instead.
 
2022-12-09 5:58:59 PM  
"no fatalities have been reported."

That is what Russia says about all its industrial oppsies.  Like Chernobyl.
 
2022-12-09 5:59:31 PM  
 
2022-12-09 6:07:46 PM  
TYAH:

Japanese Tire Ski Jump
Youtube kj5T6rQjh9E
 
2022-12-09 6:09:31 PM  
Good. Russians don't deserve tires or factories.
 
2022-12-09 6:10:24 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Why do they need tires when all of their military rolling hardware has already been 'sploded or stolen by Ukrainian farmers? Maybe they should equip the Russian military with some Ukrainian tractors instead.


Russia never embraced any of the principles of "lean" manufacturing.  If the factory quota says they need to produce 100 tires per day, then they product 100 tires per day, regardless of how many tires they actually need.
 
2022-12-09 6:10:44 PM  
I wonder what colour were the tyres in that industrial estate? Was the build tall enough to need lifts?
 
2022-12-09 6:11:20 PM  
That awkward moment when a fleeting idea for getting out of work for the day becomes a centerpiece in a global geopolitical saga.....
 
2022-12-09 6:11:24 PM  

hlehmann: What the hell is a "tyre"?


An ancient god.

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2022-12-09 6:12:19 PM  

anfrind: fragMasterFlash: Why do they need tires when all of their military rolling hardware has already been 'sploded or stolen by Ukrainian farmers? Maybe they should equip the Russian military with some Ukrainian tractors instead.

Russia never embraced any of the principles of "lean" manufacturing.  If the factory quota says they need to produce 100 tires per day, then they product 100 tires per day, regardless of how many tires they actually need.


I am remembering an old joke about a nail factory that was commissioned to make X tons of nails.

So they made one nail of X tons.
 
2022-12-09 6:12:37 PM  

Madman drummers bummers: hlehmann: What the hell is a "tyre"?

It's not something you want to Sidon.


I regret that I can only give one Funny to this post.
 
2022-12-09 6:14:47 PM  
Why isn't it referred to as a tyre fyre?
 
2022-12-09 6:22:00 PM  
A FOUR-ALARM FIRE IN TYRE FACTORY CLEARS WAY FOR GLORIOUS NEW TRACTOR FACTORY!
 
2022-12-09 6:23:52 PM  
I didn't realize she was Ukrainian


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2022-12-09 6:24:05 PM  

Lexx0001: Why isn't it referred to as a tyre fyre?


Ooooh!  We could have a Tyre Fyre Festival!
 
2022-12-09 6:32:50 PM  

MythDragon: hlehmann: What the hell is a "tyre"?

As in "We have seriously began to tyre of Russia's particular brand of shiat."


Beg an what?
 
2022-12-09 6:33:21 PM  
I wonder if all these accidents could be a dedicated campaign by Ukrainians and sympathizers or if the increased interest in Russia due to the war mean these stories are just reaching us more often than in the past.
 
2022-12-09 6:42:51 PM  
Details:The fire started around 05:00. At 10:00, local firefighters reported that they had localised it to an area of 1,000 sq. m.

so to be clear...over the course of 5 hours everything that isnt the tires burned to ashes and all the tires are still on fire?
thats the meaning of "localized" we're going with today?
 
2022-12-09 6:44:53 PM  
The operation was complicated by the low temperature and heavy smoke.

Smoke from a tire fyre? I'm shocked!

Low temperature in Siberia? I'm strutted!
 
2022-12-09 6:44:54 PM  

Lexx0001: Why isn't it referred to as a tyre fyre?


The stigma of that stupid Ja Rule festival fark-up ruined any use of that word. Now, it's just a fire.
 
2022-12-09 6:45:58 PM  

Creepy Lurker Guy: Lexx0001: Why isn't it referred to as a tyre fyre?

Ooooh!  We could have a Tyre Fyre Festival!


Gotta make it bigger though.

I propose a Dire Tyre Fyre Festival.
 
2022-12-09 7:01:31 PM  
Based on the early days of he Ukrainian Special Operation, I thought Russia got all its tires from China for $1.50 each.
 
2022-12-09 7:03:00 PM  

Madman drummers bummers: Man, Russia just isn't having a Goodyear.


There we go. 100% Sensible Chuckle there.
 
2022-12-09 7:06:24 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: hlehmann: What the hell is a "tyre"?

An ancient god.

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Glad you had that lying around - everyone should carry a spare Tyr just in case
 
2022-12-09 7:07:08 PM  

jjorsett: Based on the early days of he Ukrainian Special Operation, I thought Russia got all its tires from China for $1.50 each.


Yep - they got the expensive ones even
 
2022-12-09 7:08:59 PM  

Sabreace22: I wonder if all these accidents could be a dedicated campaign by Ukrainians and sympathizers or if the increased interest in Russia due to the war mean these stories are just reaching us more often than in the past.


It would be interesting to go back in NASA's database of fires around the world and compare pre-war fire records for Russian industrial areas (ie. no wheat fields, forests, wildfires etc.) against present-day ones. I'm guessing somebody, somewhere has done that.
 
2022-12-09 7:13:08 PM  
The Russians really farked up when they tried to replicate Burning Man.
 
2022-12-09 7:21:43 PM  

Sabreace22: I wonder if all these accidents could be a dedicated campaign by Ukrainians and sympathizers or if the increased interest in Russia due to the war mean these stories are just reaching us more often than in the past.


Or it could be that the factories making military materiel have gone to 24 hour 7 day operations and the workers are getting tired and sloppy.
 
2022-12-09 7:26:39 PM  
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Place kinda looks like a Motel 6 or another budget motel.
 
2022-12-09 7:37:04 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: The Irresponsible Captain: hlehmann: What the hell is a "tyre"?

An ancient god.

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Glad you had that lying around - everyone should carry a spare Tyr just in case


That wath painful. Now I'm Thor.
 
2022-12-09 7:42:49 PM  

hlehmann: What the hell is a "tyre"?


I know that. Does that make me bilingual?
 
2022-12-09 7:46:05 PM  

scanman61: I didn't realize she was Ukrainian


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Or Russian.

/they probably start the fires with vodak
 
2022-12-09 7:47:43 PM  
I'm going with lightning strike.
That snow lightning stuff.
I feel confident that's what caused this.
 
2022-12-09 8:12:28 PM  

hlehmann: What the hell is a "tyre"?


The Best Of Tyres | Spaced
Youtube qQ9w1Q-4eBw
 
2022-12-09 8:12:56 PM  
This is the most beautiful story I heard all night.
 
2022-12-09 8:27:23 PM  
This is what we are going with admins?
 
2022-12-09 8:33:16 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: hlehmann: What the hell is a "tyre"?

If at frist you don't succeed, tyre, tyre agian.


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