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(Boing Boing)   Yo Dawg, I heard you like hot pockets   (boingboing.net) divider line
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2022-12-09 1:02:19 PM  
I've never eaten anything called a 'Hot Pocket', but the pants may be useful.
 
2022-12-09 1:05:31 PM  
Those should be standard issue for the U.S. Military.
 
2022-12-09 1:28:27 PM  
With those you may have a hot pocket.
 
2022-12-09 1:43:09 PM  
 
2022-12-09 2:54:34 PM  
Jim Gaffigan - Beyond the Pale - Hot Pockets
Youtube N-i9GXbptog
 
2022-12-09 2:56:47 PM  

Diogenes: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/N-i9GXbptog]


That's about all this thread needed, really.
 
2022-12-09 2:59:07 PM  

GoldSpider: Diogenes: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/N-i9GXbptog]

That's about all this thread needed, really.


He'll need to update this bit now.
 
2022-12-09 3:08:18 PM  
Special clothes to keep food warm in cold weather... but they're shorts. Legs need warmth more than a damn snack food.
 
2022-12-09 3:42:32 PM  
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How nature says "do not touch".

Also picturing Crocs on the feet.
 
2022-12-09 3:49:46 PM  

Barbeaubot: Special clothes to keep food warm in cold weather... but they're shorts. Legs need warmth more than a damn snack food.


After you eat the Hot Pocket you lose all the feeling in your legs.
 
2022-12-09 3:51:56 PM  

Barbeaubot: Special clothes to keep food warm in cold weather... but they're shorts. Legs need warmth more than a damn snack food.


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I'll be here all week, solving your fashion problems.
 
2022-12-09 3:58:41 PM  
And the smallest pair they make is probably size XXXL considering the sort of Porkins you would need to be to consider these things a good idea.
 
2022-12-09 4:36:35 PM  

Barbeaubot: Special clothes to keep food warm in cold weather... but they're shorts. Legs need warmth more than a damn snack food.


You are not the target market, apparently.  

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/I also wear shorts year-round
 
2022-12-09 4:39:39 PM  
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2022-12-09 5:04:05 PM  

Wireless Joe: Barbeaubot: Special clothes to keep food warm in cold weather... but they're shorts. Legs need warmth more than a damn snack food.

You are not the target market, apparently.  

[politico.com image 850x566]

/I also wear shorts year-round


As do I, but I live in a place without winter.
 
2022-12-09 5:11:12 PM  

Barbeaubot: Wireless Joe: Barbeaubot: Special clothes to keep food warm in cold weather... but they're shorts. Legs need warmth more than a damn snack food.

You are not the target market, apparently.  

[politico.com image 850x566]

/I also wear shorts year-round

As do I, but I live in a place without winter.


Well those of us who do will appreciate a nice hot, hot pocket on a freezy day.  You can't convince me Fetterman doesn't.
 
2022-12-09 5:13:11 PM  

Wireless Joe: Barbeaubot: Wireless Joe: Barbeaubot: Special clothes to keep food warm in cold weather... but they're shorts. Legs need warmth more than a damn snack food.

You are not the target market, apparently.  

[politico.com image 850x566]

/I also wear shorts year-round

As do I, but I live in a place without winter.

Well those of us who do will appreciate a nice hot, hot pocket on a freezy day.  You can't convince me Fetterman doesn't.


I'm sure he does, but for the sake of us all I hope he lays off the hot pockets.
 
2022-12-09 8:01:33 PM  

WelldeadLink: Barbeaubot: Special clothes to keep food warm in cold weather... but they're shorts. Legs need warmth more than a damn snack food.

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I'll be here all week, solving your fashion problems.


Well, now I'm hungry AND aroused.  Thanks a lot.
 
2022-12-09 8:33:09 PM  

Craw Fu: WelldeadLink: Barbeaubot: Special clothes to keep food warm in cold weather... but they're shorts. Legs need warmth more than a damn snack food.

[Fark user image 800x800]

I'll be here all week, solving your fashion problems.

Well, now I'm hungry AND aroused.  Thanks a lot.


Thinking of hot pockets made you hungry? That's...   that's just wierd
 
2022-12-09 8:43:03 PM  

chitownmike: Craw Fu: WelldeadLink: Barbeaubot: Special clothes to keep food warm in cold weather... but they're shorts. Legs need warmth more than a damn snack food.

[Fark user image 800x800]

I'll be here all week, solving your fashion problems.

Well, now I'm hungry AND aroused.  Thanks a lot.

Thinking of hot pockets made you hungry? That's...   that's just wierd


It iS weird, but here we are.
 
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