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(Bellator)   Friday Night MMA: Bellator 289: Raufeon Stots vs Danny Sabatello for the interim bantamweight title, Liz Carmouche vs Juliana Velasquez II for the flyweight title. YouTube prelims at 5:30 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on Showtime   (bellator.com) divider line
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2022-12-09 12:31:57 PM  
The card features the bantamweight Grand Prix semifinals (of which Stots vs Sabatello is a part), plus a rematch of the Carmouche vs Velasquez title bout.  Carmouche took the title from Velasquez in April, but there was controversy that the fight was stopped too early.

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Prelims start at 5:30 PM ET on YouTube  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsdXkTJQlPA

BELLATOR 289: Stots vs. Sabatello Monster Energy Prelims DOM
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2022-12-09 12:37:01 PM  
There are several other events tonight as well, including LUX, LFA, Budo Sento, BYB bare knuckle boxing, and freakshow fights at Rough N Rowdy 19.

There is also FAC 17, which used to be billed as "James Krause's Fighting Alliance Championship" but with the gambling scandal, Krause has been barred:  https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2022/12/7/23497477/report-james-krause-barred-fighting-alliance-championship-17-fight-card-friday-ufc-betting

FAC was supposed to be on Fight Pass, but it looks like they probably aren't carrying tonight's event.
 
2022-12-09 5:07:05 PM  
Go Marine lass!
 
2022-12-09 5:07:56 PM  
Going for the upset for absolutely no reason at all

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2022-12-09 5:30:48 PM  
prelim stream is live.  It's just Chael Sonnen jabbering at the moment, but fights should be starting soon.

...and they went back to the "Will begin shortly" graphic
 
2022-12-09 5:39:34 PM  
Kimura says that took long enough for the first fight to come out.

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/also Scoggins is a funny name to the dog
 
2022-12-09 5:44:52 PM  
i had to google whether Jared is Justin Scoggins' brother.  He is.
 
2022-12-09 5:46:31 PM  

psychicdeath99: i had to google whether Jared is Justin Scoggins' brother.  He is.


also has the same tattoo

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2022-12-09 5:47:14 PM  

psychicdeath99: Kimura says that took long enough for the first fight to come out.

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/also Scoggins is a funny name to the dog


Chompy says hia to kimura

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2022-12-09 5:47:51 PM  
10-9 Scoggins
 
2022-12-09 5:48:21 PM  

Klippoklondike: psychicdeath99: Kimura says that took long enough for the first fight to come out.

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/also Scoggins is a funny name to the dog

Chompy says hia to kimura

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woof
 
2022-12-09 5:50:15 PM  
Bell's hair matches the Monster Energy logo
 
2022-12-09 5:50:53 PM  

psychicdeath99: Bell's hair matches the Monster Energy logo


ha!
 
2022-12-09 5:53:32 PM  
10-9 Bell, even though he didn't generate much offense with the control he had    19-19
 
2022-12-09 6:00:12 PM  
10-9 Scoggins, but Bell made it close at the end  29-28 Scoggins
 
2022-12-09 6:02:42 PM  
split for Bell.  I saw it the other way, but can't complain
 
2022-12-09 6:03:45 PM  

Klippoklondike: Chompy


Chompy will kill you in your sleep.
 
2022-12-09 6:04:25 PM  
close fight by the stats

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2022-12-09 6:05:17 PM  

Klippoklondike: psychicdeath99: Kimura says that took long enough for the first fight to come out.

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/also Scoggins is a funny name to the dog

Chompy says hia to kimura

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Did you steal my cat?

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2022-12-09 6:05:43 PM  
Good evening one and all.

Probably won't be around long as I've been up since Dark 04:00 and the butt is really draggin.  Still good to see the usual suspects and some occasionals.
 
2022-12-09 6:06:51 PM  

wesmon: Did you steal my cat?


What a ridiculously handsome beast.  How old?
 
2022-12-09 6:08:33 PM  

2wolves: wesmon: Did you steal my cat?

What a ridiculously handsome beast.  How old?


About 11 years.
 
2022-12-09 6:08:40 PM  

2wolves: Klippoklondike: Chompy

Chompy will kill you in your sleep.


Kimura is only dangerous to his bed.  Hasn't developed the taste for human flesh yet.

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2022-12-09 6:14:27 PM  
Chompy won't hurt anyone , he just judges from on high

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2022-12-09 6:14:50 PM  
nice persistence on that takedown by Lombardo
 
2022-12-09 6:16:00 PM  
BOINK!!!


done
 
2022-12-09 6:16:01 PM  
Boom
 
2022-12-09 6:16:04 PM  
Damn, quick and clean.
 
2022-12-09 6:18:52 PM  
Lombardo looks and sounds like a 1980s TV cop.
 
2022-12-09 6:19:06 PM  
Lombardo is fit but doesn't give off a Hulk vibe.  Perhaps great fundamentals?
 
2022-12-09 6:19:42 PM  
King Mo coaching a lot these days
 
2022-12-09 6:20:17 PM  

2wolves: Lombardo is fit but doesn't give off a Hulk vibe.  Perhaps great fundamentals?


King Mo training him.
 
2022-12-09 6:24:46 PM  
Success!!!
Good evening, FFFFU Crew!

I'm wondering what catastrophe shall befall me because I managed to get all my shiat done before any one place closed on me (even managed to remember to eat instead of fall down so I've got some extra crispy pizza coming outta the overnight right now!).

Hope e'rybody's having a fine evening!

What'd I miss?
 
2022-12-09 6:26:56 PM  
 
2022-12-09 6:28:00 PM  
FOUR kids at 27???  I'm reminded of a Specials song, but I can't remember the name or even the lyrics right now because Lizard Brain demands pizza enter me
 
2022-12-09 6:31:39 PM  

Farkin' Uke: FOUR kids at 27???  I'm reminded of a Specials song, but I can't remember the name or even the lyrics right now because Lizard Brain demands pizza enter me


Too Much Too Young
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2022-12-09 6:31:40 PM  

Farkin' Uke: FOUR kids at 27???  I'm reminded of a Specials song, but I can't remember the name or even the lyrics right now because Lizard Brain demands pizza enter me


four?   Amateur.

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2022-12-09 6:33:04 PM  

psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke: FOUR kids at 27???  I'm reminded of a Specials song, but I can't remember the name or even the lyrics right now because Lizard Brain demands pizza enter me

four?   Amateur.

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11 kids, 6 mommas

https://www.today.com/popculture/popculture/nick-cannon-kids-rcna41722
 
2022-12-09 6:33:19 PM  

psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke: FOUR kids at 27???  I'm reminded of a Specials song, but I can't remember the name or even the lyrics right now because Lizard Brain demands pizza enter me

four?   Amateur.

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Why?  How many kids does grown up Steve Urkel have?

/Yes, I know! ;P
 
2022-12-09 6:33:21 PM  
10-9 Kamaka
 
2022-12-09 6:34:40 PM  

psychicdeath99: psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke: FOUR kids at 27???  I'm reminded of a Specials song, but I can't remember the name or even the lyrics right now because Lizard Brain demands pizza enter me

four?   Amateur.

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11 kids, 6 mommas

https://www.today.com/popculture/popculture/nick-cannon-kids-rcna41722


Holy shiat!  Even more than I guessed!  Is that a half assed plan at world domination or what???

NC: "MY ARCHNEMESIS!  A CONDOM!!! <HISSES>"
 
2022-12-09 6:35:32 PM  

Farkin' Uke: psychicdeath99: psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke: FOUR kids at 27???  I'm reminded of a Specials song, but I can't remember the name or even the lyrics right now because Lizard Brain demands pizza enter me

four?   Amateur.

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11 kids, 6 mommas

https://www.today.com/popculture/popculture/nick-cannon-kids-rcna41722

Holy shiat!  Even more than I guessed!  Is that a half assed plan at world domination or what???

NC: "MY ARCHNEMESIS!  A CONDOM!!! <HISSES>"


Or does he do ovulation tests before deciding which groupie to fark?
 
2022-12-09 6:36:44 PM  

psychicdeath99: 11 kids, 6 mommas


Needs to be taught how to use a high quality condom.
 
2022-12-09 6:38:06 PM  

2wolves: psychicdeath99: 11 kids, 6 mommas

Needs to be taught how to use a high quality condom.


certainly cheaper than child support
 
2022-12-09 6:38:56 PM  

psychicdeath99: 2wolves: psychicdeath99: 11 kids, 6 mommas

Needs to be taught how to use a high quality condom.

certainly cheaper than child support


With fewer exposures to disease.
 
2022-12-09 6:39:31 PM  
10-9 Kamaka  20-18
 
2022-12-09 6:40:32 PM  
dayum that leg is messed up
 
2022-12-09 6:43:37 PM  

psychicdeath99: 2wolves: psychicdeath99: 11 kids, 6 mommas

Needs to be taught how to use a high quality condom.

certainly cheaper than child support


Awww....

It's funny to mock and all that but this reminded me that between Nick Cannon's various comedy gigs and all and apparently some sort of "music" career, with a number as large as 11 kids, a nonzero number of those chil'ren known Nick Cannon EXACTLY AS MUCH AS I DO! X(
 
2022-12-09 6:44:26 PM  
done


Kimura's impression of Kamaka in the third round

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2022-12-09 6:44:29 PM  
You can perform through pain, but not through damage.
 
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