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(9News (Australia))   Champagne-sipping Vladimir Putin defends missile strikes on civilians in Ukraine, says they started everything   (9news.com.au) divider line
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1667 clicks; posted to Politics » on 09 Dec 2022 at 9:35 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-09 6:39:56 PM  
"If they had the good sense to capitulate and just give us their country, we could just avoid all this...unpleasantness, but that is on them. Well, that and our troops. And our businesses that are increasingly strapped for customers. But obviously, this is Ukraine's fault.

Give up, Dorothy!"
 
2022-12-09 6:43:11 PM  
He's sipping champagne and laughing about civilian deaths at the moment, but he won't be so cavalier when the civilians dying are Russian. I doubt Ukraine will stop at their border, and Russia is about to be reminded what it feels like to be invaded.
 
2022-12-09 8:07:21 PM  
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2022-12-09 9:43:34 PM  
It's all he has left. Subjecting innocents to horror.

Republican-le farker.
 
2022-12-09 9:44:07 PM  
Ummm, all of that stuff he's saying Ukraine did to "start the war" happened long after Russia illegally invaded them.
 
2022-12-09 9:44:43 PM  
"Yes, we are doing it. But who started it?" said the president - who ordered the invasion of Ukraine on February 24.

Well done, reporter. This was a cute dig.
 
2022-12-09 9:45:38 PM  

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I like to think that face he's making will be his death mask.
 
2022-12-09 9:46:02 PM  
Pooty fell down and shiat his pants the other day. It's only tangentially relevant to this article but...
 
2022-12-09 9:48:45 PM  
In 3000 B.C. Proto Ukraine attacked Proto Russia with Dinosaur Calvary. So Ukraine attacked Russia despite Russia invading Ukraine.
 
2022-12-09 9:53:18 PM  
Putin drinking champagne? Hopefully, one of Putin's lieutenants will reenact the Purple Wedding from Game of Thrones.
King Joffrey's Death - Game Of Thrones Best Scenes
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2022-12-09 9:54:14 PM  
My only hope is that he gets the Ceaușescu treatment and as he standing there he able to reflect to the specific decision that brought him there.
 
2022-12-09 9:56:19 PM  
Article says champagne but it was really the tears of newly-orphaned Ukrainian children collected by the ghouls of the Wagner Group
 
2022-12-09 10:05:02 PM  
Who cares what he says?

His acts are abhorrent. What he says doesn't matter.

If you support him, you're a fascist and deserve to die.
 
2022-12-09 10:06:37 PM  
I do believe in a heaven and hell; I believe it is the missing matter of our would be, unified field theory.

Let's hope to see Putin on his way to new dimensions.
(besides down an elevator shaft full of bullets, cause he totally deserves that elevator part first......)
 
2022-12-09 10:08:56 PM  
You would think he would have learned from starting shiat with Chechnya back in the day that after a while the other guys are going to start resorting to guerilla tactics inside of Russia proper. We've seen here in North Carolina what a couple of rednecks can do with some shotguns when it comes to the power grid, I'm honestly surprised the same hasn't happened to the Motherland yet.
 
2022-12-09 10:11:00 PM  
Putin needs to be separated from his brain stem.
 
2022-12-09 10:15:02 PM  
That article started with a video of some kid in a wool hat and a lumber jacket and I'm so confused.
 
2022-12-09 10:18:03 PM  

Private_Citizen: He's sipping champagne and laughing about civilian deaths at the moment, but he won't be so cavalier when the civilians dying are Russian. I doubt Ukraine will stop at their border, and Russia is about to be reminded what it feels like to be invaded.


You think he gives a shiat about his own civilians?  That's cute.
 
2022-12-09 10:19:18 PM  
If Santa gives me my fully functioning Iron Man suite on Christmas morn, I am going to be very busy testing it out on a quite few people - Putin first of all.
 
2022-12-09 10:20:45 PM  

hubiestubert: "If they had the good sense to capitulate and just give us their country, we could just avoid all this...unpleasantness, but that is on them. Well, that and our troops. And our businesses that are increasingly strapped for customers. But obviously, this is Ukraine's fault.

Give up, Dorothy!"


Surrender Dorothy
 
2022-12-09 10:21:26 PM  

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2022-12-09 10:24:43 PM  

dustman81: Putin drinking champagne? Hopefully, one of Putin's lieutenants will reenact the Purple Wedding from Game of Thrones.


Somebody fix him a drink, so he can stay refreshed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVbH1BVXywY
 
2022-12-09 10:29:38 PM  
Why'd you make me hit you, baby?
 
2022-12-09 10:44:41 PM  

iheartscotch: Pooty fell down and shiat his pants the other day. It's only tangentially relevant to this article but...


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2022-12-09 10:46:09 PM  
I'm thinking he'll be dead by this time next year.
 
2022-12-09 10:48:55 PM  

Private_Citizen: He's sipping champagne and laughing about civilian deaths at the moment, but he won't be so cavalier when the civilians dying are Russian.


To be fair many of the "soldiers" dying in Ukraine were called civilians until not that long ago, before they were forcibly conscripted to go fight a war of choice.
 
2022-12-09 10:51:32 PM  
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2022-12-09 10:55:37 PM  

nexusandroidsix: If Santa gives me....


Oh. Um. So, nexus... this is awkward. Okay, so... you know what, you like cookies? Can we get some cookies here?

So that whole "Santa" thing...
 
2022-12-09 11:04:59 PM  
Champagne takes the edge off his diaper rash.
 
2022-12-09 11:06:00 PM  

Glicky: My only hope is that he gets the Ceaușescu treatment and as he standing there he able to reflect to the specific decision that brought him there.


No no, the Ghaddafi treatment.

That video of Ghaddafi being dragged out of his hole in the is something Russian Hitler is absolutely terrified of.
 
2022-12-09 11:06:54 PM  

whither_apophis: hubiestubert: "If they had the good sense to capitulate and just give us their country, we could just avoid all this...unpleasantness, but that is on them. Well, that and our troops. And our businesses that are increasingly strapped for customers. But obviously, this is Ukraine's fault.

Give up, Dorothy!"

Surrender Dorothy


Obviously, The Wizard of Oz was better in the original Russian.
 
2022-12-09 11:10:33 PM  

hubiestubert: whither_apophis: hubiestubert: "If they had the good sense to capitulate and just give us their country, we could just avoid all this...unpleasantness, but that is on them. Well, that and our troops. And our businesses that are increasingly strapped for customers. But obviously, this is Ukraine's fault.

Give up, Dorothy!"

Surrender Dorothy

Obviously, The Wizard of Oz was better in the original Russian.


The Brothers Karamazov was better in the original Klingon.
 
2022-12-09 11:16:01 PM  

hubiestubert: whither_apophis: hubiestubert: "If they had the good sense to capitulate and just give us their country, we could just avoid all this...unpleasantness, but that is on them. Well, that and our troops. And our businesses that are increasingly strapped for customers. But obviously, this is Ukraine's fault.

Give up, Dorothy!"

Surrender Dorothy

Obviously, The Wizard of Oz was better in the original Russian.


Report to gulag, Дороти
 
2022-12-09 11:18:25 PM  
I was cleaning up a bit and found a box that was shipped to me from an ebay seller a little over a year ago. I had never heard of Kherson before but that's where it was shipped from and I didn't notice it until just now: I hope the seller is okay. He's reliable.  He still has listings on ebay at least.

I've bought Soviet era vehicles from a few Ukrainian sellers, or diecast replicas anyway.. I think this is the one I bought from the guy in Kherson:

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I hope he's not a Russian sympathizer.
 
2022-12-09 11:54:19 PM  

Decorus: In 3000 B.C. Proto Ukraine attacked Proto Russia with Dinosaur Calvary.


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2022-12-10 12:04:51 AM  
Champagne is purely Russian. The French do make an imitation.https://www.foodandwine.com/news/russia-champagne-law-sparkling-wine-label
 
2022-12-10 12:29:19 AM  
Sometime around 1100AD the Kyven-rus founded a trading post that became Moscow, so this is ultimately a "why are you hitting yourself" bully
 
2022-12-10 12:36:42 AM  

wildcardjack: Sometime around 1100AD the Kyven-rus founded a trading post that became Moscow, so this is ultimately a "why are you hitting yourself" bully


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2022-12-10 1:05:20 AM  
Unless it's actually from the champagne region of France, it's just Russian beet-flavored bubbly traitor juice.
 
2022-12-10 1:24:20 AM  

Private_Citizen: He's sipping champagne and laughing about civilian deaths at the moment, but he won't be so cavalier when the civilians dying are Russian. I doubt Ukraine will stop at their border, and Russia is about to be reminded what it feels like to be invaded.


It's funny because you think Putin gives a shiat about his civilians.
 
2022-12-10 2:20:54 AM  
I hope you suffer for a long time before your death, you sack of shiat.

/Going to open a bottle of champagne when he finally dies.
//Hopefully sooner rather than later.
///Ukrainian Grandparents threw a party when Stalin croaked in 1953.
////Also, I highly recommend "The Death of Stalin" on Netflix.
 
2022-12-10 3:01:56 AM  

hubiestubert: whither_apophis: hubiestubert: "If they had the good sense to capitulate and just give us their country, we could just avoid all this...unpleasantness, but that is on them. Well, that and our troops. And our businesses that are increasingly strapped for customers. But obviously, this is Ukraine's fault.

Give up, Dorothy!"

Surrender Dorothy

Obviously, The Wizard of Oz was better in the original Russian.


In Russia, Dorothy surrenders YOU!
 
2022-12-10 5:10:03 AM  
And if you asked them before they were hanged, the Nazis would endlessly explain how their monstrous crimes were just the Aryans defending themselves.

Can we get to the part where Russian Hitler offs himself please?
 
2022-12-10 7:12:42 AM  
He's hardly the first oligarch to enjoy champagne during a war in Crimea.

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//charge!
///threes
 
2022-12-10 10:26:36 AM  

erik-k: Glicky: My only hope is that he gets the Ceaușescu treatment and as he standing there he able to reflect to the specific decision that brought him there.

No no, the Ghaddafi treatment.

That video of Ghaddafi being dragged out of his hole in the is something Russian Hitler is absolutely terrified of.


That works too.
 
2022-12-10 11:09:42 AM  
One bullet could end all this senseless killing. Just one.
 
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