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(Mirror.co.uk)   It's like 150 half-naked ravers on your wedding day   (mirror.co.uk) divider line
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4649 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Dec 2022 at 1:35 PM (14 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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SpectroBoy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-09 12:04:39 PM  
If you don't have any agreement saying you had it exclusively then you probably didn't. Particularly if you only paid 6,000 pounds.

If your contract says you had it exclusively, sue the venue.
 
yellowjester
2022-12-09 1:38:15 PM  
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LordOfThePings [OhFark]
2022-12-09 1:39:52 PM  
Just repeat to yourself "Serenity NOW!"

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LarryDan43
2022-12-09 1:40:03 PM  
My wedding was ruined when I made it a viral news story
 
Kalyco Jack
2022-12-09 1:40:55 PM  
So, uh, she thought the adjacent areas weren't going to be in use? That seems like poor planning.
 
Kalyco Jack
2022-12-09 1:41:58 PM  
Also which half and were they hot?
 
Wessoman
2022-12-09 1:42:17 PM  
So you thought £6000 was enough to buy you a full day exclusive wedding on a private mediterranean beach?

Here in Michigan, mind you, it costs around £10000 for a beachfront wedding. Not the mediterranean by a longshot. This woman got suckered and deserves to get suckered.
 
SoupJohnB [BareFark]
2022-12-09 1:42:37 PM  
Isn't it iconic?
 
Kronnyj
2022-12-09 1:42:57 PM  
Worst day?  More like best day!  Hand me those glow sticks kids. This old lady wants to dance!

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stuffy
2022-12-09 1:43:33 PM  
Getting married was first mistake.
 
baronbloodbath [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-09 1:44:30 PM  
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fatassbastard [TotalFark]
2022-12-09 1:46:08 PM  

SoupJohnB: Isn't it iconic?


I really do think.
 
Priapetic [BareFark]
2022-12-09 1:46:57 PM  

Kalyco Jack: Also which half and were they hot?


Yeah, think I'd have liked more pictures of that group rather than the dour wedding party.
 
tom baker's scarf
2022-12-09 1:48:10 PM  
this is not the face of someone who is ever happy about anything.

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EvilVanMan [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-09 1:48:16 PM  
Only half-naked?  Pass.
 
LineNoise [OhFark]
2022-12-09 1:49:49 PM  

tom baker's scarf: this is not the face of someone who is ever happy about anything.

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She looks exactly like my wife every year when i make my annual....."Ok.....i think i have the math sorted.....maybe this year I finally buy a boat" pitch.
 
Solty Dog
2022-12-09 1:50:11 PM  
Doesn't seem like a proper rave unless there are bubbles and foam. What you got there is just a beach party.
 
LineNoise [OhFark]
2022-12-09 1:51:45 PM  
Natalie and Adam Rhodes with their children Blake (L) and Bhodi (R)

I really don't see how the kids politics factor into this. I mean i guess the republican should be pissed at people having fun, but the Libertarian should have known to read the contract better and what he was getting into when his parents planned their wedding.
 
Glitchwerks
2022-12-09 1:53:21 PM  
FTA:  "The music they were playing, it was very loud and had loads of swear words in it, it was like rapper and rave music. It was aggressive and pumping, they were all jumping around and dancing with the glow sticks and everything.

Based on the fact that this happened in the UK, there was loads of vomit according to the couple, and her description of the music, I am going to use my keen powers of deduction to guess that the culprits were a bunch of chavs playing donk music while getting blackout drunk.  Which is something chavs are well known for.

The Russian equivalent is gopniks listening to Russian hardbass.

Both donk and hardbass are farking awful.
 
Some Farking Lurker
2022-12-09 1:53:35 PM  

LineNoise: tom baker's scarf: this is not the face of someone who is ever happy about anything.

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She looks exactly like my wife every year when i make my annual....."Ok.....i think i have the math sorted.....maybe this year I finally buy a boat" pitch.


Your wife's boyfriend seems to have a problem with the idea, too.
 
LewDux [OhFark]
2022-12-09 1:53:36 PM  

tom baker's scarf: this is not the face of someone who is ever happy about anything.

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Yeah, concentrate on husband's face, why don't you
 
SpectroBoy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-09 1:54:04 PM  

Kalyco Jack: So, uh, she thought the adjacent areas weren't going to be in use? That seems like poor planning.


Apparently she thought she would have the entire beach horizon to horizon for 6,000 pounds

I'm thinking a ruined wedding ain't her biggest problem.
 
Monocultured
2022-12-09 1:54:15 PM  
"OMG, other *people* at a *resort*? I am entitled to special treatment! I am special! I deserve things and other humans are probably not even real! THE SIMULATION IS OUT OF CONTROL!"

- Tory lady, her wedding was crashed.
 
SpectroBoy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-09 1:54:28 PM  

SoupJohnB: Isn't it iconic?


Don't you pilk?
 
SpectroBoy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-09 1:54:56 PM  

stuffy: Getting married was first mistake.


You know some of us are good at relationships right?
 
John the Magnificent
2022-12-09 1:55:23 PM  

tom baker's scarf: this is not the face of someone who is ever happy about anything.

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The whole family looks like they are a lot of fun.
 
SpectroBoy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-09 1:55:45 PM  

LineNoise: tom baker's scarf: this is not the face of someone who is ever happy about anything.

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She looks exactly like my wife every year when i make my annual....."Ok.....i think i have the math sorted.....maybe this year I finally buy a boat" pitch.


"Hey, your friend Michelle is pretty hot, right?"
 
khatores
2022-12-09 1:55:55 PM  
"There was vomit everywhere. My child went into the bathroom, came out then vomited all over the beach because he'd seen what had gone on in the toilets - they were covered in vomit.

"It was a mixture of colours and it was all over the floor and all up the side of the cubicle, where someone had come out and not made it to the sink or the toilet.

So basically they had their wedding on Fark?

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LewDux [OhFark]
2022-12-09 1:56:09 PM  
They ruined once once once once once in the lifetime experience
 
Floki [TotalFark]
2022-12-09 2:00:38 PM  
Love the COMPO faces of this family. They all need a few well-placed cream pies to the face to lighten the mood.
 
abhorrent1
2022-12-09 2:01:22 PM  
This is half naked?

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KB202
2022-12-09 2:02:02 PM  
I mean, a wedding is supposed to be a party, anyway. Start dancing and have a great story to tell for the rest of your life.
 
jaytkay [OhFark]
2022-12-09 2:03:44 PM  
"There was vomit everywhere"

Oh, my that's terrible. Who would do that?

"My child went into the bathroom, came out then vomited all over the beach"

Oh, I see
 
ProcrastinationStation [TotalFark]
2022-12-09 2:08:13 PM  

SpectroBoy: If you don't have any agreement saying you had it exclusively then you probably didn't. Particularly if you only paid 6,000 pounds.

If your contract says you had it exclusively, sue the venue.


Yeah, says she "splashed out" on a 6000 pound wedding.  That's about 7k USD.  That's damn cheap for a wedding.

Though the Googles tell me that Bali weddings average around 5k USD.
 
drayno76
2022-12-09 2:15:27 PM  
I can't imagine going into a marriage where neither person bothers to read the contracts for the service they expect to be rendered. I always figure that wedding service companies specifically have PITA, you better read every damned word, style contracts just to train couples to not make those stupid mistakes twice.

If they read the contracts and they had paid for exclusivity, sue. At the price quoted in the article, twice, of 6k I have my doubts it was. Sounds like they got played by misleading advertisements and didn't bother to read what they signed.

I wish the family that personifies Grumpy Cat face the best of luck come mortgage time.
 
Gordon Bennett [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-09 2:23:01 PM  
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hlehmann
2022-12-09 2:24:27 PM  
If your entire life revolves around your wedding than I feel sorry for you, and I feel even more sorry for the poor bastard that got conned into marrying you.
 
LineNoise [OhFark]
2022-12-09 2:25:22 PM  

SpectroBoy: "Hey, your friend Michelle is pretty hot, right?"


One of her friends is an actual 11 on a scale of 10.

I get into so much trouble with what are and are intended to be innocent comments.

Which is fair, because the stuff i'm smart enough to keep my mouth closed on is way worse.
 
antidisestablishmentarianism
2022-12-09 2:34:05 PM  

tom baker's scarf: this is not the face of someone who is ever happy about anything.

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She has big Karen energy.
 
El_Dan
2022-12-09 2:36:21 PM  
Swimsuits at the beach, oh the humanity.
 
WelldeadLink
2022-12-09 2:41:06 PM  

KB202: I mean, a wedding is supposed to be a party, anyway. Start dancing and have a great story to tell for the rest of your life.


I've been to several anime conventions where a wedding party was in a hotel event room. The bride and groom often get a kick out of getting wedding photos with various cosplayers, and they often get applause and cheers as they go through the public areas.
 
Tom_Slick
2022-12-09 2:46:36 PM  

abhorrent1: This is half naked?

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British half naked
 
Prof. Frink [BareFark]
2022-12-09 2:50:52 PM  
They probably shouldn't've registered for cats and boots.
 
Sentient
2022-12-09 2:52:16 PM  

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oh, too soon
 
snowybunting [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-09 2:53:21 PM  

abhorrent1: This is half naked?



The caption for that photo was amazing:

"The huge speakers didn't add to the romantic ambiance"
 
RobotSpider
2022-12-09 3:03:39 PM  

LineNoise: She looks exactly like my wife every year when i make my annual....."Ok.....i think i have the math sorted.....maybe this year I finally buy a boat" pitch.


As a 48 year old who grew up on boats right on a lake until I was 18, and have been trying to buy a boat since I left home, I've come to the conclusion it basically won't ever happen. Lots of people do it. Probably lots of people who make less than I do. My problem, other than living 40 minutes from the lakeshore now, is my wife and son have almostno interest. They often say things like "Let's try it and see." but that not exactly "Can we please get a boat!" I'm not spending $50k+ on something just to "see". Unless the whole family buys in, I can't justify it. My son has more than a couple friends whose parents are doctors or "in sales" who have $300k wake-surfing boats, so he gets to go out 'surfing' any time he wants. The idea of sailing the Great Lakes at 15 knots with dad doesn't really appeal to him.
 
what the cat dragged in
2022-12-09 3:07:04 PM  
Raves. Not even oonz oonz oonz...
 
Ringshadow [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-09 3:08:43 PM  
Honestly I'd find that hilarious. But by their expressions I bet they get told to "live a little" a lot.
 
WelldeadLink
2022-12-09 3:08:52 PM  

RobotSpider: LineNoise: She looks exactly like my wife every year when i make my annual....."Ok.....i think i have the math sorted.....maybe this year I finally buy a boat" pitch.

As a 48 year old who grew up on boats right on a lake until I was 18, and have been trying to buy a boat since I left home, I've come to the conclusion it basically won't ever happen. Lots of people do it. Probably lots of people who make less than I do. My problem, other than living 40 minutes from the lakeshore now, is my wife and son have almostno interest. They often say things like "Let's try it and see." but that not exactly "Can we please get a boat!" I'm not spending $50k+ on something just to "see". Unless the whole family buys in, I can't justify it. My son has more than a couple friends whose parents are doctors or "in sales" who have $300k wake-surfing boats, so he gets to go out 'surfing' any time he wants. The idea of sailing the Great Lakes at 15 knots with dad doesn't really appeal to him.


A boat is a hole in the water. Maybe you just have to go to the lake with a shovel.
 
GhostOfSavageHenry
2022-12-09 3:11:16 PM  
Some people would take the opportunity to have the best farking wedding ever. I mean, I don't normally care about vows but watching the bride and groom simultaneously try to adlib their vows on X would be entertaining af.
 
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