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(The New Civil Rights Movement)   It's time for Alternate Reality with Kellyanne Conway   (thenewcivilrightsmovement.com) divider line
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4480 clicks; posted to Politics » on 09 Dec 2022 at 10:35 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-09 9:07:43 AM  
Republican lawmakers did not stand behind Georgia Senate candidate Herschel Walker

"I do declare it ain't from a lack of tryin'"

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2022-12-09 9:39:48 AM  
I thought George locked the door on her crypt already.

He needs to get to that.
 
2022-12-09 9:42:14 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: I thought George locked the door on her crypt already.

He needs to get to that.


Don't give a flying fark what that bloated Federalist Society scumbag does.  Unless he DIAF.
 
2022-12-09 9:47:32 AM  
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2022-12-09 10:10:38 AM  
I must say, my days of not giving a single fark about what this ridiculous person says about anything are definitely coming to a middle.
 
2022-12-09 10:25:33 AM  

wooden_badger: Farking Clown Shoes: I thought George locked the door on her crypt already.

He needs to get to that.

Don't give a flying fark what that bloated Federalist Society scumbag does.  Unless he DIAF.


Has the daughter turned 18 and moved out yet?  Or, if under 18, sought her emancipation?
 
2022-12-09 10:37:07 AM  
It appears someone is failing at trying to be relevant.
 
2022-12-09 10:38:35 AM  
Conway continued:

"They all should have been because they should've been there in some form, town hall, in person, saying the following: 'I serve in the United States with Raphael Warnock. He's a terrible senator. He doesn't represent Georgia. He's not fit to serve. He votes with Joe Biden. He voted for the Inflation Reduction Act that doesn't do that. He said nothing when they pulled out of Afghanistan. He said nothing that Joe Biden has been to Delaware 174 days and down to the border zero days.' '"


She wanted them to cut an ad boosting Warnock? The voters already knew all of this, spin notwithstanding.
 
2022-12-09 10:39:48 AM  
Since when is The Lich still relevant?

/fark what she thinks or says
 
2022-12-09 10:40:19 AM  
Who cares what this skeletor in a blonde wig cosplaying moron has to say?

Oh right, outrage "journalism" in the name of driving ad views.
 
2022-12-09 10:40:35 AM  
Didn't stand behind him? Cruz and Graham never left his side, probably so they could taser him if he started talking about werewolves and vampires again.
 
2022-12-09 10:40:41 AM  
Sorry Kellyanne -

All the kings horses and all the king's men
Couldn't get Hershel Walker elected dog catcher
 
2022-12-09 10:41:14 AM  
Warning:  chyron causes whiplash

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2022-12-09 10:42:19 AM  
Her boss was a no show for the run off as well, but not a word about that.
/Trump stink doesn't wash off.
 
2022-12-09 10:43:00 AM  
Gosh, I just can't fathom why the Walker campaign might not want Jewish Space Lazor Lady campaigning for him in a state that just elected its first Jewish Senator and has a fairly sizable Jewish community.

// Walker didn't need an outside adulterer, he supplied that himself
 
2022-12-09 10:43:04 AM  
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2022-12-09 10:43:43 AM  
All they had to do was pick a non awful candidate and it wouldn't have even gone to a runoff. The turtle is evil, but he's very smart. Candidate quality has been their downfall. RINOs and independents are just itching to vote Republican again. All they have to do is stop forcing them to vote Dem.
 
2022-12-09 10:44:44 AM  
No it isn't.
 
2022-12-09 10:44:45 AM  
newt still out here tap dancing and you people slapping on about relevancy

THEY NEVER DIE!

figure it out
 
2022-12-09 10:44:52 AM  
I wonder if she realizes that most people hate Republican Senators.  And that none of them were going to show up unless there was a giant bag of money waiting for them when they landed.  By being the minority party, Republicans don't actually have to work, it's perfect for them...
 
2022-12-09 10:47:56 AM  

Soup4Bonnie: newt still out here tap dancing and you people slapping on about relevancy

THEY NEVER DIE!

figure it out


If the Emperor from SW taught us anything it's that the Dark Side will keep you kicking for a long time, but there is a cost...
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2022-12-09 10:50:51 AM  
Can you imagine if one of Obama's people had done this?
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2022-12-09 10:51:23 AM  
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Herschel spend more time with these two clowns then his children
 
2022-12-09 10:52:02 AM  
Not long ago. . .
Walker rep: Ms. Conway, Mr. Walker would love for you to join his senate campaign as a senior advisor or possibly even campaign manager.
Conway: Lol no thanks. But good luck

Now: J'accuse! 47 RINO senators are to blame for this tragic loss!

Not the idiot who hand-picked an even stupider candidate.
Funny how there hasn't been any accusations of a stolen election this time.
 
2022-12-09 10:52:04 AM  

Iowan73: Didn't stand behind him? Cruz and Graham never left his side, probably so they could taser him if he started talking about werewolves and vampires again.


There you go. Technically correct.
 
2022-12-09 10:53:57 AM  
I agree with her that more Republicans should tie their ships to Walker's anchor.
 
2022-12-09 10:55:10 AM  
Conway's remarks come shortly after another prominent conservative went on a rant about Walker; however, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene's (R-Ga.) perspective is starkly different from Conway's.

Speaking to far-right influencer Steve Bannon, Greene said that Walker's campaign rarely reached out for assistance; something she describes as "insulting." During the interview, Greene insisted, ″They only asked me a couple of times in my own district, which I find extremely insulting."


reading this has been like turning the handle on a jack in the box only to have the HAHA OH WOW! guy jump out at you unexpectedly.
 
2022-12-09 10:55:29 AM  
I even do it myself a bit, so this is even a little critique at myself. But, in this era of US political history, saying "lost by less than 100,000 votes" is really not that profound anymore.

We have races coming down to less than 20, 10, or even 1k votes. Winning by 100k is like a landslide in this environment.
 
2022-12-09 10:55:37 AM  

kkinnison: [Fark user image 850x316]

Herschel spend more time with these two clowns then his children


Every time I see that photo, I can't help but think--"Clowns to the left of me Jokers to the right"
 
2022-12-09 10:55:39 AM  
Pretty much that entire sentence can be applied to almost every member of congress by switching a few words and names.

Conway continued:
"They all should have been because they should've been there in some form, town hall, in person, saying the following: 'I serve in the United States with [insert name]. He/She's a terrible senator. He/She doesn't represent [insert state]. He/She's not fit to serve. He votes with [insert president name]. Blah Blah Blah

What a generic pile of garbage. I could mean Conway or her statement.

/Why not both?
//Yayyyyy
 
2022-12-09 10:58:14 AM  
The GOP lost a golden opportunity to win the Red vs Blue Senate flag football game for 6 straight years. They have the NCAA championship coach in Tuberville they just needed a stronger ground game.
 
2022-12-09 10:58:52 AM  

MarciusDecimus: I even do it myself a bit, so this is even a little critique at myself. But, in this era of US political history, saying "lost by less than 100,000 votes" is really not that profound anymore.

We have races coming down to less than 20, 10, or even 1k votes. Winning by 100k is like a landslide in this environment.


Right. The last two Presidential elections came down to 30-40k votes spread between three states.

A 100k vote margin isn't all that close.
 
2022-12-09 10:59:49 AM  

Exile On Beale Street: Can you imagine if one of Obama's people had done this?
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Used a cell phone in a secure room where there's not supposed to be one. They'd have lost their minds.
 
2022-12-09 10:59:50 AM  

kkinnison: [Fark user image 850x316]

Herschel spend more time with these two clowns then his children


Seriously though what was the appeal here?
They couldnt find one known Republican from Georgia? Speaker of the state house or some shiat? I figure Kemp didn't want to be seen with this disaster of a candidate, but only Senators from other states were willing to back him?
 
2022-12-09 11:02:22 AM  
Conway's second suggestion was to have professional carpet-bagger Doc Oz barn-storm GA for Wegner, I mean Walker.
 
2022-12-09 11:02:47 AM  
"Kellyanne Conway, a political strategist bloviating Karen..."
 
2022-12-09 11:05:03 AM  

Mugato: Republican lawmakers did not stand behind Georgia Senate candidate Herschel Walker

"I do declare it ain't from a lack of tryin'"

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"Warnock is unfit to serve!"
Says the former opioid czar who oversaw the increasing number of dead Americans from opioids and did nothing about it.

Also, the insanity of that statement.  Hershel Walker should be in assisted living FFS, and is unfit for any job.
 
2022-12-09 11:05:21 AM  

kkinnison: [Fark user image 850x316]

Herschel spend more time with these two clowns then his children


Probably because he doesn't know much, but he knows he can't get that Lindsay pregnant.
 
2022-12-09 11:11:47 AM  
"They all should have been because they should've been there in some form, town hall, in person, saying the following: 'I serve in the United States with Raphael Warnock. He's a terrible senator. He doesn't represent Georgia. He's not fit to serve. He votes with Joe Biden. He voted for the Inflation Reduction Act that doesn't do that. He said nothing when they pulled out of Afghanistan.

It's funny that they attack a Democrat, for just being a Democrat.
How dare he vote with Joe Biden.
There were no attacks on Warnock's character, since he's a decent human being.

Walker on the other hand...

Control of the senate was not on the line, and I'm guessing the other Republican senators really rather Walker was not there being an embarrassment to the Republican party.
 
2022-12-09 11:14:53 AM  
No, we don't need to give this lich attention.
 
2022-12-09 11:22:42 AM  
Great,  is the media going to talk about Herschel Walker for the next 2 years???
 
2022-12-09 11:29:54 AM  

LL316: All they had to do was pick a non awful candidate and it wouldn't have even gone to a runoff. The turtle is evil, but he's very smart. Candidate quality has been their downfall. RINOs and independents are just itching to vote Republican again. All they have to do is stop forcing them to vote Dem.


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/But true
 
2022-12-09 11:41:34 AM  
It would be great to see Kellyanne get her own show, with subby's headline as the title.  A small, microbudget cable-access only show that airs every Tuesday morning at 1:30am.
 
2022-12-09 11:42:05 AM  

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2022-12-09 11:57:29 AM  
I wanna know who set the filter on the pic in TFA to Trejo. 
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2022-12-09 11:59:38 AM  

hammettman: It would be great to see Kellyanne get her own show, with subby's headline as the title.  A small, microbudget cable-access only show that airs every Tuesday morning at 1:30am.


And where the main advertiser is "My pillow"?
 
2022-12-09 12:03:43 PM  

kkinnison: [Fark user image 850x316]

Herschel spend more time with these two clowns then his children


Is that the new broadcast team for...what's the AAA version of WWE?
 
2022-12-09 12:05:02 PM  
She's not really wrong. For the last 6 weeks or so before the election, plenty of Republicans were trying to get Herschel Walker to just farking walk away. I mean, he had support, but it was more like Trump support now, any excuse for the person offering to quit supporting, and they take it. There wasn't "no support", but I can guarantee you that a candidate who was even slightly less of a train wreck would have had far more support...
 
2022-12-09 12:27:56 PM  

kkinnison: [Fark user image 850x316]

Herschel spend more time with these two clowns then his children


So he spends time with his kids after spending time with those clowns, or did you mean 'than' rather than 'then'? Both work, just asking for clarity,
And because I'm a pedant.
 
2022-12-09 12:51:47 PM  

Palined Parenthood: kkinnison: [Fark user image 850x316]

Herschel spend more time with these two clowns then his children

Is that the new broadcast team for...what's the AAA version of WWE?


AEW
 
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