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(ESPN)   Knowing they won't be able to release a Superbowl single this year, the Eagles decide to release a Christmas album instead   (espn.com) divider line
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2022-12-09 7:11:11 AM  
In the spirit of conference solidarity, they should invite Jerry Jones and Dan Snyder to do a duet of White Christmas as a bonus track.
 
2022-12-09 7:30:57 AM  
Well, yes, the super bowl this year has already been played, so that makes sense.
 
2022-12-09 7:33:51 AM  
They've not here to start no trouble
 
2022-12-09 7:39:20 AM  
In before the lazy "snowballs at Santa" jokes.

I mean we did throw snowballs at Santa but he had it coming.

Also reading that is the first time I realized my Philly fan predecessors were mad in part because the Eagles were winning, they were rooting for the team to tank.  That's the better insight into Philly sports fans in many ways.
 
2022-12-09 7:47:54 AM  

RubiconBeer: In before the lazy "snowballs at Santa" jokes.

I mean we did throw snowballs at Santa but he had it coming.

Also reading that is the first time I realized my Philly fan predecessors were mad in part because the Eagles were winning, they were rooting for the team to tank.  That's the better insight into Philly sports fans in many ways.


If the Eagles would have lost that game we would have never had to suffer the Kardashians.

OJ Simpson would have been drafted by the Eagles which would have changed the trajectory of his life and he would have never met Nicole, never needed Robert Kardashian as a lawyer and the rest would have been history.
 
2022-12-09 7:52:20 AM  

The Smails Kid: They've not here to start no trouble


Fark you autocarrot
 
2022-12-09 9:13:56 AM  
Jason Kelce is a good dude.
 
2022-12-09 9:16:28 AM  
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/go iggles
 
2022-12-09 9:46:42 AM  
Is Hotel California on the B-side?
 
2022-12-09 10:27:13 AM  

BunkyBrewman: RubiconBeer: In before the lazy "snowballs at Santa" jokes.

I mean we did throw snowballs at Santa but he had it coming.

Also reading that is the first time I realized my Philly fan predecessors were mad in part because the Eagles were winning, they were rooting for the team to tank.  That's the better insight into Philly sports fans in many ways.

If the Eagles would have lost that game we would have never had to suffer the Kardashians.

OJ Simpson would have been drafted by the Eagles which would have changed the trajectory of his life and he would have never met Nicole, never needed Robert Kardashian as a lawyer and the rest would have been history.


The Kardashians were an inevitability. There was an open niche in the ecosystem and something had to fill it. Had OJ gone to the Eagles, fate would have produced the New Jersey version, some sort of Snooki-Kardashian hybrid. Be thankful we got off as easy as we did.
 
2022-12-09 11:24:01 AM  
Oooh, subby throwing stones. Christmas Eve in Dallas is shaping up to be a great matchup.
 
2022-12-09 11:35:34 AM  

RubiconBeer: In before the lazy "snowballs at Santa" jokes.

I mean we did throw snowballs at Santa but he had it coming.

Also reading that is the first time I realized my Philly fan predecessors were mad in part because the Eagles were winning, they were rooting for the team to tank.  That's the better insight into Philly sports fans in many ways.


They also had an historically bad coach, and the idiot owner signed him to a 15-year extension earlier in the season.
 
2022-12-09 2:22:02 PM  
Very cool charity effort and some of those dudes can really sing, with the help of some prominent Philly artists. Album sold out pretty much instantly.

Unfortunately the physical copies were mostly bought up by bots looking to mark them up in the secondary market.
 
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