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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)   Santa and Mrs. Claus deliver presents to all the good little inmates at a South Carolina prison. No it is not coal, either   (local21news.com) divider line
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2022-12-09 3:48:57 AM  
Mr. and Mrs. Claus unloaded 400 bags of toothpaste, candy, soap, stamped envelopes, mobile phones, bibles, rock hammers, hacksaws, needles, drugs, shivs, firearms, ammunition, and explosives with the help from Steve and Beth West.
 
2022-12-09 4:06:19 AM  
whatsoever you do to the least of my brother, that you do unto me
 
2022-12-09 5:07:20 AM  
How dare you treat them like human beings! Now they might get out and not re offended.
 
2022-12-09 5:37:20 AM  
Mr. and Mrs. Claus unloaded 400 bags of toothpaste, candy, soap, stamped envelopes and religious messages with the help from Steve and Beth West.

But of course.
 
2022-12-09 5:39:56 AM  
Wonder how much will be confiscated by the staff?  One of my kids spent some time inside and we had to send stuff via the jail racket known as commissary.  We purchased 5 different packs and the kid got 3, the other two just vanished.
 
2022-12-09 7:09:10 AM  
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2022-12-09 7:12:16 AM  
No it is not coal, either

What's in Santa's bag, then?

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2022-12-09 7:40:55 AM  

SecondaryControl: Mr. and Mrs. Claus unloaded 400 bags of toothpaste, candy, soap, stamped envelopes and religious messages with the help from Steve and Beth West.

But of course.


sinko swimo: whatsoever you do to the least of my brother, that you do unto me


There is more said about visiting in prison than homosexuality, but it's a fake book by a fake religion with fake beliefs and pedophilia, so why bother pointing it out?
 
2022-12-09 7:46:34 AM  

sinko swimo: whatsoever you do to the least of my brother, that you do unto me


What is this communist bullshiat?!? How dare you defile the memory of Republican Jesus!
 
2022-12-09 7:49:35 AM  

groppet: How dare you treat them like human beings! Now they might get out and not re offended.


They're not.  They're treating them as a literal captive audience to preach to and recruit from.
 
2022-12-09 7:57:25 AM  

LoneVVolf: groppet: How dare you treat them like human beings! Now they might get out and not re offended.

They're not.  They're treating them as a literal captive audience to preach to and recruit from.


to be fair quite a lot of people in prison are Christian and I'm willing to guess they enjoy the fellowship and the others treat it like a timeshare meeting listen to the pitch get free stuff.
 
2022-12-09 9:01:59 AM  
I'm shocked SC prison authorities allowed that. They are among the most strict on outside visitors.
 
2022-12-09 9:19:06 AM  

Warrior Kermit: quite a lot of people in prison are Christian


And it often plays well in front of the parole board.
 
2022-12-09 9:26:17 AM  
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/mmmm, christmas shank
 
2022-12-09 10:19:54 AM  
This Is The Way(TM)
 
2022-12-09 11:00:33 AM  
"Mr. and Mrs. Claus unloaded 400 bags of toothpaste, candy, soap, stamped envelopes and religious messages ..."

And there we have it - gotta build those ranks somehow, might as well take advantage of every last vulnerable segment of the population.
 
2022-12-09 11:04:56 AM  

Another Government Employee: I'm shocked SC prison authorities allowed that. They are among the most strict on outside visitors.


In state prison its more strict this is the county jail. Its not like it's SuperMax or someshiat.
 
2022-12-09 11:15:31 AM  

SecondaryControl: Mr. and Mrs. Claus unloaded 400 bags of toothpaste, candy, soap, stamped envelopes and religious messages with the help from Steve and Beth West.

But of course.


? Christmas. 👀
 
2022-12-09 11:16:09 AM  

SecondaryControl: Mr. and Mrs. Claus unloaded 400 bags of toothpaste, candy, soap, stamped envelopes and religious messages with the help from Steve and Beth West.

But of course.


And I say that while being against preaching at shelters.
 
2022-12-09 11:20:23 AM  

SecondaryControl: Mr. and Mrs. Claus unloaded 400 bags of toothpaste, candy, soap, stamped envelopes and religious messages with the help from Steve and Beth West.

But of course.


Hell, proselytizing should only be legal on Christmas
 
2022-12-09 11:51:37 AM  
Aw. I mean, I don't love the preaching aspect, but if they're the only people doing this, I give them that much credit. They're trying to help.

When a bunch of atheists start doing it, then we can whine about how the Jesusy dipshiats are proselytizing.
 
2022-12-09 12:30:05 PM  
soap and toothpaste are considered "gifts?"
 
2022-12-09 2:08:47 PM  
Hey, I'm just surprised that some christians are decent folk. You should go to a restaurant after church lets out. That's how 99.999% act.
 
2022-12-09 6:10:16 PM  

dadio86: soap and toothpaste are considered "gifts?"


Funny, isn't it?  The state locks you up, takes charge of you, is supposed to safeguard your health and safety (as they removed the ability of you to do it for yourself) and...no soap.  No toothpaste.
 
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