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(IFL Science)   Back in the day, leopards didn't just eat faces   (iflscience.com) divider line
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2022-12-08 9:10:17 PM  
I have no experience with leopards, but I wouldn't even jiggle my junk in front of a common house-cat for fear of the repercussions.
 
2022-12-08 9:39:03 PM  
*makes wanking motion*
 
2022-12-08 10:47:20 PM  

make me some tea: *makes wanking motion*


Cats love that motion.
 
2022-12-09 12:08:34 AM  
One last fap before you get killed
 
2022-12-09 12:08:59 AM  
I bet it was titled "Grog goes out with a bang".
 
2022-12-09 12:09:11 AM  
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2022-12-09 12:10:36 AM  
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2022-12-09 12:23:33 AM  
i still dont get this meme
 
2022-12-09 12:25:55 AM  
"See??  Spotted dick!  I'm one of you!"
 
2022-12-09 12:32:25 AM  
To be fair, some of those Khajiit women are kinda hot.
 
2022-12-09 12:37:56 AM  
The world's first yiff.
 
2022-12-09 12:41:05 AM  
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"...engraved together to depict a narrative, are the first known examples of such a holistic scene. This was a picture of the stories that formed the ideology of the people of that period"
 
2022-12-09 12:42:57 AM  
First lolcat in history?
 
2022-12-09 1:06:20 AM  
It's unclear who is depicted in these scenes, although Dr Özdoğan believes that they were important individuals, like a mythical figure or a person from a historical tale.

OR.... Greg the Neanderthal wanted to impress Jenny the Neanderthal and drew a picture of himself holding his junk while taunting a leopard in the bathroom area of the cave...
 
2022-12-09 1:11:24 AM  
"it actually depicts a guy holding his penis as he's being attacked by leopards"

It's every man's dream to be attacked by two pussies.
 
2022-12-09 1:18:19 AM  

Floki: "it actually depicts a guy holding his penis as he's being attacked by leopards"

It's every man's dream to be attacked by two pussies.


Clearly it must depict the world's first millionaire.
 
2022-12-09 1:57:42 AM  
Leopard swallows woman whole:

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2022-12-09 2:04:34 AM  
...and that is the story of how Thag met your mother.
 
2022-12-09 2:16:43 AM  

sennoma: It's unclear who is depicted in these scenes, although Dr Özdoğan believes that they were important individuals, like a mythical figure or a person from a historical tale.

OR.... Greg the Neanderthal wanted to impress Jenny the Neanderthal and drew a picture of himself holding his junk while taunting a leopard in the bathroom area of the cave...


There are good reasons physicists and chemists think sociologists and anthropologists are full of it.
 
2022-12-09 2:27:57 AM  
*actually reads the IFLScience article*

*reads the more scholarly article linked in it*

"When this artwork was created in the 9th century BCE . . ." Not sure how that crept in, it states elsewhere that it's 11,000 years old and so does the article.

Somehow IFLScience also failed to mention that there's a companion relief of another man (with six fingers!) displaying his phallus while shaking a rattle or snake at a wild bull.
 
2022-12-09 2:50:44 AM  
They're not leopards, they're hyenas.

And he's not waving his dick.  He's guarding his balls.

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2022-12-09 3:08:20 AM  

make me some tea: *makes wanking motion*


My best friend always thought that the Tina Turner lyric was "What's love but a subtle handing motion?"
 
2022-12-09 3:34:22 AM  
I voted for the Leopards Eating My Junk party because I know it will trigger the libs.
 
2022-12-09 7:01:41 AM  
Neolithic furries had to earn it
 
2022-12-09 7:49:23 AM  
My theory is that cave paintings and the like were educational tools for cave children. This makes that theory more interesting.
 
2022-12-09 7:55:08 AM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Neolithic furries had to earn it


True, but didn't have to deal with religious or political nutjobs wailing and gnashing their teeth about it.  Probably an even trade.
 
2022-12-09 8:14:41 AM  
Looks to me more likely he is covering his belly and his junk for the impending attack.
 
2022-12-09 8:15:48 AM  

some_beer_drinker: i still dont get this meme


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2022-12-09 9:12:03 AM  
Must be related to Brodie's cousin Walter

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2022-12-09 10:04:41 AM  

bughunter: They're not leopards, they're hyenas.

And he's not waving his dick.  He's guarding his balls.

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Yep, looks very much to me like it is a guy protecting his soft parts.

I once found myself breaking up a middle-of-the-night dogfight between my Great Dane and my girlfriend's Pitbull while I was naked... I was protecting myself very much the same way.
 
2022-12-09 11:44:30 AM  

Floki: "it actually depicts a guy holding his penis as he's being attacked by leopards"

It's every man's dream to be attacked by two pussies.


So it was the first dick pic?
 
2022-12-09 11:46:36 AM  
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