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(CNN)   The House Committee on Oversight and Reform has issued a 79-page report on Washington Commanders owner Dan Snyder that concludes that he is an asshole   (cnn.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Roger Goodell, NFL organization, year-long investigation, Washington Commanders owner Dan Snyder, 79-page report, congressional report, internal investigation, sexual harassment  
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2022-12-08 8:58:35 PM  
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2022-12-08 9:21:24 PM  
How is this news?
 
2022-12-08 9:41:13 PM  

knobmaker: How is this news?


I think a journalist outlines a story. And then presents it to their editor. The editor then decides whether or not the story is of public interest. If the editor decides decides the story should be published, they publish said story.

That's kind of how the whole thing works.
 
2022-12-08 10:29:33 PM  

wegro: knobmaker: How is this news?

I think a journalist outlines a story. And then presents it to their editor. The editor then decides whether or not the story is of public interest. If the editor decides decides the story should be published, they publish said story.

That's kind of how the whole thing works.


You sound clever.
 
2022-12-08 10:39:02 PM  

wegro: knobmaker: How is this news?

I think a journalist outlines a story. And then presents it to their editor. The editor then decides whether or not the story is of public interest. If the editor decides decides the story should be published, they publish said story.

That's kind of how the whole thing works.


....but that's not important right now.
 
2022-12-08 10:42:55 PM  

knobmaker: You sound clever.


It's working out for me.
 
2022-12-09 12:02:11 AM  

wegro: knobmaker: You sound clever.

It's working out for me.


Maybe not as well as you'd hoped.
 
2022-12-09 12:49:22 AM  

knobmaker: Maybe not as well as you'd hoped.


In what way? didn't have a bunch of high hopes.
 
2022-12-09 12:56:29 AM  

wegro: knobmaker: Maybe not as well as you'd hoped.


I sorta made you sound like you didn't know what you were talking about?
 
2022-12-09 12:58:37 AM  

knobmaker: How is this news?


You are probably a great person.
 
2022-12-09 1:10:03 AM  

knobmaker: How is this news?


How dare we accurately report on the behavior of the rich and famous.

/you absolute clod
 
2022-12-09 1:21:05 AM  
What do you want want for Christmas, you fucling toddler?

Link your wishlist.
 
2022-12-09 1:45:36 AM  
Who is "we" You failed fark?
 
2022-12-09 2:00:25 AM  
*munches on popcorn*

When 8 of 13 comments are from one poster, you know it's going to be a well thought out and reasoned thread.
 
2022-12-09 2:17:49 AM  
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2022-12-09 2:18:31 AM  
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2022-12-09 2:32:34 AM  
He's a slimy pimp with a tiny dick.
 
2022-12-09 2:37:11 AM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: He's a slimy pimp with a tiny dick.


Those two are chasing each other's tails enough without you piling on
 
2022-12-09 5:22:02 AM  
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2022-12-09 5:55:25 AM  

DannyBrandt: *munches on popcorn*

When 8 of 13 comments are from one poster, you know it's going to be a well thought out and reasoned thread.


the days of "well thought out and reasoned threads" are long gone
 
2022-12-09 6:12:40 AM  
An asshole? To me, the report sounded like he had very advanced alzheimers for someone his age.
 
2022-12-09 6:19:46 AM  
Republicans have already announced that one of their first actions upon taking control of the House next month will be to shut down this investigation, because wealthy assholes establishing a culture of sexual abuse and harassment is their favorite thing.
 
2022-12-09 6:24:23 AM  
Time to sell the team to a stable, hands-off billionaire like Elon Musk.
 
2022-12-09 7:26:51 AM  

knobmaker: How is this news?


It's Fark.
 
2022-12-09 7:36:54 AM  

DannyBrandt: *munches on popcorn*

When 8 of 13 comments are from one poster, you know it's going to be a well thought out and reasoned thread.


Or the Tuesday Night Science Channel thread, either way
 
2022-12-09 7:39:39 AM  

DannyBrandt: *munches on popcorn*

When 8 of 13 comments are from one poster, you know it's going to be a well thought out and reasoned thread.


Disingenous shiatnuggets have infinite time on their hands for these.
 
2022-12-09 11:26:33 AM  
That took 79 pages?
 
2022-12-09 1:11:36 PM  
You know what I don't think I have ever seen? Someone defending Dan Snyder who was not Dan Snyder or his attorney. I mean I am sure it has happened but I think it's significant that I never saw it. I've seen plenty of people white knight for Kraft or Jerry Jones or any other d-bag owner but I never see anyone step up for old Dan.
 
2022-12-09 1:11:38 PM  
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2022-12-09 1:26:25 PM  

FatherDale: That took 79 pages?


FatherDale now there's a farker I haven't seen in some time. Hope you're doing well, sir.
 
2022-12-09 2:05:29 PM  
Not really news but I guess it's official now, there's a report and everything.
 
2022-12-09 3:02:07 PM  

JohnBigBootay: You know what I don't think I have ever seen? Someone defending Dan Snyder who was not Dan Snyder or his attorney. I mean I am sure it has happened but I think it's significant that I never saw it. I've seen plenty of people white knight for Kraft or Jerry Jones or any other d-bag owner but I never see anyone step up for old Dan.


Because he's an asshole who loses football games.

I was never sure what Congress had to do with it though. I guess the team gets some money from the District of Columbia.
 
2022-12-09 3:10:32 PM  
One thing that isn't mentioned outright, but is in the report; the Gruden emails originated from Washington.
 
2022-12-09 3:37:29 PM  

ArkPanda: JohnBigBootay: You know what I don't think I have ever seen? Someone defending Dan Snyder who was not Dan Snyder or his attorney. I mean I am sure it has happened but I think it's significant that I never saw it. I've seen plenty of people white knight for Kraft or Jerry Jones or any other d-bag owner but I never see anyone step up for old Dan.

Because he's an asshole who loses football games.

I was never sure what Congress had to do with it though. I guess the team gets some money from the District of Columbia.


That's the long and short of it.  Win games and you can probably rape infants in the streets Trump-style, long as fooobaw!  Lose?  Naw fark you pal, that's unacceptable
 
2022-12-09 10:11:54 PM  

phimuskapsi: One thing that isn't mentioned outright, but is in the report; the Gruden emails originated from Washington.


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2022-12-10 10:14:51 AM  

JohnBigBootay: You know what I don't think I have ever seen? Someone defending Dan Snyder who was not Dan Snyder or his attorney. I mean I am sure it has happened but I think it's significant that I never saw it. I've seen plenty of people white knight for Kraft or Jerry Jones or any other d-bag owner but I never see anyone step up for old Dan.


When a bunch of assholes think that you're an big asshole, then you're really are a massive asshole!
 
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