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(MovieWeb)   And when that long block just slides into the gap to make a tetris, it's just filthy   (movieweb.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Alexey Pajitnov, Tetris, Hedgehog films, Tetris film, Mario, The Tetris Company, Super Mario Bros. Movie, Henk Rogers  
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1310 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 08 Dec 2022 at 9:10 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-08 5:51:10 PM  
I want someone to link the science fiction tetris script so we can have something to laugh.
 
2022-12-08 8:18:06 PM  
When's the Dig Dug movie coming out?
 
2022-12-08 9:20:37 PM  
R for language? Did they base the movie on Wesleyan Tetris?
 
2022-12-08 9:29:43 PM  

Jake Havechek: When's the Dig Dug movie coming out?


They did. It was called 33.

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2022-12-08 9:55:06 PM  
Rated Я
 
2022-12-08 11:16:08 PM  
You mean Hero slips in to a gap between Teewee and Cleveland Z, then Smashboy suddenly drops on to them all, and they pop.
 
2022-12-08 11:17:09 PM  
The movie is a meta dramatization of the making of the movie itself. Here's a leaked sample of the dialogue:

AGENT: "Great news! I booked you the lead in a major motion picture!"

ACTOR: "Please tell me it's a Marvel movie, please tell me it's a Marvel movie..."

AGENT: "Marvel is played out, baby! Yesterday's news! I got you something better! A videogame movie!"

ACTOR: "Nuts. Well I hope it's at least something halfway decent, like a sequel to Detective Pikachu or Sonic."

AGENT: "Sequels? Not for my boy! I got you... Tetris!"

The rest of the script is the actor saying "F*CK!" over and over and over again for two hours.
 
2022-12-08 11:40:59 PM  
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I knew I'd find a use for this one day.
 
2022-12-09 2:07:50 AM  
Seriously, what person has ever lain awake at night wishing that somebody will make a movie about Tetris. You wanna know what 80s video game needs a movie adaptation? NINJA GOLF!
 
2022-12-09 6:01:43 AM  
the pieces better be the right colors.
 
2022-12-09 7:05:47 AM  

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I knew I'd find a use for this one day.


Either this thread or one about eating disorders I guess.
 
2022-12-09 8:19:24 AM  
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2022-12-09 10:07:59 AM  
Is this about the murders? Then it should be rated R.
 
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