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(The Advocate)   Hollywood is so different than the Heartland. Man with gun spotted at gay club, police respond within seconds, no injuries   (advocate.com) divider line
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2353 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Dec 2022 at 10:35 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-08 10:36:23 PM  
Sucker wouldn't have made it out alive of The Executive Suite in Long Beach!
/Lesbians.
/We're mad as Hell and we wear comfortable shoes!
///And Buck knives as costume jewelry!
 
2022-12-08 10:41:12 PM  
It's what Jesus would do.
 
2022-12-08 10:43:57 PM  

skybird659: Sucker wouldn't have made it out alive of The Executive Suite in Long Beach!
/Lesbians.
/We're mad as Hell and we wear comfortable shoes!
///And Buck knives as costume jewelry!


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2022-12-08 10:44:21 PM  
Yeah, you have to be a little more diabolical on the coasts:

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/12/03/nyregion/gay-men-roofie-attacks-deaths.html
 
2022-12-08 10:45:13 PM  
What's a guy with a spotted gun doing at a gay bar?
Everyone knows stripes are in this year.
 
2022-12-08 10:48:42 PM  
"We do have our EPT team, which is our entertainment policing team -

Are they the bachelorette party strippers?
 
2022-12-08 10:51:19 PM  
Not so Spiffy--this community is being violently targeted with increasing frequency, and all some Farkers can think to do is make jokes.
 
2022-12-08 10:52:07 PM  
LET THE JACKASS ROT!!
 
2022-12-08 10:57:11 PM  
"No officer, I don't have a rifle, I have a gun. That one is for shooting, but this one is for fun. I'm in a gay bar, after all.  Not the only guy packing heat in here."
 
2022-12-08 11:00:00 PM  
Where is the heartland?  Is that where people go for cheap bypasses like Thailand
 
2022-12-08 11:03:47 PM  

skybird659: Sucker wouldn't have made it out alive of The Executive Suite in Long Beach!
/Lesbians.
/We're mad as Hell and we wear comfortable shoes!
///And Buck knives as costume jewelry!


Sensible shoes and sensible knives too

/still haven't seen much blade quality-wise that compares to a bog standard Buck Hunter
//barring stuff that's way outside that price range
///and the just under 4" blade is under the concealed carry law threshold for California too
////now if only the hinge on them wasn't so stiff
 
2022-12-08 11:03:54 PM  
That doesn't sound very American.
 
2022-12-08 11:09:32 PM  
A gun in Hollywood?

He should be more careful. A guy could get killed that way.
 
2022-12-08 11:37:13 PM  

skybird659: Sucker wouldn't have made it out alive of The Executive Suite in Long Beach!
/Lesbians.
/We're mad as Hell and we wear comfortable shoes!
///And Buck knives as costume jewelry!


Just have 2 of the ladies go at it with each other and a reasonably straight guy will stop everything to watch.

"I'M GONNA KILL EVERY ONE OF YOU BIAT...........aahhh..... ooooo!"

And that's when you jump him and beat him to death.

/Just gotta have 2 ladies on standby, so to speak, ready to go, at a moment's notice.
 
2022-12-08 11:42:39 PM  

10Speed: Not so Spiffy--this community is being violently targeted with increasing frequency, and all some Farkers can think to do is make jokes.


So, how is this year different from any previous year? The Pulse nightclub attack was 6 years ago, and Stonewall riots were 53 years ago. Different year, same shiat.

"Increasing frequency" because of the Internet and ease of reporting news from little podunk towns?
 
2022-12-08 11:48:01 PM  

indy_kid: 10Speed: Not so Spiffy--this community is being violently targeted with increasing frequency, and all some Farkers can think to do is make jokes.

So, how is this year different from any previous year? The Pulse nightclub attack was 6 years ago, and Stonewall riots were 53 years ago. Different year, same shiat.

"Increasing frequency" because of the Internet and ease of reporting news from little podunk towns?


So old hat, NBD to you and yuck it up, huh? You want to tell me that efforts to target gay folks and drag performers haven't ramped up over the past year or so?
 
2022-12-09 12:00:23 AM  

10Speed: Not so Spiffy--this community is being violently targeted with increasing frequency, and all some Farkers can think to do is make jokes.


It's fark, what are we supposed to do here besides argue and make jokes? It's an open forum with members worldwide, not really a great place for organizing community policing and political movements.
 
2022-12-09 12:01:07 AM  

10Speed: Not so Spiffy--this community is being violently targeted with increasing frequency, and all some Farkers can think to do is make jokes.


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2022-12-09 12:04:44 AM  
Are we sure it wasn't the arms dealer Biden just released
 
2022-12-09 12:14:20 AM  
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2022-12-09 12:19:08 AM  

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I sold a PA for $1300, worst decision I ever made
 
2022-12-09 12:23:08 AM  

C18H27NO3: 10Speed: Not so Spiffy--this community is being violently targeted with increasing frequency, and all some Farkers can think to do is make jokes.

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You just know the horn of that saddle has been in his b-hole.
 
2022-12-09 12:31:25 AM  
His gun was for fun. He also had a firearm.
 
2022-12-09 1:00:02 AM  

One Size Fits Some: C18H27NO3: 10Speed: Not so Spiffy--this community is being violently targeted with increasing frequency, and all some Farkers can think to do is make jokes.

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You just know the horn of that saddle has been in his b-hole.



User name checks out.
 
2022-12-09 1:01:26 AM  
The absolute best Halloween parade takes place in West Hollywood. If you ever get the chance, GO!
 
2022-12-09 1:16:20 AM  

indy_kid: 10Speed: Not so Spiffy--this community is being violently targeted with increasing frequency, and all some Farkers can think to do is make jokes.

So, how is this year different from any previous year? The Pulse nightclub attack was 6 years ago, and Stonewall riots were 53 years ago. Different year, same shiat.

"Increasing frequency" because of the Internet and ease of reporting news from little podunk towns?


Increasing frequency because now there ARE gay clubs in little podunk towns.

Used to be the three gay guys would hook up in the bull dyke's basement and eat onion rings and watch "Breakfast at Tiffany's" and that was the best they could do.
 
2022-12-09 1:28:39 AM  
Are you sure there weren't any injuries because the guy had already left on his own without doing anything, like it says in the article?
 
2022-12-09 6:52:46 AM  

maudibjr: Where is the heartland?  Is that where people go for cheap bypasses like Thailand


Places where the Real Americans live
You know where the cops are unapologetically pals with the Proud Boys
https://www.nbc4i.com/news/local-news/columbus/columbus-police-chief-responds-after-officer-seen-high-fiving-proud-boy/

Though they will explain that you're wrong for being offended
 
2022-12-09 8:10:31 AM  
The real purpose of this story is to make people believe that the Hollywood police were somehow heroes.  They didn't arrive within seconds. If they had then the guy wouldn't have been able to leave the club before they got there.  There was no panic at the club meaning that he probably just had a holstered gun that security spotted.
 
2022-12-09 8:54:15 AM  

whatshisname: What's a guy with a spotted gun doing at a gay bar?
Everyone knows stripes are in this year.


Spotted Dick?
 
2022-12-09 8:55:16 AM  

10Speed: Not so Spiffy--this community is being violently targeted with increasing frequency, and all some Farkers can think to do is make jokes.


Spiffy is for a perp to be caught and jailed.
 
2022-12-09 2:57:38 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: skybird659: Sucker wouldn't have made it out alive of The Executive Suite in Long Beach!
/Lesbians.
/We're mad as Hell and we wear comfortable shoes!
///And Buck knives as costume jewelry!

Sensible shoes and sensible knives too

/still haven't seen much blade quality-wise that compares to a bog standard Buck Hunter
//barring stuff that's way outside that price range
///and the just under 4" blade is under the concealed carry law threshold for California too
////now if only the hinge on them wasn't so stiff


They are also great about replacing broken Bucks for free. I had 1 that got PVC pipe glue etching (purple can) on the blade, staining through the steel and I sent it in (To L.A. somewhere. Glendale, maybe?) and received a brand new 1 for free. Also wore the spring out one 1 (these suckers last for decades!) and also received a new one in the mail. You just need the pieces to send them!
 
2022-12-09 6:48:06 PM  

skybird659: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: skybird659: Sucker wouldn't have made it out alive of The Executive Suite in Long Beach!
/Lesbians.
/We're mad as Hell and we wear comfortable shoes!
///And Buck knives as costume jewelry!

Sensible shoes and sensible knives too

/still haven't seen much blade quality-wise that compares to a bog standard Buck Hunter
//barring stuff that's way outside that price range
///and the just under 4" blade is under the concealed carry law threshold for California too
////now if only the hinge on them wasn't so stiff

They are also great about replacing broken Bucks for free. I had 1 that got PVC pipe glue etching (purple can) on the blade, staining through the steel and I sent it in (To L.A. somewhere. Glendale, maybe?) and received a brand new 1 for free. Also wore the spring out one 1 (these suckers last for decades!) and also received a new one in the mail. You just need the pieces to send them!


Yep - that's another reason why I buy them.  They really are pretty oldschool about stuff for a modern company, and that's nothing to complain about
 
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