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(My San Antonio) Weeners Massive erection to receive much-needed shaft work   (mysanantonio.com) divider line
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2688 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Dec 2022 at 7:09 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-08 5:22:37 PM  
"You know I may have lost that erection but talkin' bout Shaft, he is one bad mother...."

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2022-12-08 7:13:48 PM  
How crass. Not everything is a penis.
 
2022-12-08 7:15:00 PM  
Not that I'm against it shooting a load of fireworks when the improvements are complete.

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2022-12-08 7:28:49 PM  
A natural, consecutive, penis reference trifecta on the Main tab. Huh.

Great work everybody!
 
2022-12-08 7:29:57 PM  
I didn't know that San Antonio had a city wig storehouse like Knoxville. Huh.
 
2022-12-08 7:30:55 PM  
Don't forget to work the balls.
 
2022-12-08 7:37:57 PM  
That's probably enough for scaffolding and a week or so of parking.
 
2022-12-08 7:38:41 PM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: How crass. Not everything is a penis.


That's what she said
 
2022-12-08 7:50:09 PM  

MrHormel: Tom Marvolo Bombadil: How crass. Not everything is a penis.

That's what "she" said


Ftfy
 
2022-12-08 8:07:58 PM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: How crass. Not everything is a penis.


Penis was never mentioned. Weeners, shaft, massive erection, but not penis. I think your penis obsession might get you in trouble someday. Be careful
 
2022-12-08 8:09:41 PM  
This headline gets the chef's kiss 👌
 
2022-12-08 8:09:53 PM  

jtown: Don't forget to work the balls.


Don't be disgusting.  You cup the balls and work the shaft.
 
2022-12-08 8:16:12 PM  

jtown: Don't forget to work the balls.


The balls, or ball rather, is in Dallas...
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2022-12-08 8:19:04 PM  
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2022-12-08 8:19:27 PM  
Good grief, they wanted me to watch a video about a murdered child way more than they wanted me to read the article.
 
2022-12-08 8:39:57 PM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: How crass. Not everything is a penis.


A thing is a phallic symbol if it's longer than it's wide. I know it's a hard thing to hear and I'll get a lot of stiff opposition to this view but we need to face it head in.
 
2022-12-08 8:48:45 PM  

Slypork: Tom Marvolo Bombadil: How crass. Not everything is a penis.

A thing is a phallic symbol if it's longer than it's wide. I know it's a hard thing to hear and I'll get a lot of stiff opposition to this view but we need to face it head in.


Oh now you're just dicking around with the English language.
 
2022-12-08 10:10:51 PM  

Mugato: "You know I may have lost that erection but talkin' bout Shaft, he is one bad mother...."

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Shut yo mouth!
 
2022-12-08 10:15:17 PM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: How crass. Not everything is a penis.


Everything is a penis in a society of male toxicity. Hopefully one day there will be zero testosterone so that the rest of the life breeding proper pronouns on the planet will not have to suffer the group of animals that insists of placing everyone in groups that can virtuously be labeled. The planet has zero use for these things.
 
2022-12-08 10:56:55 PM  
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2022-12-09 12:57:29 AM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: How crass. Not everything is a penis.


Not with that attitude
 
2022-12-09 1:36:45 AM  

Slypork: A thing is a phallic symbol if it's longer than it's wide.


Well, that's not very inclusive.  Why you gotta chode-block?
 
2022-12-09 9:50:33 AM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: Slypork: A thing is a phallic symbol if it's longer than it's wide.

Well, that's not very inclusive.  Why you gotta chode-block?


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