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(Law and Crime)   Convicted Felons Luke Bender and Landon Mitchell: "Videotaping this crime spree and posting it on TikTok was the best idea we ever had"   (lawandcrime.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, United States Senate, Landon Mitchell, U.S. Capitol, Luke Bender, United States Capitol, Washington, D.C., Senate floor, United States Capitol Police  
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3020 clicks; posted to Politics » on 08 Dec 2022 at 4:48 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-08 4:01:15 PM  
Enjoy a decade or so of nutraloaf, jackasses.
 
2022-12-08 4:42:51 PM  
Word of advice to those two: in the shower, don't drop the soap.
 
2022-12-08 4:49:56 PM  
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2022-12-08 4:50:55 PM  

DoctorCal: [Fark user image 264x384]


You beat me to it.
 
2022-12-08 4:51:20 PM  
FTA: On Facebook, Mitchell posted a meme of burning skull that he dedicated to his fellow rioters.

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First, the right wingers appropriated the Punisher logo.  Now they are appropriating Ghost Rider.

What's next?  Squirrel Girl?
 
2022-12-08 4:51:27 PM  
it happened!
 
2022-12-08 4:51:35 PM  

DuneClimber: DoctorCal: [Fark user image 264x384]

You beat me to it.


I did hurry it up.
 
2022-12-08 4:53:58 PM  

Rwa2play: Word of advice to those two: in the shower, don't drop the soap.


Funny Prison Rape Joke's™
 
2022-12-08 4:55:30 PM  
Hopefully the complete lack of remorse is taken into account at sentencing
 
2022-12-08 4:55:32 PM  
Helpful photo of what Luke Bender might look like:

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2022-12-08 4:56:43 PM  
Oh my my my Mitchell.
 
2022-12-08 4:57:20 PM  
Weren't these the two douches who were going through Senate desks, and one of them blurted out "There must be SOMETHING we can nail these bastards on!" as if they were the Scooby gang going through files in the basement of a haunted museum?
 
2022-12-08 4:57:46 PM  
As if they would have any understanding of a document they found in the Senate chambers. WTF did they expect to find? A printed manual written by Democrats for committing nationwide voter fraud? Everyone knows that's a double secret super encrypted document hidden away by *ominous music* THE JEWS.
 
2022-12-08 4:59:18 PM  
The sad truth is that these idiots will have jobs waiting for them as soon as they are released from prison.

I fully expect to see a 'feel good' piece on FOX News about how some Conservative business owner is grabbing up these convicted felons and providing them with employment.
 
2022-12-08 5:01:45 PM  

The Dog Ate My Homework: As if they would have any understanding of a document they found in the Senate chambers. WTF did they expect to find? A printed manual written by Democrats for committing nationwide voter fraud? Everyone knows that's a double secret super encrypted document hidden away by *ominous music* THE JEWS.


>LOOKIE HERE! Cruz is objecting to the Election. He's one of the bad guys. LET'S K*LL 'EM!

>>No, it means he's one of the Good Guys!

>Wait. Do we k*ll the Good Guys or Bad Guys!

>>I don't know. I need to take a sh*t. Here looks like a good place.
 
2022-12-08 5:02:38 PM  
I almost didn't see them with all that camo!
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They almost got away with it if not for the red hat.
Well, that and the whole TikTok dumbasserry.

/haha!
 
2022-12-08 5:05:34 PM  
Mitchell assured his friend that he would avoid arrest for his conduct on Jan. 6, describing himself as "invincible" and "not too worried"...

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2022-12-08 5:08:35 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: Weren't these the two douches who were going through Senate desks, and one of them blurted out "There must be SOMETHING we can nail these bastards on!" as if they were the Scooby gang going through files in the basement of a haunted museum?


I am 100% sure that in the GOP offices: Yes.

Also keep in mind that stuff like the entire invasion of Iraq was illegal. The US Senate absolutely is chock-full of exactly that kind of Scooby-Doo level farked up blatant lawbreaking. The average American votes for it, though, so the average American isn't going to consider the illegal and murderous stuff to be the bad stuff. The crowd was probably trying to find maps of 5G networks and lists of contractors for water flouridation.
 
2022-12-08 5:08:38 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: Weren't these the two douches who were going through Senate desks, and one of them blurted out "There must be SOMETHING we can nail these bastards on!" as if they were the Scooby gang going through files in the basement of a haunted museum?


you mean you weren't given a copy of the documents titled [TOP SECRET DEM PLAN TO STEAL ELECTION. DO NOT SHARE WITH GOP]?  It came with the monthly Soros checks.
 
2022-12-08 5:09:38 PM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: I almost didn't see them with all that camo!
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They almost got away with it if not for the red hat.
Well, that and the whole TikTok dumbasserry.

/haha!


That Trump flag could meld with the rug, though. I guess the carpet matches his drapes.
 
2022-12-08 5:10:48 PM  
So these snowflakes thought they had a safe space online to post all of their crimes, then were recorded on camera defiling the U.S. Capitol and had all of that evidence published -- and still thought they'd get away with it?

FTA: Mitchell assured his friend that he would avoid arrest for his conduct on Jan. 6, describing himself as "invincible" and "not too worried" because he "was masked up the whole time," according to the FBI.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, enjoy prison, you treasonous piece of shiat.
 
2022-12-08 5:12:03 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: Weren't these the two douches who were going through Senate desks, and one of them blurted out "There must be SOMETHING we can nail these bastards on!" as if they were the Scooby gang going through files in the basement of a haunted museum?


Also wondering if they ever voted in the 2020 election.
 
2022-12-08 5:12:10 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: Weren't these the two douches who were going through Senate desks, and one of them blurted out "There must be SOMETHING we can nail these bastards on!" as if they were the Scooby gang going through files in the basement of a haunted museum?


Came here to comment on that video. I don't know if it was these particular jackasses. I definitely remember watching that and thinking how obvious it was this dips__t was rifling back and forth so fast he wasn't reading or absorbing a damn thing, and he had no idea what he was even looking for. Just some vague concept of what detective work from some drama series might look like. Or like someone emulating hacker scenes where they hack faster by getting two people mashing the keyboard together and think they are "hacking".
 
2022-12-08 5:16:15 PM  

kmgenesis23: Mitchell assured his friend that he would avoid arrest for his conduct on Jan. 6, describing himself as "invincible" and "not too worried"...

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2022-12-08 5:25:15 PM  

Rwa2play: Word of advice to those two: in the shower, don't drop the soap.


Even guys in prison know you don't stick it in crazy.
 
2022-12-08 5:27:30 PM  
How about the guy who told them to go there on live television?
 
2022-12-08 5:30:12 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: Barricaded Gunman: Weren't these the two douches who were going through Senate desks, and one of them blurted out "There must be SOMETHING we can nail these bastards on!" as if they were the Scooby gang going through files in the basement of a haunted museum?

Came here to comment on that video. I don't know if it was these particular jackasses. I definitely remember watching that and thinking how obvious it was this dips__t was rifling back and forth so fast he wasn't reading or absorbing a damn thing, and he had no idea what he was even looking for. Just some vague concept of what detective work from some drama series might look like. Or like someone emulating hacker scenes where they hack faster by getting two people mashing the keyboard together and think they are "hacking".


He was looking for the manila folder marked " Voter Fraud Plan to Steal the Election from God Emperor Trump."
 
2022-12-08 5:32:11 PM  
if we were to hang one of these halfwits, it would go a long way towards not repeating this.
 
2022-12-08 5:35:43 PM  
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2022-12-08 5:43:52 PM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: I almost didn't see them with all that camo!
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They almost got away with it if not for the red hat.
Well, that and the whole TikTok dumbasserry.


That red arrow certainly didn't help.
 
2022-12-08 5:45:37 PM  
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Artist's impression of him and other insurrectionists in prison...
 
2022-12-08 6:00:14 PM  

Palined Parenthood: it happened!


Oh no, just give it another hour or two and the usual Eeyore's will be alone to state that if the judge didn't immediately pull out a pistol and shoot these guys in the head as soon as the verdict was read then Justice will never be done, America is over, and the end of the universe is nigh.

I'm sure it must be tiring dragging those goal posts all over the damn place, but they seem to have made a good career of it
 
2022-12-08 6:01:40 PM  
I mean, if the judge didn't immediately pull out a pistol and shoot these guys in the head as soon as the verdict was read then Justice will never be done, America is over, and the end of the universe is nigh.
 
2022-12-08 6:09:53 PM  

Palined Parenthood: I mean, if the judge didn't immediately pull out a pistol and shoot these guys in the head as soon as the verdict was read then Justice will never be done, America is over, and the end of the universe is nigh.


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2022-12-08 6:29:15 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: Weren't these the two douches who were going through Senate desks, and one of them blurted out "There must be SOMETHING we can nail these bastards on!" as if they were the Scooby gang going through files in the basement of a haunted museum?


"Let's start our own gubmint!"
/blackjack & whores
 
2022-12-08 6:35:08 PM  
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2022-12-08 6:46:48 PM  
Wow, more stuff that was ain't not gonna happen.
 
2022-12-08 6:49:09 PM  

Rwa2play: Word of advice to those two: in the shower, don't drop the soap.


Or get an onlyfans account before they do.
 
2022-12-08 7:26:56 PM  

johnny queso: if we were to hang one of these halfwits, it would go a long way towards not repeating this.


Hang them all
 
2022-12-08 7:53:05 PM  

vudukungfu: johnny queso: if we were to hang one of these halfwits, it would go a long way towards not repeating this.

Hang them all


i didn't want to appear greedy.
 
2022-12-08 7:53:33 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: Barricaded Gunman: Weren't these the two douches who were going through Senate desks, and one of them blurted out "There must be SOMETHING we can nail these bastards on!" as if they were the Scooby gang going through files in the basement of a haunted museum?

Came here to comment on that video. I don't know if it was these particular jackasses. I definitely remember watching that and thinking how obvious it was this dips__t was rifling back and forth so fast he wasn't reading or absorbing a damn thing, and he had no idea what he was even looking for. Just some vague concept of what detective work from some drama series might look like. Or like someone emulating hacker scenes where they hack faster by getting two people mashing the keyboard together and think they are "hacking".


I think we can all agree that quest items should glow or sparkle for easier identification.
 
2022-12-08 8:31:03 PM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: Barricaded Gunman: Weren't these the two douches who were going through Senate desks, and one of them blurted out "There must be SOMETHING we can nail these bastards on!" as if they were the Scooby gang going through files in the basement of a haunted museum?

Came here to comment on that video. I don't know if it was these particular jackasses. I definitely remember watching that and thinking how obvious it was this dips__t was rifling back and forth so fast he wasn't reading or absorbing a damn thing, and he had no idea what he was even looking for. Just some vague concept of what detective work from some drama series might look like. Or like someone emulating hacker scenes where they hack faster by getting two people mashing the keyboard together and think they are "hacking".


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2022-12-08 8:31:56 PM  

Rwa2play: Word of advice to those two: in the shower, don't drop the soap.


... unless that's your thing. Live your best life!

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2022-12-08 8:38:31 PM  
I was expecting a you tube clip of Hansel and Zoolander smacking the first gen imac around to get the files out.
 
2022-12-08 9:14:00 PM  

Any Pie Left: I was expecting a you tube clip of Hansel and Zoolander smacking the first gen imac around to get the files out.


It's a casserole Sheila it'll keep!
 
2022-12-08 10:47:28 PM  

johnny queso: vudukungfu: johnny queso: if we were to hang one of these halfwits, it would go a long way towards not repeating this.

Hang them all

i didn't want to appear greedy.


Plenty of rope for all
 
2022-12-08 11:37:16 PM  

Glitchwerks: FTA: On Facebook, Mitchell posted a meme of burning skull that he dedicated to his fellow rioters.

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First, the right wingers appropriated the Punisher logo.  Now they are appropriating Ghost Rider.

What's next?  Squirrel Girl?


I hope not.

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2022-12-09 1:25:05 AM  

The Perineum Falcon: Glitchwerks: FTA: On Facebook, Mitchell posted a meme of burning skull that he dedicated to his fellow rioters.

[am22.mediaite.com image 656x627]
First, the right wingers appropriated the Punisher logo.  Now they are appropriating Ghost Rider.

What's next?  Squirrel Girl?

I hope not.

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There are alt-right furries, so it's plausible
 
2022-12-09 2:01:17 AM  

Don't Troll Me Bro!: Barricaded Gunman: Weren't these the two douches who were going through Senate desks, and one of them blurted out "There must be SOMETHING we can nail these bastards on!" as if they were the Scooby gang going through files in the basement of a haunted museum?

Came here to comment on that video. I don't know if it was these particular jackasses. I definitely remember watching that and thinking how obvious it was this dips__t was rifling back and forth so fast he wasn't reading or absorbing a damn thing, and he had no idea what he was even looking for. Just some vague concept of what detective work from some drama series might look like. Or like someone emulating hacker scenes where they hack faster by getting two people mashing the keyboard together and think they are "hacking".


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2022-12-09 7:27:06 AM  

The Brains: The Perineum Falcon: Glitchwerks: FTA: On Facebook, Mitchell posted a meme of burning skull that he dedicated to his fellow rioters.

[am22.mediaite.com image 656x627]
First, the right wingers appropriated the Punisher logo.  Now they are appropriating Ghost Rider.

What's next?  Squirrel Girl?

I hope not.

[Fark user image 200x343]

There are alt-right furries, so it's plausible


I thought there was just the one Nazi wolf who always looks pathetically forlorn in pics of him wandering cons alone.
 
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