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(BBC)   If you're going to bribe a member of your jury, it's best not to nod and wink at them when you're brought into court   (bbc.co.uk) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Jury, today's convictions, Old Bailey, fellow juror Dominyk Maggs, Not proven, similar conduct, City of London, Judge  
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2022-12-08 1:56:16 PM  
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2022-12-08 1:56:46 PM  
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2022-12-08 1:58:05 PM  
I really thought this was going to be a story on Rudy or some other Trumper.
 
2022-12-08 2:03:05 PM  
What, you can't be friendly and welcoming? Excuse me, I thought this was America. Oh... It's the UK? Never mind. Sarcky bastards
 
2022-12-08 2:03:05 PM  
R.i.p.

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2022-12-08 2:03:53 PM  
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2022-12-08 2:04:40 PM  
Did he really? *reads article* hahahahaa!
 
2022-12-08 2:04:43 PM  
Guy Ritchie wanted for questioning.
 
2022-12-08 2:07:45 PM  
The appropriate gesture for bribery is finger guns. The holstering motion is optional
 
2022-12-08 2:08:05 PM  
What, playful finger guns are too much, now?
 
2022-12-08 2:09:18 PM  

pastramithemosterotic: The appropriate gesture for bribery is finger guns. The holstering motion is optional


Simulpost?
[Shoots finger gun at Pastra]
 
2022-12-08 2:09:43 PM  
Nod's as good as a wink nudge nudge
 
2022-12-08 2:09:58 PM  
"Lorraine Frisby"

NO ONE IS NAMED THAT
 
2022-12-08 2:11:52 PM  
I always choose one jury member to nod and wink at, even if I haven't bribed them.  Makes for good fun.
 
2022-12-08 2:15:13 PM  
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2022-12-08 2:25:28 PM  
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2022-12-08 2:25:49 PM  
No, I'm merely romancing the jury.
 
2022-12-08 2:26:36 PM  
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..to a blind horse.
 
2022-12-08 2:31:04 PM  
Ye gods, a criminal mastermind this guy ain't.
 
2022-12-08 2:34:36 PM  
the people vs martin sugar
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2022-12-08 2:35:45 PM  
That's why you gotta be all subtle like this.

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2022-12-08 3:21:03 PM  
> ... witness Hayden, nicknamed Del Boy ...

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2022-12-08 3:30:05 PM  
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2022-12-08 3:45:03 PM  
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2022-12-08 3:55:44 PM  

litespeed74: I really thought this was going to be a story on Rudy or some other Trumper.


"Perverting the course of Justice." Well, they're perverts anyway.
 
2022-12-08 4:03:08 PM  
Walker known as the "one-legged mechanic"

Which would be super weird if he had both legs or wasn't a mechanic.
 
2022-12-08 4:10:29 PM  
Johnny Dangerously no more nodding
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2022-12-08 4:12:06 PM  
I love how it wasn't even the defendant that screwed the plot up but one of the witnesses.

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2022-12-08 4:35:45 PM  

deffuse: Walker known as the "one-legged mechanic"

Which would be super weird if he had both legs or wasn't a mechanic.


It's ironic enough that his real name is Walker...
 
2022-12-08 5:25:37 PM  
That would definitely surprise the officers of the Court...

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2022-12-08 5:58:20 PM  

iheartscotch: Nod's as good as a wink nudge nudge


Say no more. Say no more.
 
2022-12-08 10:24:49 PM  

litespeed74: I really thought this was going to be a story on Rudy or some other Trumper.


DRINK?

2 years later and still propping up that fat orange Cheeto tinted liar.

I guess some won't be happy until the governor of America's wang and former Cheeto in chief are signing off on the continual effing of the taxpayers.
 
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