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(CNN)   Topless beaches now legal on Nantucket / There's no more finin' / So there's no need for whinin' / But by going free in winter you've said "fark it"   (cnn.com) divider line
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2022-12-08 7:58:17 AM  
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2022-12-08 7:59:44 AM  
There was at least one nude beach one Nantucket about forty years ago, and a Boy Scout camp.  We got in great shape pedaling all over that island trying to find it.

/We did, but we were disappointed it was mostly old people, and we were quickly asked to leave.
//CSB
 
2022-12-08 8:00:31 AM  

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NORM!
 
TWX
2022-12-08 8:09:30 AM  
it would be funny if they passed a law where it was legal in the months whose names in the English language contain an 'r' in them.
 
2022-12-08 8:10:52 AM  
There was an old woman from Nantucket.
She knew it was winter, but said "fark it".
She visited some beaches
and whipped out her peaches.
And carried her nipples home in a bucket.
 
2022-12-08 8:11:07 AM  
There's a beach on Martha's Vineyard that the community has basically decided is a nude beach.  The town passed an ordinance stating it wasn't and everyone just ignored it.  It's a beautiful beach and pretty far away from the tourists.
 
2022-12-08 8:11:27 AM  
There once was a dupe headline
But its fark the next day so it's fine.
Subby thought they were clever and mods said whatever
it doesn't even properly rhyme.
 
2022-12-08 8:15:08 AM  
There once was a Limerick from Nantucket that added so many extra syllables it was unrecognizable so fark it. Your sense of rhythm sucks. It's driving me nuts. Something something ma bucket.
 
2022-12-08 8:16:22 AM  

Farkonaut: There once was a dupe headline
But its fark the next day so it's fine.
Subby thought they were clever and mods said whatever
it doesn't even properly rhyme.


Winner
 
2022-12-08 8:19:57 AM  
There once was a fellow on fark
Who tried poetry on a lark
He farked up his prose
And so I suppose
We can call him "the poet"/sarc
 
2022-12-08 8:44:55 AM  
There once was a Fark submitter
Who pulled a headline from the shitter
He wanted to rhyme
But he didn't have time
He'd have been better off as a quitter
 
2022-12-08 8:47:34 AM  
There once was a...

...ahhh fark it
 
2022-12-08 8:51:26 AM  
I'm sure these ladies will be there!

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2022-12-08 8:52:42 AM  
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2022-12-08 8:53:24 AM  
I thought repeats were supposed to be used when the duplicate headline was good.
 
2022-12-08 8:59:03 AM  
Nantucket girls go without,
causing Nantucket boys to shout.
The old, the young,
it's all in good fun.
When sun's up, they all go 'tits out'.
 
2022-12-08 9:03:44 AM  
You guys are terrible at haiku.
 
2022-12-08 9:07:30 AM  

EvilEgg: There was at least one nude beach one Nantucket about forty years ago, and a Boy Scout camp.  We got in great shape pedaling all over that island trying to find it.

/We did, but we were disappointed it was mostly old people, and we were quickly asked to leave.
//CSB


The Boy Scout camp was mostly old people? That is nasty. So, why were you nudists pedaling all over looking for a Boy Scout camp?

What would nudists be doing in Nantucket, anyway? Isn't that just off the Arctic Circle?
 
2022-12-08 9:33:02 AM  

ChrisDe: You guys are terrible at haiku.


Two cherries on snow;
Neighboring mountains, soft peaks:
Nipples on white girls.
 
2022-12-08 9:34:40 AM  

ChrisDe: You guys are terrible at haiku.


Gesundheit.
 
2022-12-08 9:42:49 AM  
Threads like these make me miss MaxxLarge.
 
2022-12-08 9:49:13 AM  
A comely young lass in Nantucket
Removed her brassiere and did chuck it
Her icy hand grips
Her cyan tinted nips
And she triple-dog dares Flick to suck it

/wow, a fire truck!
 
2022-12-08 9:51:27 AM  
A second topless beach has hiat Nantucket.  Or is it just a repeat?  It's 70 here this morning, but in Mass. it's 52.  Too chlly.
 
2022-12-08 10:07:40 AM  

BitwiseShift: A second topless beach has hiat Nantucket.  Or is it just a repeat?  It's 70 here this morning, but in Mass. it's 52.  Too chlly.


Who cares? This thread is gold.

/Not a bookmark
 
2022-12-08 10:15:03 AM  

Theaetetus: I thought repeats were supposed to be used when the duplicate headline was good.


Without seeing the earlier one, it's hard for me to judge.


Actually wait, no. I don't think I can envision a worse one that even the hung-overest of mods would accept.
 
2022-12-08 10:15:47 AM  

ChrisDe: You guys are terrible at haiku.


What??? I think we were writing sonnets.
 
2022-12-08 10:22:33 AM  
It's going to be 90% old guys who look like me and.... nobody else...
 
2022-12-08 10:28:21 AM  

maddogdelta: It's going to be 90% old guys who look like me and.... nobody else...


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2022-12-08 10:30:16 AM  
That was not a lim
-erick.  You are a line short.
Come on now, subby.

I wrote that in awkward haiku, because I am not much for writing limericks on the fly myself.
 
2022-12-08 10:35:05 AM  

ChrisDe: You guys are terrible at haiku.


Any moron can
Write haiku.  Just stop at sev
-enteenth syllable.
 
2022-12-08 10:53:48 AM  

Running a-puck: There's a beach on Martha's Vineyard that the community has basically decided is a nude beach.  The town passed an ordinance stating it wasn't and everyone just ignored it.  It's a beautiful beach and pretty far away from the tourists.


I was there once, and saw a well endowed college girl frolicking. The rest of the beachgoers were not what you would hope for, but what you should expect at a nude beach.
 
2022-12-08 11:04:53 AM  

bronskrat: I'm sure these ladies will be there!

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They travel down from Scituate.
 
2022-12-08 11:08:26 AM  
Does Subby not know how these things work? Forgot a line in there chief.
 
2022-12-08 11:09:36 AM  

Fursecution: BitwiseShift: A second topless beach has hiat Nantucket.  Or is it just a repeat?  It's 70 here this morning, but in Mass. it's 52.  Too chlly.

Who cares? This thread is gold.

/Not a bookmark


I'm done looking at fat, dumpy pale middle aged men standing around semi-naked hoping to see a bare breasted woman on a beach - except for a short movie meme.
 
2022-12-08 11:18:14 AM  
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2022-12-08 1:48:00 PM  

EvilEgg: There was at least one nude beach one Nantucket about forty years ago, and a Boy Scout camp.  We got in great shape pedaling all over that island trying to find it.

/We did, but we were disappointed it was mostly old people, and we were quickly asked to leave.
//CSB


Anyone with breasts worth bicycling for, knows to get paid before showing them.
 
2022-12-08 2:01:54 PM  
That fapping noise is grandma's tits hiatting her knees.
 
2022-12-08 2:46:53 PM  
So, if you don't like looking at the women who come to the beach and take advantage of the new law, and esp. since you're not topless, why don't you just go to a strip club, instead of assuming that you can get it for free?
 
2022-12-08 7:39:45 PM  
A Limerick has shape and form
But not every rhyme meets this norm
But subby did shout
Hey, it's tits out!
So I'm off to fap in my dorm
 
2022-12-08 10:00:20 PM  
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