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2022-12-08 4:26:25 AM  
8 votes:

Exile On Beale Street: Uranus: when you leave your meth on a park bench there are consequences

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My puppy chases squirrels, but gets totally confused when they suddenly disappear at the base of trees.

He hasn't figured out the third dimension yet.
 
2022-12-08 3:24:36 AM  
6 votes:

Uranus: when you leave your meth on a park bench there are consequences


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She shared a fun fact about squirrels || Sarah Silverman 2021
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2022-12-08 10:30:15 AM  
6 votes:
My wife moved her bags of bird food from the basement to the screened porch because that was closer to the feeders. The next morning after we let the cats out on the porch, we were suddenly treated to the Squirrel-a-Whirl.  Squirrels had chewed through the screen door to get to bird food. The presence of the cats panicked the squirrels who were now racing counterclockwise around the room, up the screens and down, because they'd forgotten where they came in. We went out on the porch and it was like a maelstrom. If we opened the screen door that opened out to the wide world, the cats might bolt with the squirrels. If we picked up the cats we might be shredded by the terrified-but-fascinated cats. Eventually one of us played traffic cop and waved the cats to the end of the porch away from the door and the other opened the door and stood back. The squirrels did not immediately find the door-sized hole to freedom and for 30 seconds or so we all stood in this weird frenzied, cloud chamber kind of world. The dark cat sat there and her head bobbed up and down while the other was as motionless as a cement garden gnome. I just added it to the list of things that happen to me that I've never heard happen before.

Later, all we had to the patch the door was that packing tape with threads in it. But we moved the bird food.
 
2022-12-08 3:22:38 AM  
5 votes:
when you leave your meth on a park bench there are consequences
 
2022-12-08 10:03:00 AM  
3 votes:
I get this treatment when the bird feeder is empty.
Apparently the squirrel is very concerned about his bird friends.
 
2022-12-08 12:16:17 PM  
3 votes:

MrBallou: Exile On Beale Street: Uranus: when you leave your meth on a park bench there are consequences

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[YouTube video: She shared a fun fact about squirrels || Sarah Silverman 2021]

My puppy chases squirrels, but gets totally confused when they suddenly disappear at the base of trees.

He hasn't figured out the third dimension yet.


I had a dog that thought it was a race to the tree. She would sometimes run over the squirrel and then turn around and look for it when she got to the tree not realizing it went over the fence into the neighbor's yard instead of running to the tree.
 
2022-12-08 11:04:48 AM  
2 votes:
Get that rodent a drum kit.
 
2022-12-08 8:43:27 AM  
1 vote:

MrBallou: Exile On Beale Street: Uranus: when you leave your meth on a park bench there are consequences

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[YouTube video: She shared a fun fact about squirrels || Sarah Silverman 2021]

My puppy chases squirrels, but gets totally confused when they suddenly disappear at the base of trees.

He hasn't figured out the third dimension yet.


Guy up the street from me has a German short haired pointer that totally lives up to the breed name. I'll never stop getting a kick out of watching her sitting extremely still in front of a tree, intensely staring up at whatever critter scurried up the trunk to get away from her.
 
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