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(AL.com)   Doctor who asked 17-year-old patient if he could be her sugar daddy discovers he wasn't really communicating with his underage patient   (al.com) divider line
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4833 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Dec 2022 at 8:30 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-08 2:53:35 AM  
I really don't approve or see the need for this to be approved.
 
2022-12-08 2:57:41 AM  
The stuff of nightmares. No need to green this its only harmful imho
 
2022-12-08 4:23:27 AM  
I can't believe Doctor Who would do such a thing.
 
2022-12-08 4:27:02 AM  
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2022-12-08 4:47:14 AM  
The doctor insisted that even though people assume that age is a strict progression of cause to affect, that actually, from a nonlinear, nonsubjective point of view it is more like a big ball of wibbily wobbly timey wimey...stuff

/Criminal justice system, do your thing
 
2022-12-08 4:51:59 AM  
 59 years old.

Try to accept your descent into your declining years gracefully. We'd all like to be surrounded by 17 year old hotties, but that's not nature's way.
 
2022-12-08 5:34:34 AM  

tonguedepressor: The stuff of nightmares. No need to green this its only harmful imho


Harmful to who?
 
2022-12-08 5:43:52 AM  
F*cking creep.
 
2022-12-08 6:05:52 AM  
He looks like a creep too. I wonder if he could practise medicine while in jail.
 
2022-12-08 8:32:12 AM  
There is a special place in hell for people who are in the healing professions and use their positions of trust and authority to groom and molest children and vulnerable adults.
 
2022-12-08 8:34:02 AM  
Holy crap I wouldn't let this guy near a dog, much less children.  Hopefully the investigation doesn't reveal 30 corpses in his basement partially eaten.  Yikes.

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2022-12-08 8:36:31 AM  

MrBallou: 59 years old.

Try to accept your descent into your declining years gracefully. We'd all like to be surrounded by 17 year old hotties, but that's not nature's way.


Then what are titty bars for?
 
TWX
2022-12-08 8:37:01 AM  

sithon: He looks like a creep too. I wonder if he could practise medicine while in jail.


Doubtful, his license was suspended.

Plus you don't want to set precedent like that, doctors are expensive and the prison systems would undoubtedly love to save $250,000+ per year per staffer that way. Incarcerating doctors in order to compel them to provide services would be the inevitable result.
 
2022-12-08 8:37:47 AM  

DannyBrandt: tonguedepressor: The stuff of nightmares. No need to green this its only harmful imho

Harmful to who?


Duh, to people whose job it is to pretend to be teenagers and communicate with men who want to sleep with them.  If enough of these stories get out, surely middle aged men will get the hint that there are no teenagers on the internet who think they are interesting, funny, or kind-of-cute.

Won't somebody think of the people pretending to be children?
 
2022-12-08 8:40:50 AM  
So the cops were GASLIGHTING him?
 
2022-12-08 8:45:07 AM  

TWX: sithon: He looks like a creep too. I wonder if he could practise medicine while in jail.

Doubtful, his license was suspended.

Plus you don't want to set precedent like that, doctors are expensive and the prison systems would undoubtedly love to save $250,000+ per year per staffer that way. Incarcerating doctors in order to compel them to provide services would be the inevitable result.


There's also no telling if he's a particularly good doctor.
 
2022-12-08 8:50:03 AM  
As a getting old professor, I work with this demographic all the time (17 rarely or 18-24). I also sometimes if I'm lucky sleep with women maybe 25-28, but, dude, never your students and never your patients. That's a hard rule. Like worldwide.

Try your luck at a bar or on Tinder/Bumble/whatever. Also after seeing his photo... yeah that wouldn't work.
 
2022-12-08 8:51:47 AM  
These storylines are getting weird. Bring back the daleks!
 
2022-12-08 8:57:06 AM  

bacchanalias and consequences: As a getting old professor, I work with this demographic all the time (17 rarely or 18-24). I also sometimes if I'm lucky sleep with women maybe 25-28, but, dude, never your students and never your patients. That's a hard rule. Like worldwide.

Try your luck at a bar or on Tinder/Bumble/whatever. Also after seeing his photo... yeah that wouldn't work.


Crap, even when I was a twenty-something university administrator and the students were typically all of legal age, i knew it wasn't appropriate.
 
2022-12-08 9:00:27 AM  

bacchanalias and consequences: As a getting old professor, I work with this demographic all the time (17 rarely or 18-24). I also sometimes if I'm lucky sleep with women maybe 25-28, but, dude, never your students and never your patients. That's a hard rule. Like worldwide.

Try your luck at a bar or on Tinder/Bumble/whatever. Also after seeing his photo... yeah that wouldn't work.


Well, at least your username checks out.
 
2022-12-08 9:03:46 AM  

Creoena: Holy crap I wouldn't let this guy near a dog, much less children.  Hopefully the investigation doesn't reveal 30 corpses in his basement partially eaten.  Yikes.

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Heh, didn't know Cheech Marin was a doctor. Bet he prescribes all the good meds.
 
2022-12-08 9:05:17 AM  
Goooooooodbye, Earla!
 
2022-12-08 9:07:49 AM  

sithon: He looks like a creep too. I wonder if he could practise medicine while in jail.


He's about to become a specialist in proctology.
 
2022-12-08 9:07:55 AM  
What's up with the two weird post to kick off this thread?
 
2022-12-08 9:10:03 AM  

tonguedepressor: The stuff of nightmares. No need to green this its only harmful imho


Who is it harmful to?
 
2022-12-08 9:11:43 AM  
Alabama is the Pedo homeland.
 
2022-12-08 9:15:27 AM  
The headline begs the question:   "If a middle aged male cop, pretending to be an underage girl sends you nude selfies, shouldn't you be able to tell it's a middle aged male cop?"
 
2022-12-08 9:16:26 AM  

rnatalie: bacchanalias and consequences: As a getting old professor, I work with this demographic all the time (17 rarely or 18-24). I also sometimes if I'm lucky sleep with women maybe 25-28, but, dude, never your students and never your patients. That's a hard rule. Like worldwide.

Try your luck at a bar or on Tinder/Bumble/whatever. Also after seeing his photo... yeah that wouldn't work.

Crap, even when I was a twenty-something university administrator and the students were typically all of legal age, i knew it wasn't appropriate.


My last girlfriend was 41. Like if you see women who're 17/18 on a regular basis, just why? You really don't want to if you're well adjusted to sexual dynamics.

shiat's not going to work out well.
 
2022-12-08 9:34:48 AM  

bacchanalias and consequences: rnatalie: bacchanalias and consequences: As a getting old professor, I work with this demographic all the time (17 rarely or 18-24). I also sometimes if I'm lucky sleep with women maybe 25-28, but, dude, never your students and never your patients. That's a hard rule. Like worldwide.

Try your luck at a bar or on Tinder/Bumble/whatever. Also after seeing his photo... yeah that wouldn't work.

Crap, even when I was a twenty-something university administrator and the students were typically all of legal age, i knew it wasn't appropriate.

My last girlfriend was 41. Like if you see women who're 17/18 on a regular basis, just why? You really don't want to if you're well adjusted to sexual dynamics.

shiat's not going to work out well.


Adult sex is so much better than teen sex.

Teen girl sex fantasies (when I was a teen):  "I want it to be romantic.  Lay rose petals on your bed, light candles, and make it two hour long event."

Adult woman sex fantasies:  "Let's bang one out in the ten minutes we have before we need to pickup our kid.  Then eat the three-day-old doughnuts from Sunday morning."  *Eats first doughnut* "God your dad-bod is hot.". *Eats second doughnut while leaning on the clothes-covered exercise bike.*
 
2022-12-08 9:39:47 AM  
what is this "sex" your speak of?
married
 
2022-12-08 9:43:30 AM  

tonguedepressor: The stuff of nightmares. No need to green this its only harmful imho


Driving up the comment count on a new post is one of the best ways to get it to go green.
 
2022-12-08 9:45:26 AM  

MrBallou: 59 years old.

Try to accept your descent into your declining years gracefully. We'd all like to be surrounded by 17 year old hotties, but that's not nature's way.



You know, when I was 17 I DID NOT adequately appreciate how of ten I was surrounded by 17 year old girls. Several of my friends had pools and summer included frequent pool parties.

Youth is wasted on the young .
 
TWX
2022-12-08 9:46:54 AM  

palelizard: TWX: sithon: He looks like a creep too. I wonder if he could practise medicine while in jail.

Doubtful, his license was suspended.

Plus you don't want to set precedent like that, doctors are expensive and the prison systems would undoubtedly love to save $250,000+ per year per staffer that way. Incarcerating doctors in order to compel them to provide services would be the inevitable result.

There's also no telling if he's a particularly good doctor.


Provided his license is intact enough to offload liability from the prison system, do you think they care?

Do you expect top doctors are serving in contract roles?
 
2022-12-08 9:48:47 AM  

The Dog Ate My Homework: What's up with the two weird post to kick off this thread?


One of those 20 year old accounts picked up for use as an alt by someone for trolling?  This kind of story is PERFECT for Fark given the mugshot. How could this not get greened. Good job all, or one of you if subby, admin and poster are the same.
 
2022-12-08 9:58:27 AM  

Creoena: Holy crap I wouldn't let this guy near a dog, much less children.  Hopefully the investigation doesn't reveal 30 corpses in his basement partially eaten.  Yikes.

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You can get that on a dildo
 
2022-12-08 9:59:07 AM  

MrBallou: 59 years old.

Try to accept your descent into your declining years gracefully. We'd all like to be surrounded by 17 year old hotties, but that's not nature's way.


I am 54.  Being surrounded by 17 year old girls is the stuff of nightmares, not fantasy.
 
2022-12-08 10:00:13 AM  

TWX: palelizard: TWX: sithon: He looks like a creep too. I wonder if he could practise medicine while in jail.

Doubtful, his license was suspended.

Plus you don't want to set precedent like that, doctors are expensive and the prison systems would undoubtedly love to save $250,000+ per year per staffer that way. Incarcerating doctors in order to compel them to provide services would be the inevitable result.

There's also no telling if he's a particularly good doctor.

Provided his license is intact enough to offload liability from the prison system, do you think they care?

Do you expect top doctors are serving in contract roles?


Well, if they can get rid of liability, sure, they'd want that. Though inflicting a bad doctor as your prison primary care could fall under cruel and unusual...
 
2022-12-08 10:01:11 AM  

MrBallou: 59 years old.

Try to accept your descent into your declining years gracefully. We'd all like to be surrounded by 17 year old hotties, but that's not nature's way.


I have three stepdaughters. I was around them during their teenage years. Being surrounded by teenagers is not a dream.
 
2022-12-08 10:11:28 AM  

MrBallou: 59 years old.

Try to accept your descent into your declining years gracefully. We'd all like to be surrounded by 17 year old hotties, but that's not nature's way.


That's why Scientology is best religion.

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Gaddafi's Amazonian Guard deserves an honorable mention:

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Kim Jong Un's Department Five is supposed to be populated by teenage hotties, too.  But I can't find a photo.
 
2022-12-08 10:33:02 AM  

MrBallou: 59 years old.

Try to accept your descent into your declining years gracefully. We'd all like to be surrounded by 17 year old hotties, but that's not nature's way.


I'm 50.  I can certainly recognize that women's appearance generally peaks in the 17-27 range... But no, I do not want to be surrounded by people I have so little in common with, and generally also have a significant maturity gap with.

Nothing against them, it's not that they're bad or inferior, but they're too young and inexperienced.  Fun to talk to briefly to take a trip down nostalgia lane and remember when I was their age, but that's it.
 
2022-12-08 10:54:55 AM  
Maybe he was offering some sugar cookies. And the whole thing was misinterpreted.

/I wouls not let that guy anywhere near my pets.
 
2022-12-08 11:13:05 AM  
Maybe they were sending him pictures so he could diagnose some kind of skin condition?
 
TWX
2022-12-08 11:23:06 AM  

palelizard: TWX: palelizard: TWX: sithon: He looks like a creep too. I wonder if he could practise medicine while in jail.

Doubtful, his license was suspended.

Plus you don't want to set precedent like that, doctors are expensive and the prison systems would undoubtedly love to save $250,000+ per year per staffer that way. Incarcerating doctors in order to compel them to provide services would be the inevitable result.

There's also no telling if he's a particularly good doctor.

Provided his license is intact enough to offload liability from the prison system, do you think they care?

Do you expect top doctors are serving in contract roles?

Well, if they can get rid of liability, sure, they'd want that. Though inflicting a bad doctor as your prison primary care could fall under cruel and unusual...


Has it ever before?

I don't mean a malicious wannabe-Mengele either.  Just an incompetent doctor.  You know, the kind that ends up working on ships at sea.
 
2022-12-08 11:25:36 AM  
Hahahaaha. Distorted self image strikes again. What female wouldn't want to get with that waddle necked Oompa Loompa lookin' sumbich.
Madeline Albright wouldn't hit that.
 
2022-12-08 11:37:00 AM  
Doctor who?

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2022-12-08 11:49:06 AM  
There is a website specifically for guys who want to be sugar daddies to hook up with legal partners, but yeah Im sure its more exciting to hit on a patient you know and probably examined like that creepy Doc for the US gymnastics team.
 
2022-12-08 11:49:24 AM  
Maybe his fetish is talking to cops who pretend to be teenagers, and y'all are kink shaming!
 
2022-12-08 12:04:56 PM  

EBN-OZN: Creoena: Holy crap I wouldn't let this guy near a dog, much less children.  Hopefully the investigation doesn't reveal 30 corpses in his basement partially eaten.  Yikes.

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Heh, didn't know Cheech Marin was a doctor. Bet he prescribes all the good meds.


sorta thought Cheech also, but I have respect for him, so,

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name fits also
 
2022-12-08 12:08:17 PM  

palelizard: TWX: sithon: He looks like a creep too. I wonder if he could practise medicine while in jail.

Doubtful, his license was suspended.

Plus you don't want to set precedent like that, doctors are expensive and the prison systems would undoubtedly love to save $250,000+ per year per staffer that way. Incarcerating doctors in order to compel them to provide services would be the inevitable result.

There's also no telling if he's a particularly good doctor.


Prison doctors are never good.
 
2022-12-08 12:10:31 PM  

palelizard: TWX: sithon: He looks like a creep too. I wonder if he could practise medicine while in jail.

Doubtful, his license was suspended.

Plus you don't want to set precedent like that, doctors are expensive and the prison systems would undoubtedly love to save $250,000+ per year per staffer that way. Incarcerating doctors in order to compel them to provide services would be the inevitable result.

There's also no telling if he's a particularly good doctor.


For the people running prisons, him being a bad doctor is probably a selling point.
 
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