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(MSN)   NYAG files a reply to Trump motion seeking an emergency order to prevent her from gaining access to documents concerning the revocable trust that holds his interest in the Trump Org. Huh, never seen a legal brief that is just wanking motion gifs   (msn.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Donald Trump, Injunction, new court, state attorney general's office, federal judge, jurisdiction of a New York state court, ownership of the Trump Organization, enforcement action  
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2707 clicks; posted to Politics » on 08 Dec 2022 at 3:10 AM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-08 12:37:07 AM  
His lawsuit should cite Roe v Wade regarding an implicit Constitutional right to privacy.


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It is rather ironic that he wants to assert a right to privacy in common law. Maybe his suit will make it to Alito.
 
2022-12-08 3:21:05 AM  
To summarize:
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2022-12-08 3:29:40 AM  
Proving once and for all the biggest fear the screaming yam has is not jail, it's that people might know he's poor.
 
2022-12-08 3:43:34 AM  
I made it about 2/3 through that headline before I had to stop for food and water
 
2022-12-08 3:48:49 AM  

winterbraid: I made it about 2/3 through that headline before I had to stop for food and water


It's a good thing some busses are short. Otherwise some would lose track of the fact that they are trying to exit.
 
2022-12-08 4:09:21 AM  

wademh: winterbraid: I made it about 2/3 through that headline before I had to stop for food and water

It's a good thing some busses are short. Otherwise some would lose track of the fact that they are trying to exit.


And then they sit down and write Fark headlines like this one.
 
2022-12-08 4:11:17 AM  

winterbraid: I made it about 2/3 through that headline before I had to stop for food and water


What did you have?

/never shop or post when you're hungry
 
2022-12-08 4:17:08 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Proving once and for all the biggest fear the screaming yam has is not jail, it's that people might know he's poor.


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2022-12-08 5:12:36 AM  

winterbraid: I made it about 2/3 through that headline before I had to stop for food and water


How to say you're American without saying you're American.
 
2022-12-08 5:44:32 AM  
I'm sure a Florida judge will throw himself in front of this to protect TFG.
 
2022-12-08 5:51:01 AM  
FTFATrump has denied all wrongdoing.

Every day of his wretched, unloved life.
 
2022-12-08 5:55:53 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: FTFA: Trump has denied all wrongdoing.

Every day of his wretched, unloved life.


"I don't take responsibility at all"
 
2022-12-08 5:59:36 AM  

physt: I'm sure a Florida judge will throw himself in front of this to protect TFG.


"The case, originally filed in Florida state court, was removed to federal court last month and assigned to a judge who has previously sanctioned Trump's legal team for filing a frivolous lawsuit."

That might be pretty difficult.
 
2022-12-08 6:42:44 AM  

Dictatorial_Flair: physt: I'm sure a Florida judge will throw himself in front of this to protect TFG.

"The case, originally filed in Florida state court, was removed to federal court last month and assigned to a judge who has previously sanctioned Trump's legal team for filing a frivolous lawsuit."

That might be pretty difficult.


For Middlebrooks to break his boot off in Trump's ass?
 
2022-12-08 7:49:22 AM  

Zombie DJ: Gyrfalcon: Proving once and for all the biggest fear the screaming yam has is not jail, it's that people might know he's poor.

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Make it so
 
2022-12-08 8:20:54 AM  

pueblonative: Dictatorial_Flair: physt: I'm sure a Florida judge will throw himself in front of this to protect TFG.

"The case, originally filed in Florida state court, was removed to federal court last month and assigned to a judge who has previously sanctioned Trump's legal team for filing a frivolous lawsuit."

That might be pretty difficult.

For Middlebrooks to break his boot off in Trump's ass?


No, for some Florida derper who should be in prison instead of appointed as a judge to interfere in something they have zero jurisdiction in.
 
2022-12-08 9:12:32 AM  

wademh: His lawsuit should cite Roe v Wade regarding an implicit Constitutional right to privacy.


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It is rather ironic that he wants to assert a right to privacy in common law. Maybe his suit will make it to Alito.


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2022-12-08 9:14:33 AM  
Doesn't matter how stupid, it did its job. It was another delay. Trump can delay this process until he dies. Every step taken is delayed.
 
2022-12-08 9:44:09 AM  

Dictatorial_Flair: physt: I'm sure a Florida judge will throw himself in front of this to protect TFG.

"The case, originally filed in Florida state court, was removed to federal court last month and assigned to a judge who has previously sanctioned Trump's legal team for filing a frivolous lawsuit."

That might be pretty difficult.


The "removal" told  me Ms. James ain't farking around with this, and the judge it landed on was a random assignment but pure kismet
 
2022-12-08 9:46:00 AM  

Dictatorial_Flair: pueblonative: Dictatorial_Flair: physt: I'm sure a Florida judge will throw himself in front of this to protect TFG.

"The case, originally filed in Florida state court, was removed to federal court last month and assigned to a judge who has previously sanctioned Trump's legal team for filing a frivolous lawsuit."

That might be pretty difficult.

For Middlebrooks to break his boot off in Trump's ass?

No, for some Florida derper who should be in prison instead of appointed as a judge to interfere in something they have zero jurisdiction in.


This is exactly why removal and federal jurisdiction exist.  to keep a state court from favoring a "native son"  in an interstate dispute
 
2022-12-08 10:23:10 AM  

physt: I'm sure a Florida judge will throw himself in front of this to protect TFG.

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2022-12-08 12:37:49 PM  

physt: I'm sure a Florida judge will throw himself in front of this to protect TFG.


I expect all the federal judges in Florida took a long side eye at judge cannon and then took a longer look at the 11th circuit's response to her. The 11th circuit was incredibly blunt and no nonsense in how they slapped her down.

I expect everyone else said to themselves "I need to look reasonably sane so I have a chance at a higher bench, and cannon is not a roll model for that,"
 
2022-12-08 2:24:19 PM  

madgonad: Doesn't matter how stupid, it did its job. It was another delay. Trump can delay this process until he dies. Every step taken is delayed.


Nothing's been delayed. The matter is still set for trial next October, IIRC. This is just the usual pretrial territorial pissing which accompanies most every civil suit.
 
2022-12-08 3:19:34 PM  

BMulligan: madgonad: Doesn't matter how stupid, it did its job. It was another delay. Trump can delay this process until he dies. Every step taken is delayed.

Nothing's been delayed. The matter is still set for trial next October, IIRC. This is just the usual pretrial territorial pissing which accompanies most every civil suit.


And if the pretrial BS isn't done in time, the trial is delayed. Delay Delay Delay.
They will make every ludicrous request possible, challenge every event/decision, and then appeal every decision.

Oh, and even is he is convicted TFG will get an appeal bond which will keep him free until all of the appeals (and the delays in those appeals) are complete. This can last decades.
 
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