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2022-12-07 9:20:27 PM  
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2022-12-08 3:04:44 AM  
Keeping with the holiday theme...

Why doesn't Santa have any children?

Because he only comes once a year, and then it's down the chimney.
 
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2022-12-08 7:42:21 AM  
Husband: If I died would you date another man?
Wife: Of course I would.
Husband: Would you let him move in to our house?
Wife: Of course I would.
Husband: Would you let him sleep in our bed?
Wife: Of course I would.
Husband: Would you let him use my Golf Clubs?
Wife: Definitely not.
Husband: Is that because they are personal to me?
Wife: No of course not, he is left handed...
 
2022-12-08 7:47:52 AM  
I hate when people confused etymology and entomology.

In a word, it bugs me.
 
2022-12-08 7:55:20 AM  
Did you hear about the group of dyslexic devil worshippers?

They sold their souls to Santa
 
2022-12-08 9:37:22 AM  
How do you know Santa is a little off?

Average house has 2 doors & 8 windows, he comes through the chimney.

And my favorite...

Why is Santa so jolly?
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He knows where all the naughty girls live.
 
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so it was Kat Williams in there all along!
i mean, he'd fit, so i guess i should've guessed..

anyway, if you peek into Europe's filthiest youth hostel, you can't see the tourist for the fleas
 
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A flat-chested woman was delighted when her fairy-god mother
said her breasts would increase in size each time a man says,
"Pardon" to her.

She walked down the sidewalk, accidentally bumped into a man
and he said,"P ardon me." Her breasts instantly grew an inch
and she was ecstatic. The next day, she bumped into a man in
the grocery store, he begged her pardon and another inch was
added to her breasts. She was in seventh heaven!

She walked into a Chinese restaurant, collided with a waiter
who bowed and said, "A thousand pardons for my clumsy
behavior."

The next day, the headline in the local newspaper says,
"Chinese Waiter Crushed to Death!"
 
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I opened the fridge to get something to eat and found a little bunny reclining on the shelf.
"what are you doing here?" I asked.
"Isn't this a Westinghouse?" the bunny asked.
"Yes."
"Well, I'm just westing."
 
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