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(Food and Wine)   Jim Gaffigan looking to add to his wardrobe   (foodandwine.com) divider line
    More: Spiffy, Winter, Alcoholic beverage, Hot Pockets, hot pocket, cold winter day, pair of cargo shorts, Columbus Fashion Alliance, otherwise straightforward khaki shorts  
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947 clicks; posted to Food » on 07 Dec 2022 at 11:30 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-08 1:13:17 AM  
Jim Gaffigan - Beyond the Pale - Hot Pockets
Youtube N-i9GXbptog
 
2022-12-08 3:15:26 AM  
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2022-12-08 6:41:15 AM  
Normally, I would ask "Who the hell would wear that?", but I am currently wearing a pair of shorts with a broken drawstring.  So I'm using a metal binder clip to cinch the waist and hold them up.
/I probably need new clothes
 
2022-12-08 8:25:48 AM  
"These limited-edition items will be available at no cost while supplies last."

I assume the scalpers will do their best to get all they can, then they'll show up on resale websites
 
2022-12-08 9:35:20 AM  
I'm going to wear these to my daughter's wedding.
 
2022-12-08 10:16:14 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Normally, I would ask "Who the hell would wear that?", but I am currently wearing a pair of shorts with a broken drawstring.  So I'm using a metal binder clip to cinch the waist and hold them up.
/I probably need new clothes


A couple years ago i bought a 50 piece bag of the spring loaded stoppers that keep the drawstring from being eternally lost either when taking the shorts/sweats off, or in the washing machine.  super useful!
 
2022-12-08 11:20:09 AM  
Why are they enabling a war crime?

/Nothing is obscure.
 
2022-12-08 1:09:31 PM  

little big man: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/N-i9GXbptog]


Absolutely classic bit.

For more Gaffigan food satisfaction, he has 10 minute bits on both Subway and McDonald's that are equally amazing.
 
2022-12-08 1:44:50 PM  
Why wold you need to bring a hot pocket with you?
 
2022-12-08 1:51:54 PM  
If you are walking around in freezing cold temperatures wearing shorts that are filled with fried gut bombs, what is your job description?
 
2022-12-09 11:27:38 AM  

Schmerd1948: If you are walking around in freezing cold temperatures wearing shorts that are filled with fried gut bombs, what is your job description?


Stand-up Philosopher.
 
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