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(ESPN)   Thursday Night Football kicks off week 14 of the season with the Raiders visiting the Rams. Derek Carr vs Baker Mayfield, oops Matthew Stafford, two struggling teams create a typical TNF experience. Kickoff @ 8:15pm ET on Amazon Prime   (espn.com) divider line
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396 clicks; posted to Discussion » and Sports » on 08 Dec 2022 at 7:45 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-08 3:52:11 PM  
 
2022-12-08 7:01:12 PM  
Rams shut down the run, Carr forces passes to DA, gets picked twice. Cam Akers 2 TD's... Rams cover the line and maybe win.
 
2022-12-08 7:15:22 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Rams shut down the run, Carr forces passes to DA, gets picked twice. Cam Akers 2 TD's... Rams cover the line and maybe win.


Conversely, everyone slips on the greasy Little Caesars that Stafford left lying around and we see more ankle injuries than a 49ers game
 
2022-12-08 7:18:52 PM  

OkieDookie: NewportBarGuy: Rams shut down the run, Carr forces passes to DA, gets picked twice. Cam Akers 2 TD's... Rams cover the line and maybe win.

Conversely, everyone slips on the greasy Little Caesars that Stafford left lying around and we see more ankle injuries than a 49ers game


Lol... I can see that!
 
2022-12-08 7:19:42 PM  
I see the Raiders dominating this game. They still have a shot at the playoffs if they win, even if it's very slim. And they've got some momentum going. The Rams are not going to the playoffs, and they know it. I expect the Rams to be officially eliminated tonight.

Personally I'm rooting for the Bees.
 
2022-12-08 7:47:59 PM  
This feels like a threat

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2022-12-08 7:48:54 PM  
No dog in this hunt, just looking for epic clownbeeshoes tonight
 
2022-12-08 8:01:05 PM  
Happy week 14 reprobates
 
2022-12-08 8:02:29 PM  
OH HAI GUIZE!

How's all y'alls?

To give you an idea of how quiet my life has gotten as of late

The most exciting things that've happened this week:

I spun up a new Minecraft world (my first in 1.19!) to play on

I found a 25% off sale on Vodak at a store near me while on a beer run

That's it

Pretty quiet otherwise, which is wonderful
 
2022-12-08 8:02:53 PM  
This sounds like a barn burner. I'll keep an eye on the thread while steaming something more interesting.

/ here's hoping for bees
 
2022-12-08 8:03:04 PM  
Boycott Thursday games until the NFL halts them in the interest of player safety.
 
2022-12-08 8:05:01 PM  
I wonder if Maxx Crosby has a brother named Minn Crosby.
 
2022-12-08 8:09:20 PM  
Let the trainwreck begin!

Also (LOL)

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2022-12-08 8:11:12 PM  
Al Michaels looks like he has questions about euthanasia.
 
2022-12-08 8:12:36 PM  
Good morning everyone, hope you are all well.  I hate to say this as a Broncos fan, but financial interests prevail: GO RAIDERS!

/UNCLEAN, UNCLEAN
//Need a shower
///threes
 
2022-12-08 8:13:48 PM  

knbber2: Good morning everyone, hope you are all well.  I hate to say this as a Broncos fan, but financial interests prevail: GO RAIDERS!

/UNCLEAN, UNCLEAN
//Need a shower
///threes


To a local constabulary facility for processing and incarceration?
 
2022-12-08 8:14:13 PM  
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I'm hanging out in DC for the night. Wow, these games start late on the least coast. At least I found a happy beer place.
 
2022-12-08 8:18:05 PM  
Nice snatch!
 
2022-12-08 8:18:08 PM  
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2022-12-08 8:18:08 PM  
farkIN' DAVANTE!!!!!!

I so miss him
 
2022-12-08 8:18:30 PM  
Nice snatch
 
2022-12-08 8:19:18 PM  

Quivering Moist: farkIN' DAVANTE!!!!!!

I so miss him


He wouldn't help the mess that is A A Ron this year.
 
2022-12-08 8:20:31 PM  
Draft King, there's a reason you failed in California. Up your game or go away.
 
2022-12-08 8:22:38 PM  

OkieDookie: Quivering Moist: farkIN' DAVANTE!!!!!!

I so miss him

He wouldn't help the mess that is A A Ron this year.


No argument, but that also doesn't change the fact
 
2022-12-08 8:22:41 PM  
I'm expecting a craptacular game. Hello everyone.
 
2022-12-08 8:23:27 PM  

HeathenHealer: I'm expecting a craptacular game. Hello everyone.


The Rams tackling seems to want that, too.
 
2022-12-08 8:23:45 PM  

HeathenHealer: I'm expecting a craptacular game. Hello everyone.


Hi heathen, expecting the same but hoping for some overcooked lamb
 
2022-12-08 8:24:24 PM  

Iamos: HeathenHealer: I'm expecting a craptacular game. Hello everyone.

Hi heathen, expecting the same but hoping for some overcooked lamb


Maybe some Baked lamb?
 
2022-12-08 8:24:39 PM  
Ugh, missed the beginning of the game due to some farkery on Apple TV. Looks like they're still on the first drive though.

This week has been fun. Apparently partner's company decided to invest in FTX and lost 400 million, so long story short I've been spending the week trying to find insurance I can use starting January 1st.

/he'll be fine though
 
2022-12-08 8:25:02 PM  
NGL

I kinda hope Baker actually gets his shiat together and turns it around with the Rams

It still feels oogy, how the Browns did him dirty the way they did

He may be a bit immature at times, but he plays hard and he's good dude, from a few people I know that met 'im
 
2022-12-08 8:25:18 PM  

OkieDookie: Iamos: HeathenHealer: I'm expecting a craptacular game. Hello everyone.

Hi heathen, expecting the same but hoping for some overcooked lamb

Maybe some Baked lamb?


I should have gone with "semi-professional Baker" on that headline. But I still like the guy.
 
2022-12-08 8:25:34 PM  

OkieDookie: Iamos: HeathenHealer: I'm expecting a craptacular game. Hello everyone.

Hi heathen, expecting the same but hoping for some overcooked lamb

Maybe some Baked lamb?


I mean, it would make the game more interesting.

/I was gonna throw the ball, but then I got high...
 
2022-12-08 8:26:52 PM  
Dreaming of Cabo
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2022-12-08 8:27:06 PM  
TD RAIDERS!
 
2022-12-08 8:27:17 PM  
Rams defense this drive.

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2022-12-08 8:27:20 PM  
TD RAIDUHS
 
2022-12-08 8:27:30 PM  

ariseatex: Ugh, missed the beginning of the game due to some farkery on Apple TV. Looks like they're still on the first drive though.

This week has been fun. Apparently partner's company decided to invest in FTX and lost 400 million, so long story short I've been spending the week trying to find insurance I can use starting January 1st.

/he'll be fine though


Ouch. Sorry to hear, hope things work out.

I'm in tie neck of the woods (Bethesda). Dog Haus was fun but not good for my lipid levels.

Also, TD Raiders
 
2022-12-08 8:27:37 PM  
TD LV!
 
2022-12-08 8:27:47 PM  
Every team that owns the next year's Rams draft picks, are cheering for the Raiders.

So,... go Loin's first and second round extra draft picks.
 
2022-12-08 8:28:44 PM  
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Off to a good start. No bees yet.
 
2022-12-08 8:29:01 PM  
I think they commit murder-suicide at the end of that Apple commercial.
 
2022-12-08 8:30:13 PM  
TD Vegas already?

YEESH.

/Hey
 
2022-12-08 8:30:17 PM  
So this has always bothered me. Why didn't the parents call the police immediately when they landed in Home Alone and have them pick-up Kevin?

/sorry, kiddos are watching it on tv
 
2022-12-08 8:30:25 PM  

Iamos: I think they commit murder-suicide at the end of that Apple commercial.


I thought that was the end of the GMC puppy/truck commercial.
 
2022-12-08 8:30:42 PM  

Hornwrecker: Every team that owns the next year's Rams draft picks, are cheering for the Raiders.

So,... go Loin's first and second round extra draft picks.


Lions only own the Rams first round pick next draft.  And they will bungle it.
 
2022-12-08 8:31:41 PM  

HeathenHealer: So this has always bothered me. Why didn't the parents call the police immediately when they landed in Home Alone and have them pick-up Kevin?

/sorry, kiddos are watching it on tv


The cops do go to the house, that's exactly what they did. Kevin hid, because he saw Harry as a cop, then as a burglar.
 
2022-12-08 8:31:53 PM  

HeathenHealer: So this has always bothered me. Why didn't the parents call the police immediately when they landed in Home Alone and have them pick-up Kevin?

/sorry, kiddos are watching it on tv


5 yd penalty and loss of down.  Applying logic to a movie.
 
2022-12-08 8:33:03 PM  

phimuskapsi: HeathenHealer: So this has always bothered me. Why didn't the parents call the police immediately when they landed in Home Alone and have them pick-up Kevin?

/sorry, kiddos are watching it on tv

The cops do go to the house, that's exactly what they did. Kevin hid, because he saw Harry as a cop, then as a burglar.


shiat, we just hit that part. It's been a while since I watched. Wouldn't the cops then put out a missing child report or something? Keep checking up? It's going to bug me now.
 
2022-12-08 8:33:18 PM  

Iamos: 'm in tie neck of the woods (Bethesda). Dog Haus was fun but not good for my lipid levels.


Dog Haus is...interesting. Tried it once (there's one two blocks away), got the smallest veggie dog I had ever seen. Like, two inches long.  I've also noticed there's five other "restaurants" on Uber Eats claiming to be at the same location, using names I only see on Uber Eats and not, like, walking by the place.

Have fun in Bethesda. It's Silver Spring's younger, more successful, brother.
 
2022-12-08 8:33:28 PM  
Does a Raidurr tackling a Lamb count as a beastality charge?
 
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