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(Fox9 Minneapolis)   Disgruntled, depraved Oompa-loompas suspected in massive chocolate destruction   (fox9.com) divider line
    More: Sad, Chocolate truffle, Fox Broadcasting Company, Owner Marshall Morehead, Chocolate, Fire extinguisher, Bags, Minnesota, Types of chocolate  
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2460 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Dec 2022 at 7:30 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-07 5:12:59 PM  
Man what farking assholes dude.  This is why teenagers should be put in prison by default until they get out on good behavior, they got no empathy for other people.  I get their mushybrains are still forming but goddamn.
 
2022-12-07 6:38:22 PM  
TFG?
 
2022-12-07 7:33:02 PM  
Maybe the Oompa Loompahs were protesting their pay.
 
2022-12-07 7:35:21 PM  
They destroyed chocolate.  If any of it was dark chocolate my wife will expect the threat of the death penalty for the assholes involved.
 
2022-12-07 7:35:53 PM  
I bet it's those damn Munchkins that are responsible, and they're trying to frame the Oompa Loompas.

Either that or the Hobbits are trying to start a turf war.
 
2022-12-07 7:37:05 PM  

SBinRR: They destroyed chocolate.  If any of it was dark chocolate my wife will expect the threat of the death penalty for the assholes involved.


Why do some people feel the need to bring race into everything.
 
2022-12-07 7:38:03 PM  
Everything tastes so good, because it's purified in the waters of Lake Minnetonka first.
 
2022-12-07 7:39:17 PM  

big pig peaches: SBinRR: They destroyed chocolate.  If any of it was dark chocolate my wife will expect the threat of the death penalty for the assholes involved.

Why do some people feel the need to bring race into everything.


She won't go back, so there's that.
 
2022-12-07 7:41:48 PM  
with the the wording of this, I suspected it was:
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2022-12-07 7:45:35 PM  
affectionately known as the chocolate house by locals, was targeted by vandals. Owner Marshall Morehead

Am I being trolled?
 
2022-12-07 7:48:18 PM  
Enjoy:

https://youtube.com/shorts/_0eyW4VcL2Y?feature=share

(Arnold Schwarzenegger as Willy Wonka.)
 
2022-12-07 7:50:19 PM  

Demetrius: TFG?


That's no way to talk about a former president

.... Who am I kidding, carry on
 
2022-12-07 7:57:31 PM  
https://www.trufflehillchocolates.com/

they threw away 35 trash bags full of chocolate and other ingredients with a value of more than $35,000.


wish i were into dumpster-diving.  imagine filling my belly with $35,000 of chocolate
 
2022-12-07 7:59:38 PM  
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2022-12-07 8:08:25 PM  
Suspects were later chased down, dismembered, and scattered across a 30 yard radius by a raging horde of pregnant women
 
2022-12-07 8:14:36 PM  
AAAAGGGGHHHH: I bet it's those damn Munchkins that are responsible, and they're trying to frame the Oompa Loompas.

Bugsy Siegel and Micky Cohen totally helped out the Lollipop Guild, that was one of the "made" unions.
 
2022-12-07 8:31:25 PM  

jsmilky: https://www.trufflehillchocolates.com/

they threw away 35 trash bags full of chocolate and other ingredients with a value of more than $35,000.


wish i were into dumpster-diving.  imagine filling my belly with $35,000 of chocolate


I would be willing to take a chance even if they were potentially exposed to a fire extinguisher. Any that got actually sprayed would be obvious.

Used to work at Penzeys  and I got to take home about 2 oz. of Kashmiri saffron. There were insect eggs found in the kilo so they couldn't sell any of it. I saw no eggs in what I put in my jar.
 
2022-12-07 8:38:37 PM  
Not the truffles!!
 
2022-12-07 8:44:29 PM  
Destroying chocolate? Lock them up for 50 years.
 
2022-12-07 8:51:57 PM  
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2022-12-07 9:00:17 PM  
When I lived in Excelsior, MN, Truffle Hill was that cute little house down the way where the owner made excellent chocolate. It is a very successful small business.

It is a much beloved place.The locals will be out in droves to help them out and support them.
 
2022-12-07 9:20:08 PM  
A suspect has been arrested.
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2022-12-07 9:31:24 PM  

SBinRR: They destroyed chocolate.  If any of it was dark chocolate my wife will expect the threat of the death penalty for the assholes involved.


As she should...dark chocolate is awesome ;)
 
2022-12-07 9:39:17 PM  
Was it really teenagers though? Dnrtfa, I'm thinking it's likely a druggie or someone with mental illness.
 
2022-12-07 10:03:43 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Suspects were later chased down, dismembered, and scattered across a 30 yard radius by a raging horde of pregnant women


The remains being what few chunks of flesh and offal they didn't consume slathered in peanut butter and relish
 
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