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2022-12-07 4:45:24 PM  
With Henry Cavill and The Rock playing a tabletop RPG with me in real life?
 
2022-12-07 4:50:01 PM  
with the utterly lacking in charisma dwayne johnson not being in it?
 
2022-12-07 4:59:25 PM  
Subby here.  I really freakin' laughed at Batman's gambit.  Hope you do too.
 
2022-12-07 5:01:40 PM  
With a guy no one but Hollywood insiders know calmly saying "No" and putting the phone down thus preventing it from ever being made?
 
2022-12-07 5:10:21 PM  
Dwayne's too cool for school "Rockness" hung around the film's neck like an anvil. It was unbearable. Brosnan was somewhat of a relief, but then we know what happened to him.
 
2022-12-07 5:15:02 PM  

skyotter: Subby here.  I really freakin' laughed at Batman's gambit.  Hope you do too.


The payoff was well worth it.
/thru out I was thinking "geez, Batman, why so........ahem,... snarky"?
 
2022-12-07 5:39:52 PM  
This is NOT Black Shazam. Shazam had charm, humor and likable characters.
 
2022-12-07 5:52:33 PM  

resident dystopian: skyotter: Subby here.  I really freakin' laughed at Batman's gambit.  Hope you do too.

The payoff was well worth it.
/thru out I was thinking "geez, Batman, why so........ahem,... snarky"?


and that why he's..


wait for it...
 
2022-12-07 5:52:48 PM  

resident dystopian: skyotter: Subby here.  I really freakin' laughed at Batman's gambit.  Hope you do too.

The payoff was well worth it.
/thru out I was thinking "geez, Batman, why so........ahem,... snarky"?


Batman!
 
2022-12-07 5:57:46 PM  
Wait. I was going to watch this at some point, but I don't like watching things that suck. So now what am I going to do?
 
2022-12-07 6:07:38 PM  
the movie was fine
what sucks is people making movie anger their whole personality
 
2022-12-07 6:16:01 PM  
RAID Shadow Legends!  <click>
 
2022-12-07 6:36:30 PM  

moothemagiccow: the movie was fine
what sucks is people making movie anger their whole personality


I liked it well enough. Was a step up from Black Panther the week before.

Hawkman/Brosnan made the movie. The story helped too.
 
2022-12-07 6:37:32 PM  

MurphyMurphy: moothemagiccow: the movie was fine
what sucks is people making movie anger their whole personality

I liked it well enough. Was a step up from Black Panther the week before.

Hawkman/Brosnan made the movie. The story helped too.


bahahaha even being half an hour too long wakanda forever was miles better than black adam.
 
2022-12-07 6:43:31 PM  

replacementcool: MurphyMurphy: moothemagiccow: the movie was fine
what sucks is people making movie anger their whole personality

I liked it well enough. Was a step up from Black Panther the week before.

Hawkman/Brosnan made the movie. The story helped too.

bahahaha even being half an hour too long wakanda forever was miles better than black adam.


If you liked it, cool.

I didn't hate it. But the kids were begging to leave halfway through. First time that's ever happened.

It's generic, dry, slow. Thor Ragnarok was 10x the entertainment.
 
2022-12-07 7:43:55 PM  
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2022-12-07 7:44:39 PM  

resident dystopian: skyotter: Subby here.  I really freakin' laughed at Batman's gambit.  Hope you do too.

The payoff was well worth it.


It was a brilliant setup.  I thought they were doing a variation on College Humor's Batman... then BOOM, awesomeness.
 
2022-12-07 7:57:31 PM  

Unsung_Hero: resident dystopian: skyotter: Subby here.  I really freakin' laughed at Batman's gambit.  Hope you do too.

The payoff was well worth it.

It was a brilliant setup.  I thought they were doing a variation on College Humor's Batman... then BOOM, awesomeness.


B is for bat. A is for Alfred ... *hunnngghhhhth*

/I could watch that a dozen more times
 
2022-12-07 8:03:46 PM  

Lochsteppe: Wait. I was going to watch this at some point, but I don't like watching things that suck. So now what am I going to do?


It's better than snyderverse. It's still a bad marvel formula movie. DC characters were always cooler. Marvel was always better written.
 
2022-12-07 8:05:34 PM  
Bslim:

And of course DC wastes a great character with a name actor the first time out
 
2022-12-07 8:13:21 PM  

mybluemake: I thought they were doing a variation on College Humor's Batman... then BOOM, awesomeness.

B is for bat. A is for Alfred ... *hunnngghhhhth*

/I could watch that a dozen more times


It's like watching BatintheSun or RackaRacka's 'vs' video series, or about 99% of ERB's videos.  Just again and again and again.  Or at least binge them annually.
 
2022-12-07 10:20:48 PM  
I took my mom to see this and we ended up making out.  I'm not sure how the movie ended, But I know how I finished.
 
2022-12-07 11:36:39 PM  
Also, this was a fun movie, but wingman was like .... okay, who the hell are you?  What the fark is wingman acting so tough for, is he superman in this world?

Oh ... no, there is Superman.
 
2022-12-07 11:45:00 PM  

aungen: Also, this was a fun movie, but wingman was like .... okay, who the hell are you?  What the fark is wingman acting so tough for, is he superman in this world?

Oh ... no, there is Superman.


I thought he was pretty powered up for Hawkman myself, and also wondered why they wrote him as Batman.
 
2022-12-08 12:47:09 AM  

drewogatory: aungen: Also, this was a fun movie, but wingman was like .... okay, who the hell are you?  What the fark is wingman acting so tough for, is he superman in this world?

Oh ... no, there is Superman.

I thought he was pretty powered up for Hawkman myself, and also wondered why they wrote him as Batman.


He never interested me enough to buy a comic about him, but I could say the same for Iron Man, and that first movie about that guy blew me away.  This one didn't really do that, but I still enjoyed it quite a bit.

I think it would be fun to have Dr. Fate be this guy who just sees everything and chooses where he gives up his life, and then it just keeps going.  Like ... the ultimate 'make your life count' opportunity.  That was really intriguing to me.

Idris Elba already played black superman in a movie with Dwayne Johnson in it.  Hobbes & Shaw.  They should have hired that guy.  As the rock said in that movie: "He really is black superman"

Awkward...
 
2022-12-08 3:14:59 AM  

aungen: I took my mom to see this and we ended up making out.  I'm not sure how the movie ended, But I know how I finished.


On your mom's leg?
 
2022-12-08 3:34:11 PM  

shpritz: aungen: I took my mom to see this and we ended up making out.  I'm not sure how the movie ended, But I know how I finished.

On your mom's leg?


Facial.  We got kicked out.  I already said I don't know how the movie ended.
 
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