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(Independent)   Additional classified documents have been found at a Trump storage unit in West Palm Beach, right next to the suits and swords and wrestling belts   (independent.co.uk) divider line
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11277 clicks; posted to Main » and Politics » on 07 Dec 2022 at 1:39 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-07 1:30:47 PM  
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2022-12-07 1:32:01 PM  
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2022-12-07 1:33:43 PM  
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2022-12-07 1:38:00 PM  
JUST FARKING LOCK HIM UP ALREADY FOR THIS SHIAT!!!!

Reality Winner was held without bail for a full year while her trial was being prepared, and she only took A SINGLE classified document that was unrelated to national security.

This orange farking choad has been caught with hundreds of stolen TS, TS/SCI, and other classified documents, lied multiple times about it, then confessed that he actually did take them, and those documents could cost people their lives if adversaries obtained copies.

The fact that he's still walking around freely is an absolute travesty of justice at this point.
 
2022-12-07 1:38:32 PM  
I'm sure he will get in just as much trouble for this as has gotten in for everything else. It's not like anyone, Trump, his lawyers, the DOJ, the DOJs lawyers, didn't see this coming.
 
2022-12-07 1:40:34 PM  
But it had a Master Lock #3 on the door!

A. MASTER. LOCK.

Clearly that's enough for it to be considered "secure".
 
2022-12-07 1:40:57 PM  
I was expecting this, but not this soon.
 
2022-12-07 1:41:11 PM  
Will anything stick on TFG? I mean, other than Dollar Store spray tan...
 
2022-12-07 1:41:13 PM  
How much criming can one fat fark do? Jeezus, arrest this farker already.
 
2022-12-07 1:41:21 PM  
This farking chode is making a mockery of our legal system.

Where the fark is the DOJ?
 
2022-12-07 1:41:28 PM  
Tinker, Apprentice, Storage Wars, Spy
 
2022-12-07 1:41:52 PM  
Imagine what that storage unit smells like.
 
2022-12-07 1:41:55 PM  
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2022-12-07 1:41:56 PM  

Sword and Shield: But it had a Master Lock #3 on the door!


[833] Missed Opportunity: The Redesigned Master Lock No. 3
Youtube uOO8yA2eU7M
 
2022-12-07 1:41:58 PM  

Sword and Shield: Master Lock #3


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2022-12-07 1:42:04 PM  

Sword and Shield: But it had a Master Lock #3 on the door!

A. MASTER. LOCK.

Clearly that's enough for it to be considered "secure".


I heard it was a special Master lock. So, even betterer.
 
2022-12-07 1:42:04 PM  
The DOJ oughtta search every space marginally associated with Trump that is large enough to contain a sheet of paper, as we're well past what any conceivable level of "oopsy daisy!" could account for and have been for a while
 
2022-12-07 1:42:14 PM  
We got him now!

/et al
 
2022-12-07 1:42:31 PM  

Sword and Shield: But it had a Master Lock #3 on the door!

A. MASTER. LOCK.

Clearly that's enough for it to be considered "secure".


... and pin 1 is binding.
 
2022-12-07 1:42:35 PM  

markie_farkie: JUST FARKING LOCK HIM UP ALREADY FOR THIS SHIAT!!!!

Reality Winner was held without bail for a full year while her trial was being prepared, and she only took A SINGLE classified document that was unrelated to national security.

This orange farking choad has been caught with hundreds of stolen TS, TS/SCI, and other classified documents, lied multiple times about it, then confessed that he actually did take them, and those documents could cost people their lives if adversaries obtained copies.

The fact that he's still walking around freely is an absolute travesty of justice at this point.


If you're going to go after a former king, or should I say specifically not-king that has no special protection from the law, you best not do it when they're alive, or if you have plausible deniability, or if you might work up a sweat.
 
2022-12-07 1:42:37 PM  
Next, he's gonna tell us he declassified them with his mind control powerz and that it is the FBI who are the ball lickers.
 
2022-12-07 1:42:55 PM  
I hid my weed better as a teenager than this guy even tried
 
2022-12-07 1:43:00 PM  
Called it.
 
2022-12-07 1:43:06 PM  
I'll probably get accused of being an Eeyore for this, but FOR FARKS SAKE, CHARGE HIM ALREADY
 
2022-12-07 1:43:10 PM  
Hello there, I am normal not from North Korea man. Can I have those launch codes please?
 
2022-12-07 1:43:15 PM  

disaster bastard: Sword and Shield: But it had a Master Lock #3 on the door!

[YouTube video: [833] Missed Opportunity: The Redesigned Master Lock No. 3]


*shakes tiny fist*
 
2022-12-07 1:43:21 PM  
Sorry I'm late. Apparently I shat my pants or something, I guess. Anyway, he's been arrested for this by now, right?
 
2022-12-07 1:43:21 PM  

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You're going to give him the keys? I knew you were in on it!!!
 
2022-12-07 1:43:41 PM  

markie_farkie: JUST FARKING LOCK HIM UP ALREADY FOR THIS SHIAT!!!!

Reality Winner was held without bail for a full year while her trial was being prepared, and she only took A SINGLE classified document that was unrelated to national security.

This orange farking choad has been caught with hundreds of stolen TS, TS/SCI, and other classified documents, lied multiple times about it, then confessed that he actually did take them, and those documents could cost people their lives if adversaries obtained copies.

The fact that he's still walking around freely is an absolute travesty of justice at this point.


The process is grinding so finely it will make your head spin!
 
2022-12-07 1:43:54 PM  

Epic Fap Session: Imagine what that storage unit smells like.


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2022-12-07 1:44:16 PM  

Sword and Shield: But it had a Master Lock #3 on the door!

A. MASTER. LOCK.

Clearly that's enough for it to be considered "secure".


And a 0900-1630 guard... with a guard dog!  One of them mean Mexican Chihuahuas!
(some, I am sure, are fine dogs.)
 
2022-12-07 1:44:19 PM  

markie_farkie: JUST FARKING LOCK HIM UP ALREADY FOR THIS SHIAT!!!!

Reality Winner was held without bail for a full year while her trial was being prepared, and she only took A SINGLE classified document that was unrelated to national security.

This orange farking choad has been caught with hundreds of stolen TS, TS/SCI, and other classified documents, lied multiple times about it, then confessed that he actually did take them, and those documents could cost people their lives if adversaries obtained copies.

The fact that he's still walking around freely is an absolute travesty of justice at this point.


You imply that the US Justice System is an effective system that applies the rule of law with prudence and equality. You must have it confused with another country that has an actual well functioning democracy
 
2022-12-07 1:44:21 PM  
Was this the team hired by TFG's lawyers? Figures they couldn't even get folks smart enough to not find anything.
 
2022-12-07 1:44:25 PM  

saywhonow: Called it.


I'm going to csll right now that there are some documents he took that they will never find.
 
2022-12-07 1:44:37 PM  

markie_farkie: JUST FARKING LOCK HIM UP ALREADY FOR THIS SHIAT!!!!

Reality Winner was held without bail for a full year while her trial was being prepared, and she only took A SINGLE classified document that was unrelated to national security.

This orange farking choad has been caught with hundreds of stolen TS, TS/SCI, and other classified documents, lied multiple times about it, then confessed that he actually did take them, and those documents could cost people their lives if adversaries obtained copies.

The fact that he's still walking around freely is an absolute travesty of justice at this point.


you're an eeyore!
 
2022-12-07 1:44:51 PM  
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2022-12-07 1:44:55 PM  
"Pussy grabber" turns out to be the best thing about Donald JOHN Trump.
 
2022-12-07 1:45:01 PM  

Sword and Shield: But it had a Master Lock #3 on the door!

A. MASTER. LOCK.

Clearly that's enough for it to be considered "secure".


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2022-12-07 1:45:06 PM  

NewportBarGuy: [Fark user image 850x520]


When?
 
2022-12-07 1:45:14 PM  
Time to dig Ivana up!
 
2022-12-07 1:45:24 PM  
Now tell Fox News there was a photo of Hunter Biden's dong behind that door and ask them if the public has the right to know.
 
2022-12-07 1:45:37 PM  
"In before" should be filtered to "I'm a god damned moron".
 
2022-12-07 1:45:56 PM  
This search by his own legal team is probably a damage control effort at this point.

Damage control for their own careers and freedom.

The attorneys who attested the last time that all documents had been turned over "based upon information and  knowledge" don't want to spend the next 50 years in prison for Dump's crimes.

Finding even more classified documents that were either hidden or moved there from somewhere else after the fact gives them an out to the first document.

Now they can claim that their client knowingly deceived them and committed a crime in the process, rendering attorney-client privilege moot.
 
2022-12-07 1:46:08 PM  

Someone Else's Alt: This farking chode is making a mockery of our legal system.

Where the fark is the DOJ?


Dotting "i"s and crossing "t"s. And now with this new evidence, there will probably be additional "i" dotting and "t" crossing that will need to be done before Trump can be arrested. 

It's not like he's a black kid who may or may not have stolen a backpack, who must be locked up for years without trial at Rikers!
 
2022-12-07 1:46:17 PM  
Oh, ffs.
 
2022-12-07 1:46:18 PM  
 Maybe it'll be worthwhile to search all the trump properties
 
2022-12-07 1:46:23 PM  
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2022-12-07 1:46:31 PM  
They can't indict him because they might lose. Better let him break the law with impunity instead.
 
2022-12-07 1:46:32 PM  

TheBlackrose: Sword and Shield: But it had a Master Lock #3 on the door!

A. MASTER. LOCK.

Clearly that's enough for it to be considered "secure".

... and pin 1 is binding.


With my Masters (at least the 3 and 150) simply waving a pick at them will get an open. The 410 and 911 are still beating me... for now.
 
2022-12-07 1:46:32 PM  

Mister Buttons: I hid my weed better as a teenager than this guy even tried


Are you sure? He murdered his ex-wife to get an extra hidey-hole that wouldn't be checked.

/allegedly
//not alleged by any trustworthy or reputable source
///he's well and truly earned whatever the opposite of "the benefit of the doubt" is, though
 
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