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    More: Followup, Democracy, Voting, Phoenix, Arizona, Republican gubernatorial candidate Kari Lake, Twitter, Editor's Note, Monday's certification, Election Day  
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Mugato [TotalFark]
2022-12-07 11:47:46 AM  
That's a picture of her that doesn't look like I have cataracts.
 
August11 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-07 11:54:39 AM  
Dustbin or something?
 
DannyBrandt [TotalFark]
2022-12-07 12:19:26 PM  

August11: Dustbin or something?


Natural bodily evolutions as one progresses through age is no reason to slight someone.

Unless they are unrelenting assholes determined of their own self righteousness.

In which case, I'm not surprised her nightstand has several cactus dildos
 
Shostie [TotalFark]
2022-12-07 12:25:04 PM  
Has she tried asking to see the manager of Arizona?
 
grokca [TotalFark]
2022-12-07 12:33:37 PM  
I hear Ben Shapiro is good at hydrating the conservative ladies.
 
Jack Sabbath
2022-12-07 1:07:01 PM  
Did she finally get a look at the "BD" she was referring to when she said Scump had BDE?

That could dry up the Atlantic Ocean.
 
Jairzinho
2022-12-07 1:08:26 PM  

grokca: I hear Ben Shapiro is good at hydrating the conservative ladies.


With that headline, I too thought this was about Ben Shapiro's abilities with his wife, or rather lack of them.
 
lordjupiter
2022-12-07 1:09:41 PM  
Stop posting opinion pieces.

Nobody cares.

/just my opinion
 
iheartscotch
2022-12-07 1:10:00 PM  
Plenty of people in Arizona are buying what she is selling. However, not a majority,
 
maddogdelta
2022-12-07 1:11:03 PM  
Subby: "Lake dries up"
Her private affairs with Ben Shapiro are nobody's business.
 
mistahtom
2022-12-07 1:11:07 PM  

iheartscotch: Plenty of people in Arizona are buying what she is selling. However, not a majority,


Dummycrats are the cause of inflation yet these rubes can afford to buy these lies 🤔
 
Epic Fap Session
2022-12-07 1:12:20 PM  
FTA: Still, neither Lake nor Hamadehhave conceded, a fact left unmentioned in the certification ceremony.

Why should a ceremonial courtesy or lack thereof be mentioned?
 
neofonz
2022-12-07 1:13:16 PM  
So, Kari Lake likes every kind of filter but the bullshiat filter?
 
Diogenes [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-07 1:15:11 PM  

Epic Fap Session: FTA: Still, neither Lake nor Hamadehhave conceded, a fact left unmentioned in the certification ceremony.

Why should a ceremonial courtesy or lack thereof be mentioned?


Highlights what shiats they are.
 
iheartscotch
2022-12-07 1:15:48 PM  

mistahtom: iheartscotch: Plenty of people in Arizona are buying what she is selling. However, not a majority,

Dummycrats are the cause of inflation yet these rubes can afford to buy these lies 🤔


That's the thing though. The Red Hats are selling out CHEEEEAAAAAP and for semi-pretty-ish women.

/ If you want to date a model....treat her like she's a person with her own hopes, dreams, goals, everything

// basically treat her like a person and listen to what she says
 
Crocoduck
2022-12-07 1:16:00 PM  
Sounds like Subby is in on this election theft.
 
bronskrat
2022-12-07 1:17:13 PM  
Who pays for her waste-of-money lawsuit? Her campaign monies? What else would she do with them?
 
iheartscotch
2022-12-07 1:17:55 PM  

Crocoduck: Sounds like Subby is in on this election theft.


If we we are stealing elections...we are doing a terrible job at it. We could have had 70 democrats in the Senate and 300 democrats in the House.
 
Shamwow
2022-12-07 1:19:18 PM  

Jairzinho: grokca: I hear Ben Shapiro is good at hydrating the conservative ladies.

With that headline, I too thought this was about Ben Shapiro's abilities with his wife, or rather lack of them.


Is ben using the Falwell method of satisfying a women? Just asking questions.
 
RogueWallEnthusiast [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-07 1:19:19 PM  
I weep for the loss of Cecily Strong's impression on SNL, can't see it staying relevant.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-07 1:20:27 PM  

RogueWallEnthusiast: I weep for the loss of Cecily Strong's impression on SNL, can't see it staying relevant.


She absolutely nailed that.
 
thanksagainandagain
2022-12-07 1:20:30 PM  

Epic Fap Session: FTA: Still, neither Lake nor Hamadehhave conceded, a fact left unmentioned in the certification ceremony.

Why should a ceremonial courtesy or lack thereof be mentioned?


Bc some shiatbag trying to make an infinite game out of a finite one is antithetical to ... something. Sorry, I'm high and forgot my goddamn train of thought.
 
GanjSmokr
2022-12-07 1:21:22 PM  
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RogueWallEnthusiast [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-07 1:22:05 PM  

Shamwow: Jairzinho: grokca: I hear Ben Shapiro is good at hydrating the conservative ladies.

With that headline, I too thought this was about Ben Shapiro's abilities with his wife, or rather lack of them.

Is ben using the Falwell method of satisfying a women? Just asking questions.


Is that the one where you bring in visible minority contractors to perform the jobs that Americans can't or won't do?
 
bighairyguy [TotalFark]
2022-12-07 1:22:26 PM  
She seems to be a bit full of herself.
 
Vlad_the_Inaner
2022-12-07 1:23:25 PM  
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/ Oh different lake ... Nevermind
 
Harry Wagstaff
2022-12-07 1:23:26 PM  
Ya'll are going to feel SO stupid when Mike Lindell finally releases those 900 gorillabytes of data proving the elections were stolen!
 
Abe Vigoda's Ghost
2022-12-07 1:23:34 PM  

Mugato: That's a picture of her that doesn't look like I have cataracts.


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Fixed it so you would recognize her.
 
Epic Fap Session
2022-12-07 1:23:37 PM  

thanksagainandagain: Epic Fap Session: FTA: Still, neither Lake nor Hamadehhave conceded, a fact left unmentioned in the certification ceremony.

Why should a ceremonial courtesy or lack thereof be mentioned?

Bc some shiatbag trying to make an infinite game out of a finite one is antithetical to ... something. Sorry, I'm high and forgot my goddamn train of thought.


A concession is about as legally binding as a thank you note.  Losers can be ignored.
 
RogueWallEnthusiast [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-07 1:24:25 PM  

bighairyguy: She seems to be a bit full of herself.


Lake = shiat
Lake is full of herself.
Lake is full of shiat.

Looks like it checks out to me.
 
Mikey1969 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-07 1:24:26 PM  
Yeah, the people of AZ have been sick of this shiat for awhile now. We went down last year, mid October, and there were billboards up bashing the audit, and a lot of people grumbling about this shiat. Yeah, Donnie and Co have a ton of support in Arizona, but nowhere near as much as they think they do. People are tired of this constant whining, and excuse after excuse for why they either didn't get elected, or just barely got the votes to win. This is just further evidence of that.
 
sdkOyOte [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-07 1:26:09 PM  
Perhaps she should check out the "Pink Pill"...
one for the ladies...
I hear it is pink, and for the ladies...
at least on the radio adverts...
which is cool if there is a pill for the ladies, as dudes having a blue pill, well many versions of blue pill...
there should at least be another option for the womenfolk.

Other than oils and other lubricating stuff...
I guess...

Kari Lake looks like she is a dried out husk of a human.
 
Mikey1969 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-07 1:26:18 PM  

Epic Fap Session: FTA: Still, neither Lake nor Hamadehhave conceded, a fact left unmentioned in the certification ceremony.

Why should a ceremonial courtesy or lack thereof be mentioned?


Because it talks to the nature of the individual. Same thing with Trump. I bet you were all up in arms over his refusal. It shows whether or not these people can adult. And since they have a desire to be in this nation's leadership, it's very relevant to the discussion.
 
Algebrat [TotalFark]
2022-12-07 1:26:31 PM  
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Y'all keep laughing until she blows up the Great Sept of Baelor.
 
Dinjiin [BareFark]
2022-12-07 1:26:33 PM  

Mugato: That's a picture of her that doesn't look like I have cataracts.


She has a slightly softer look in that photo versus the one in her previous press release:

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SpectroBoy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-07 1:27:54 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Mugato: That's a picture of her that doesn't look like I have cataracts.

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Fixed it so you would recognize her.


Ohhhhhhh HER!
 
Epic Fap Session
2022-12-07 1:28:39 PM  

Mikey1969: Epic Fap Session: FTA: Still, neither Lake nor Hamadehhave conceded, a fact left unmentioned in the certification ceremony.

Why should a ceremonial courtesy or lack thereof be mentioned?

Because it talks to the nature of the individual. Same thing with Trump. I bet you were all up in arms over his refusal. It shows whether or not these people can adult. And since they have a desire to be in this nation's leadership, it's very relevant to the discussion.


You'd lose that bet.  I care about the vote count, not the loser's antics.  Being an asshole is a virtue to them.  Deny them the attention.
 
qorkfiend
2022-12-07 1:29:04 PM  

Shostie: Has she tried asking to see the manager of Arizona?


Yes. Difficulty: the manager of Arizona elections is Katie Hobbs.
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2022-12-07 1:29:39 PM  

Dinjiin: he has a slightly softer look in that photo versus the one in her previous press release:


Hey, Gozer is hot.

/I'd aim for the flat top
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2022-12-07 1:30:20 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Mugato: That's a picture of her that doesn't look like I have cataracts.

[Fark user image 640x369]

Fixed it so you would recognize her.


Have we ever seen her and Bigfoot in the same place?
 
RustyShock
2022-12-07 1:30:21 PM  
My Trumpenkreiger cousin back in Arkansas, who thinks that MTG is "so beautiful" and "looks like a model", doesn't trust Kari Lake because she "looks too ethnic".
 
baron von doodle [OhFark]
2022-12-07 1:32:29 PM  

Mugato: Dinjiin: he has a slightly softer look in that photo versus the one in her previous press release:

Hey, Gozer is hot.

/I'd aim for the flat top


A) she would turn you inside out for that and 2) that's Gozer's herald, not Gozer.
 
Mikey1969 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-07 1:33:00 PM  
Cochise County, in the southeast corner of the state, tried to avoid certifying its results, despite their voters choosing the GOP by a large margin. Their Board of Supervisors finally gave in after a judge ordered them to do so.

Funny thing is, there aren't a ton of towns or cities there. Sierra Vista, Benson, Tombstone, Bisbee. And Bisbee? That place is a libbie haven! I first went in '92 or so, and it was the first place I saw pride flags in front of businesses. On top of that, the town is chock full of artists. Those art cars people like to make fun of because people are assholes? Another first. And a bunch of the famous ones are from there. Hell Doug Farking Stanhope loves there.

Sure, it's an old mining town, and there are some serious conservatives, but that place is hippie/LGTBQ/artist central. I wouldn't expect this kind of bullshiat, even if the county voted a solid 'R', like they did. This is the county that said they weren't going to certify, I believe, not because they thought fraud had occurred, but because they wanted to "see how the system worked", since nobody had done this before. Which may actually be a stupider reason...
 
Mister Buttons
2022-12-07 1:33:13 PM  
Thanks, I needed an excuse to GIS sandy vagina today.

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chewd [TotalFark]
2022-12-07 1:33:34 PM  
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OhioUGrad
2022-12-07 1:34:39 PM  
We all knew it has been dry for decades
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Might as well be Ben Shapiro's side-piece at this point
 
hotrod2001
2022-12-07 1:35:03 PM  
She should take a page from Hershel's playbook and concede when you are vanquished.
 
LZeitgeist
2022-12-07 1:41:58 PM  

baron von doodle: Mugato: Dinjiin: he has a slightly softer look in that photo versus the one in her previous press release:

Hey, Gozer is hot.

/I'd aim for the flat top

A) she would turn you inside out for that and 2) that's Gozer's herald, not Gozer.


Wrong.

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Myk-House of El [BareFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-07 1:45:22 PM  
Kari, go become one with the cholla.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2022-12-07 1:45:40 PM  
Has she stomped her feet and promised to ruin the prom yet?
 
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