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(Daily Mail) Boobies Two "artists" are genuinely ejected from art show after squeezing fake milk from fake boob and auctioning it off for fake money (probably not safe for work)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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1875 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 07 Dec 2022 at 9:05 AM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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beezeltown [TotalFark]
2022-12-07 8:11:04 AM  
$200k for that? Hell, go down to Booty's Nudie Club on Tuesday nights and Dorinda will give you all the milk you want (or don't want) during the $5 lap dance special.


/or so I hear
 
kdawg7736 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-07 8:56:39 AM  
If this story was worthy of the Fake tag the headline would be perfect.
 
ArcadianRefugee [TotalFark]
2022-12-07 9:22:23 AM  
Interested:
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benelane
2022-12-07 9:22:45 AM  
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Rapmaster2000
2022-12-07 9:26:31 AM  
I went to an art show once and there were four naked people playing cards.  Two women and two men.  There was a lot of other art in the room, but that was the thing in the middle of the room.  I didn't really look at it because it just felt weird, but other people were standing around staring at them and contemplating them.

Art shows almost always have free booze, so I got another beer instead.  This particular show only had PBR though.
 
brap [TotalFark]
2022-12-07 9:35:57 AM  
Tune in next week for another exciting episode of Brunhilda, Avant-Garde Wetnurse when she offers Wall Street samples of her home-churned cottage cheese.  BAM!  POW!  ZOWIE!  CHURN!

Gasp in amazement as The Broker asks, "Riddle me this, Brunhilda, do you take Amex?" to which she responds "That never a curd to me."

*cue larf track*
 
InfoFreako
2022-12-07 9:53:03 AM  
Well I have now heard about this, so I guess they got paid in exposure.
 
Hyperbolic Hyperbole
2022-12-07 9:53:47 AM  
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My face anytime milk is used in provocative art
 
Nana's Vibrator
2022-12-07 9:54:46 AM  
It was impromptu performance of a female Wulf Yularen milking a female Darth Vader, and it evoked an emotional response. So people used digital credits to buy it.

/having too much money and using it for next-gen dan fiction cosplay of a sheltered person's protest is not art as much as it's boredom
 
Nana's Vibrator
2022-12-07 9:55:33 AM  
Meant FAN fiction.  Dan fiction is something else
 
Trocadero
2022-12-07 9:55:58 AM  
Daily Mail? I now doubt the existence of art.

/I'm sure Marcel Duchamp already wrote about how art cannot exist
 
Manfred J. Hattan
2022-12-07 10:04:18 AM  

Rapmaster2000: I went to an art show once and there were four naked people playing cards.  Two women and two men.


Dress poker?
 
LewDux [OhFark]
2022-12-07 10:10:10 AM  
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Mr_Vimes
2022-12-07 10:33:09 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: It was impromptu performance of a female Wulf Yularen milking a female Darth Vader, and it evoked an emotional response. So people used digital credits to buy it.


Have you seen Kathleen Kennedy's *just insta-greenlight this pitch* diary?
 
spacebar
2022-12-07 10:34:14 AM  
That's not art. That's breakfast.

Chocolate breast milk would be art.
 
RoyFokker'sGhost
2022-12-07 10:35:12 AM  
OONA?

Oona Screaming | Disenchantment
Youtube 4SfV_CEQ9uE
 
JolobinSmokin
2022-12-07 11:10:12 AM  
Can you milk me Greg?
 
LazyPredator
2022-12-07 11:15:43 AM  
Milking breasts and Ethereum, Dungeons and Dragons was not that sexy when I was playing it.
 
Aardvark Inc.
2022-12-07 11:24:32 AM  
Moo?

Family Guy - Milking Peter
Youtube dCups7lRl3k
 
Gnaglor
2022-12-07 11:48:24 AM  
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Abe Vigoda's Ghost
2022-12-07 12:02:36 PM  
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oldfarthenry
2022-12-07 12:10:36 PM  
Squirting boobs are a definite "hands off" red flag for this father of 4.
Not sure if that's chauvinistic or a built-in desire not to take food away from babbies?
 
DuneClimber
2022-12-07 12:11:31 PM  
This sounds like a perfectly normal Tuesday night to me. What's the problem?
 
Abe Vigoda's Ghost
2022-12-07 12:20:03 PM  

oldfarthenry: Squirting boobs are a definite "hands off" red flag for this father of 4.
Not sure if that's chauvinistic or a built-in desire not to take food away from babbies?


"Squirting Boobs" would be a great band name.
 
sat1va
2022-12-07 12:34:18 PM  
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Winning bidder?
 
grokca [TotalFark]
2022-12-07 12:39:52 PM  
I thought if you had tits you didn't have to get the fark out.
 
Trik
2022-12-07 12:54:17 PM  
Was it Harry and Meghan?

/drtfa
 
Thosw [BareFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-07 1:26:14 PM  
"Part of my art is making people uncomfortable. Because no one will voluntarily subject themselves to it or pay/give me a space to perform in, I have to trespass and draw attention to myself."

That about sum it up?
 
Unsung_Hero
2022-12-07 1:44:26 PM  

oldfarthenry: Squirting boobs are a definite "hands off" red flag for this father of 4.
Not sure if that's chauvinistic or a built-in desire not to take food away from babbies?


Boobs can always make more on demand.  Lactation shouldn't be a "hands off" condition for you.

...Whether they belong to your committed partner or not seems much more important.
 
OtherLittleGuy [BareFark]
2022-12-07 1:47:43 PM  
Forcibly removed from the building?

Did they work competently at Twitter?
 
LazyPredator
2022-12-07 2:55:01 PM  

Unsung_Hero: oldfarthenry: Squirting boobs are a definite "hands off" red flag for this father of 4.
Not sure if that's chauvinistic or a built-in desire not to take food away from babbies?

Boobs can always make more on demand.  Lactation shouldn't be a "hands off" condition for you.

...Whether they belong to your committed partner or not seems much more important.


Boobs and toy trains. Both for the children but eventually daddy ends up playing with them instead.
 
Friend_Computer
2022-12-07 3:05:35 PM  
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Nick el Ass
2022-12-07 4:58:15 PM  
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Darth Funjamin
2022-12-07 5:05:27 PM  

Hyperbolic Hyperbole: [Fark user image 273x363]

My face anytime milk is used in provocative art


I've seen (more of) this picture on the internet before. Anyone know just what the hell it is?
 
baronbloodbath [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-07 5:20:32 PM  
This "Got Milk?" campaign is the best one yet.
 
Hyperbolic Hyperbole
2022-12-07 5:29:17 PM  

Darth Funjamin: Hyperbolic Hyperbole: [Fark user image 273x363]

My face anytime milk is used in provocative art

I've seen (more of) this picture on the internet before. Anyone know just what the hell it is?


It's from Charlie White's "Understanding Joshua" photo series

/Some of it is NSFW, and I was unsure enough about the uncropped photo to crop it
 
Luse
2022-12-07 8:51:22 PM  
Weaksauce to anyone who's ever been to a GWAR show, and that's just the lobby.
 
thesharkman
2022-12-07 11:56:38 PM  
Pretty strict no food or drink policy
 
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