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(Military Times)   Parents can now dress their Elf on the Shelf in tiny camouflage fatigues, complete with rifle attachment, to terrorize their kids even more than just with the Omnipotent Santa   (militarytimes.com) divider line
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537 clicks; posted to D'awww » on 07 Dec 2022 at 5:42 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-07 3:55:47 AM  
It's a Christmas miracle! Active shooter drills in your own home!
 
2022-12-07 3:57:58 AM  
Jimmy, eat your broccoli or the Elf will slit your throat in your sleep.
 
2022-12-07 5:23:16 AM  
But it's the drag queens who started the culture war.
 
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2022-12-07 5:34:16 AM  
How will anyone know where he is?
 
2022-12-07 5:55:26 AM  
My brother and his wife years ago dressed up an old GI Joe doll with a Santa hat and white beard, and called it "Action Santa."

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2022-12-07 6:11:01 AM  
Incel on a shelf doesn't have quite the same ring to it.
 
2022-12-07 7:44:39 AM  

Unobtanium: My brother and his wife years ago dressed up an old GI Joe doll with a Santa hat and white beard, and called it "Action Santa."

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I'd watch it
 
2022-12-07 9:11:01 AM  
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Much better use for elf on a shelf
 
2022-12-07 3:33:16 PM  
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2022-12-07 4:58:01 PM  
I'm ready for the Klan on a clam.
 
2022-12-07 8:01:54 PM  
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/Nothing is obscure
 
2022-12-07 8:40:26 PM  
But does it come with Kung-Fu Grip?
 
2022-12-08 4:56:20 PM  
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