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2022-12-07 5:32:50 AM  
Polygamy and monogamy are the same thing.  One wife too many.

Fark this guy in particular, though.
 
2022-12-07 5:39:14 AM  
Polygamous Sect?  You mean Mormons?  That's more of a cult though.
 
2022-12-07 5:44:55 AM  

Armchair_Invective: Polygamous Sect?  You mean Mormons?  That's more of a cult though.


Well in particular a section of Mormonism who is willing to abduct kids to be child brides. That's a bit above what most Mormons are up to.
 
2022-12-07 5:45:20 AM  

Armchair_Invective: Polygamous Sect?  You mean Mormons?  That's more of a cult though.


Bunch sects maniacs, the lot of 'em.
 
2022-12-07 5:47:45 AM  
Sounds like almost everyone involved should be arrested.
 
2022-12-07 5:53:12 AM  
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2022-12-07 5:55:48 AM  
If you have 3 wives, is the second one the midwife? You could almost have a midwife crisis over that pun.
/runs for the door
 
2022-12-07 6:01:08 AM  

MindStalker: Armchair_Invective: Polygamous Sect?  You mean Mormons?  That's more of a cult though.

Well in particular a section of Mormonism who is willing to abduct kids to be child brides. That's a bit above what most Mormons are up to.


The "Fundamentalist LDS Church" is about as related to the LDS church as the "Westboro Baptist Church" is related to mainstream Baptist churches.
 
2022-12-07 6:02:00 AM  
Bet he doesn't look like Jon Hamm though.

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2022-12-07 6:08:56 AM  
GOOD
 
2022-12-07 6:10:04 AM  

ISO15693: MindStalker: Armchair_Invective: Polygamous Sect?  You mean Mormons?  That's more of a cult though.

Well in particular a section of Mormonism who is willing to abduct kids to be child brides. That's a bit above what most Mormons are up to.

The "Fundamentalist LDS Church" is about as related to the LDS church as the "Westboro Baptist Church" is related to mainstream Baptist churches.


Lololol

The only reason FLDS isnt THE CHURCH is so Utah could be a state.
 
2022-12-07 6:11:20 AM  
It's the scriptures. It's the Prophet's work! Long before magical underwear, Joseph Smith was kidnapping and raping children. And Brigham Young said "how can I get in on that?"
 
2022-12-07 6:19:38 AM  

BumpInTheNight: Bet he doesn't look like Jon Hamm though.

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More like canned ham

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2022-12-07 6:25:21 AM  

Rent Party: Polygamy and monogamy are the same thing.  One wife too many.

Fark this guy in particular, though.


Why did you get married if you hated eachother?

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2022-12-07 6:42:14 AM  

Rent Party: Polygamy and monogamy are the same thing.  One wife too many.

Fark this guy in particular, though.


So you want some of the action too?
 
2022-12-07 6:43:14 AM  

hardinparamedic: Rent Party: Polygamy and monogamy are the same thing.  One wife too many.

Fark this guy in particular, though.

Why did you get married if you hated eachother?

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I'm probably not hip , but that comic made no sense at all.
 
2022-12-07 6:45:14 AM  

ISO15693: MindStalker: Armchair_Invective: Polygamous Sect?  You mean Mormons?  That's more of a cult though.

Well in particular a section of Mormonism who is willing to abduct kids to be child brides. That's a bit above what most Mormons are up to.

The "Fundamentalist LDS Church" is about as related to the LDS church as the "Westboro Baptist Church" is related to mainstream Baptist churches.


Closer than the mainstream sect will admit publicly, just saying the quiet bit out loud?
 
2022-12-07 6:57:10 AM  
Forget it, Jake, it's Fundamentalist Mormon town.
 
2022-12-07 6:59:25 AM  

alienated: hardinparamedic: Rent Party: Polygamy and monogamy are the same thing.  One wife too many.

Fark this guy in particular, though.

Why did you get married if you hated eachother?

[preview.redd.it image 640x1234]

I'm probably not hip , but that comic made no sense at all.


I can help you out


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2022-12-07 7:00:06 AM  

hardinparamedic: Rent Party: Polygamy and monogamy are the same thing.  One wife too many.

Fark this guy in particular, though.

Why did you get married if you hated eachother?

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This shiat drives me crazy. I have a couple of cousins who think this shiat is hilarious. "Ball and chain", "the fun is over", "she's the boss".

The wives are just as bad with "men are children", "he's dumb", "I'm the grownup".

Like... if you don't like each other just get farking divorced. IF you do like each other then freaking be adults and admit it.
 
2022-12-07 7:00:40 AM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: alienated: hardinparamedic: Rent Party: Polygamy and monogamy are the same thing.  One wife too many.

Fark this guy in particular, though.

Why did you get married if you hated eachother?

[preview.redd.it image 640x1234]

I'm probably not hip , but that comic made no sense at all.

I can help you out


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Take my angry funny vote and like it.
 
2022-12-07 7:01:57 AM  

alienated: hardinparamedic: Rent Party: Polygamy and monogamy are the same thing.  One wife too many.

Fark this guy in particular, though.

Why did you get married if you hated eachother?

[preview.redd.it image 640x1234]

I'm probably not hip , but that comic made no sense at all.


Be thankful it didn't.
 
2022-12-07 7:06:37 AM  
For some strange reason I, too, have a problem with the idea of collecting minors and indoctrinating them into a cult designed to provide multiple domestic/sex slaves to a creepy guy.

Try it when they're adults and able to think for themselves, asshole.
 
2022-12-07 7:11:46 AM  

Rent Party: Polygamy and monogamy are the same thing.  One wife too many.

Fark this guy in particular, though.


I read that as Mommyogamy thought it's a red state thing.
 
2022-12-07 7:22:47 AM  

SpectroBoy: hardinparamedic: Rent Party: Polygamy and monogamy are the same thing.  One wife too many.

Fark this guy in particular, though.

Why did you get married if you hated eachother?

[preview.redd.it image 640x1234]


This shiat drives me crazy. I have a couple of cousins who think this shiat is hilarious. "Ball and chain", "the fun is over", "she's the boss".

The wives are just as bad with "men are children", "he's dumb", "I'm the grownup".

Like... if you don't like each other just get farking divorced. IF you do like each other then freaking be adults and admit it.


You're a big poopyhead!
 
2022-12-07 7:23:16 AM  

ISO15693: MindStalker: Armchair_Invective: Polygamous Sect?  You mean Mormons?  That's more of a cult though.

Well in particular a section of Mormonism who is willing to abduct kids to be child brides. That's a bit above what most Mormons are up to.

The "Fundamentalist LDS Church" is about as related to the LDS church as the "Westboro Baptist Church" is related to mainstream Baptist churches.


I don't see the larger ones shutting down the smaller cults, or even objecting.
Much like some political parties with their "fundamental" members.
 
2022-12-07 7:23:36 AM  

Mad-n-FL: Rent Party: Polygamy and monogamy are the same thing.  One wife too many.

Fark this guy in particular, though.

I read that as Mommyogamy thought it's a red state thing.


Well there's sure as hell enough step-mommyagamy on porn sites, I can see how you'd make the mistake
 
2022-12-07 7:44:23 AM  

Armchair_Invective: Polygamous Sect?  You mean Mormons?  That's more of a cult though.


All religions are cults.
 
2022-12-07 7:44:24 AM  

fullyautomatic: If you have 3 wives, is the second one the midwife? You could almost have a midwife crisis over that pun.
/runs for the door


good puns. *golfclap* XD
 
2022-12-07 7:46:02 AM  

ISO15693: MindStalker: Armchair_Invective: Polygamous Sect?  You mean Mormons?  That's more of a cult though.

Well in particular a section of Mormonism who is willing to abduct kids to be child brides. That's a bit above what most Mormons are up to.

The "Fundamentalist LDS Church" is about as related to the LDS church as the "Westboro Baptist Church" is related to mainstream Baptist churches.


And "mainstream ELCA Lutherans" (accept and welcome openly gay pastors) are about as related to "AFLC Lutherans" (attracted a lot of splitters) as the percentage of "conservatives" (old fogies who couldn't leave behind prejudice) to progressive denominations that have young money coming in?
Oh wait, sorry. That's Lutheran infighting.
Now, how about Southern Baptists and the Missouri Synod Lutherans?
😒😖😤🤬🤮
And now I'm a gay atheist.
And none of them get any more of my money.
 
2022-12-07 7:57:46 AM  
Significant populations in the rural southwest exist in a state of constant abuse and rampant crime.
 
2022-12-07 8:01:28 AM  

puffy999: ISO15693: MindStalker: Armchair_Invective: Polygamous Sect?  You mean Mormons?  That's more of a cult though.

Well in particular a section of Mormonism who is willing to abduct kids to be child brides. That's a bit above what most Mormons are up to.

The "Fundamentalist LDS Church" is about as related to the LDS church as the "Westboro Baptist Church" is related to mainstream Baptist churches.

Lololol

The only reason FLDS isnt THE CHURCH is so Utah could be a state.


It's amazing how the Mormon god sends the church's leaders revelations that keep matching the current popular cultural beliefs.
 
2022-12-07 8:01:38 AM  

ISO15693: MindStalker: Armchair_Invective: Polygamous Sect?  You mean Mormons?  That's more of a cult though.

Well in particular a section of Mormonism who is willing to abduct kids to be child brides. That's a bit above what most Mormons are up to.

The "Fundamentalist LDS Church" is about as related to the LDS church as the "Westboro Baptist Church" is related to mainstream Baptist churches.


Which is to say "very." The Westboro Baptist people are just what happens when southern baptists start saying the quiet part loud.

Sort of like how Trump tore all the filters off the GOP's ideological core. The bigotry and stupidity was always there, just beneath the surface.
 
TWX
2022-12-07 8:11:56 AM  
One of the signs that it's a sex-cult is that the boys are surplus.  Those not deemed to start their own harems are driven out of the community so they don't pair-up with of the girls to deny them to the leaders.
 
2022-12-07 8:13:02 AM  
One thing I never got about these polygamous cults is (obvious statement follows)...

Most human societies end up with pretty close to 1:1 male to female birthrate. If these folks see polygamous relationships as the ideal human condition, the math doesn't really add up. What are the rest of these unattached males supposed to do, become gay? More likely they'd just become violent ne'er-do-wells.
 
2022-12-07 8:15:56 AM  

MindStalker: Armchair_Invective: Polygamous Sect?  You mean Mormons?  That's more of a cult though.

Well in particular a section of Mormonism who is willing to abduct kids to be child brides. That's a bit above what most Mormons are up to.


You may not want to put down any money on that theory.
 
2022-12-07 8:17:03 AM  
Step 1: Institutionalize your perversion
Step 2: Live your perversion
Step 3: Prophet
 
2022-12-07 8:20:25 AM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: alienated: hardinparamedic: Rent Party: Polygamy and monogamy are the same thing.  One wife too many.

Fark this guy in particular, though.

Why did you get married if you hated eachother?

[preview.redd.it image 640x1234]

I'm probably not hip , but that comic made no sense at all.

I can help you out


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Silicon Valley S04E07: Erlich Bachman Mansplaining
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TJ Miller is a troubled individual, but Mike Judge having him mansplain mansplaining was one of the funniest moments on the show.
 
2022-12-07 8:21:16 AM  

puffy999: ISO15693: MindStalker: Armchair_Invective: Polygamous Sect?  You mean Mormons?  That's more of a cult though.

Well in particular a section of Mormonism who is willing to abduct kids to be child brides. That's a bit above what most Mormons are up to.

The "Fundamentalist LDS Church" is about as related to the LDS church as the "Westboro Baptist Church" is related to mainstream Baptist churches.

Lololol

The only reason FLDS isnt THE CHURCH is so Utah could be a state.


This.

Mormon Church is full of crazy shiat.
 
2022-12-07 8:21:17 AM  

DarksideHalo: ISO15693: MindStalker: Armchair_Invective: Polygamous Sect?  You mean Mormons?  That's more of a cult though.

Well in particular a section of Mormonism who is willing to abduct kids to be child brides. That's a bit above what most Mormons are up to.

The "Fundamentalist LDS Church" is about as related to the LDS church as the "Westboro Baptist Church" is related to mainstream Baptist churches.

And "mainstream ELCA Lutherans" (accept and welcome openly gay pastors) are about as related to "AFLC Lutherans" (attracted a lot of splitters) as the percentage of "conservatives" (old fogies who couldn't leave behind prejudice) to progressive denominations that have young money coming in?
Oh wait, sorry. That's Lutheran infighting.
Now, how about Southern Baptists and the Missouri Synod Lutherans?
😒😖😤🤬🤮
And now I'm a gay atheist.
And none of them get any more of my money.


Emo Philips:

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"
Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.
 
2022-12-07 8:27:21 AM  

houstondragon: puffy999: ISO15693: MindStalker: Armchair_Invective: Polygamous Sect?  You mean Mormons?  That's more of a cult though.

Well in particular a section of Mormonism who is willing to abduct kids to be child brides. That's a bit above what most Mormons are up to.

The "Fundamentalist LDS Church" is about as related to the LDS church as the "Westboro Baptist Church" is related to mainstream Baptist churches.

Lololol

The only reason FLDS isnt THE CHURCH is so Utah could be a state.

This.

Mormon Church is full of crazy shiat.


They are all full of crazy shiat, man.   Comparative Voodoo.  Zombie Gods, silly hats, magical thinking...

They are *all* cults to any rational person.
 
2022-12-07 8:36:52 AM  
The thing about the LDS is they run their underage rape club out in open.  'more than 20 wives and most of them are underage.'

Sounds like Christianity to me.
 
2022-12-07 8:38:46 AM  
The worst part about being a polygamous cult wife is getting felt up by Torgo while you're lying comatose on a stone slap.
 
2022-12-07 8:40:32 AM  

Armchair_Invective: Polygamous Sect?  You mean Mormons?  That's more of a cult though.


Nope. Brigham Young is dead, so it's a religion. It's only a cult while the conman in chief is still kickin'.
Mormonism is a legitimate as any other religion. No more - no less.
 
2022-12-07 8:41:21 AM  

Someone Else's Alt: Sounds like Christianity to me.


That's all it is - just another flavor.
 
2022-12-07 8:46:54 AM  

Bondith: The worst part about being a polygamous cult wife is getting felt up by Torgo while you're lying comatose on a stone slap.


Poor Torgo. Only pawn in game of life.
 
2022-12-07 8:57:02 AM  

Bondith: The worst part about being a polygamous cult wife is getting felt up by Torgo while you're lying comatose on a stone slap.


That's why we ground him up into a fine pink powder.
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2022-12-07 8:57:40 AM  
CSB: In the first Sherlock Holmes story ever written (A Study In Scarlet), the bad guys are members of a sinister and dangerous American religious cult. The Mormons.
 
2022-12-07 9:06:47 AM  

Unsung_Hero: For some strange reason I, too, have a problem with the idea of collecting minors and indoctrinating them into a cult designed to provide multiple domestic/sex slaves to a creepy guy.

Try it when they're adults and able to think for themselves, asshole.


No, no... gotta indoctrinate them as early as possible. As the Catholic church found out, if you wait until they're old enough to be capable of rational thought it's already too late.
 
2022-12-07 9:12:26 AM  

TWX: One of the signs that it's a sex-cult is that the boys are surplus.  Those not deemed to start their own harems are driven out of the community so they don't pair-up with of the girls to deny them to the leaders.


You all read this in David Attenborough's voice.

/haar-eem
 
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