Step 1: Institutionalize your perversion
Step 2: Live your perversion
Step 3: Prophet

DarksideHalo: ISO15693: MindStalker: Armchair_Invective: Polygamous Sect?  You mean Mormons?  That's more of a cult though.

Well in particular a section of Mormonism who is willing to abduct kids to be child brides. That's a bit above what most Mormons are up to.

The "Fundamentalist LDS Church" is about as related to the LDS church as the "Westboro Baptist Church" is related to mainstream Baptist churches.

And "mainstream ELCA Lutherans" (accept and welcome openly gay pastors) are about as related to "AFLC Lutherans" (attracted a lot of splitters) as the percentage of "conservatives" (old fogies who couldn't leave behind prejudice) to progressive denominations that have young money coming in?
Oh wait, sorry. That's Lutheran infighting.
Now, how about Southern Baptists and the Missouri Synod Lutherans?
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And now I'm a gay atheist.
And none of them get any more of my money.

Emo Philips:

Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"
Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.