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(DFW Star-Telegram)   Woman leaves 50 lbs of human poop in front of Texas police station in illegal dumping incident   (star-telegram.com) divider line
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2022-12-06 11:48:08 PM  
A person produces about a pound of feces a day (1oz per 12lbs of body weight on average according to the big book about poo) so did woman collect her own for weeks or place a public poop bucket for multiple people to use? The story has unanswered questions
 
2022-12-07 1:00:32 AM  
Amateur.
 
2022-12-07 3:07:37 AM  
Sounds like Taco Bell has a new special.
 
2022-12-07 4:31:59 AM  
100 pounds more and that's a uvalde cop.
 
2022-12-07 4:32:10 AM  

eurotrader: A person produces about a pound of feces a day (1oz per 12lbs of body weight on average according to the big book about poo) so did woman collect her own for weeks or place a public poop bucket for multiple people to use? The story has unanswered questions


I mean if someone came to you and was going, "Hey I know this is weird, but I'm gonna collect a 50lb bucket of human shiat and dump it front of a police station in Texas so could you use this outhouse here if you can..."   I couldn't say no to that.  Some goals are worthy enough
 
2022-12-07 4:32:47 AM  

eurotrader: A person produces about a pound of feces a day (1oz per 12lbs of body weight on average according to the big book about poo) so did woman collect her own for weeks or place a public poop bucket for multiple people to use? The story has unanswered questions


Do you really want the answers to those questions?
 
2022-12-07 4:33:53 AM  

The Third Man: Sounds like Taco Bell has a new special.


Last time I had Arby's it was to resolve considering. I resolved the whole bowl.
 
2022-12-07 4:34:16 AM  

alechemist: 100 pounds more and that's a uvalde cop.


...and conveniently sitting stationary just outside the entrance.
 
2022-12-07 4:38:01 AM  
Well... shiat.
 
2022-12-07 4:44:20 AM  
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2022-12-07 4:45:28 AM  
FTA: McClatchy News tried reaching out to the Electra Fire Department and did not receive a response.

It will probably take some time to fill three more 5 gallon buckets for your response.
 
2022-12-07 4:50:01 AM  
What had she been eating?
 
2022-12-07 4:51:52 AM  
Officers recognized the woman as the Electra assistant fire chief's wife, the affidavit said.

Oh, that's a sure sign that there's more to this story.
 
2022-12-07 4:55:50 AM  
I take that poo to the zoo and throw it at the gorillas.
 
2022-12-07 4:56:02 AM  
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2022-12-07 4:58:27 AM  
That's like one chipotle visit
 
2022-12-07 4:58:59 AM  

I Swear I'll Jump: What had she been eating?


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2022-12-07 5:00:50 AM  
It was a drive by pooping!
 
2022-12-07 5:19:30 AM  
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2022-12-07 5:22:06 AM  
WHY?
 
2022-12-07 5:31:35 AM  

eurotrader: A person produces about a pound of feces a day (1oz per 12lbs of body weight on average according to the big book about poo) so did woman collect her own for weeks or place a public poop bucket for multiple people to use? The story has unanswered questions


Well, one big pile is better than two little piles...
 
2022-12-07 5:32:56 AM  
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2022-12-07 6:06:39 AM  
Stuff it into a uniform and get it a partner. There's crimes that need solving. Property that needs protecting.
 
2022-12-07 6:20:24 AM  
A generous donation but you'd think coprophiliacs wouldn't need a food bank.
 
2022-12-07 6:31:19 AM  

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2022-12-07 6:33:33 AM  

calufrax: eurotrader: A person produces about a pound of feces a day (1oz per 12lbs of body weight on average according to the big book about poo) so did woman collect her own for weeks or place a public poop bucket for multiple people to use? The story has unanswered questions

Well, one big pile is better than two little piles...


Officer, I cannot tell a lie. I put that turd under that feces...

Explains why they took the toilet seat!
 
2022-12-07 6:38:24 AM  
Man, i've been there
 
2022-12-07 6:44:28 AM  
I'm not giving that website a dollar to find out who's crap it was.

Though... in jail... everybody gets to watch you.
 
2022-12-07 6:58:27 AM  
Oooooh sounds like someone in the Electra police department did a not nice thing to the fire chief.
 
2022-12-07 7:09:07 AM  
A sub link on that page has this golden gem lol, I sure hope someone submitted this and it got greened.
"Armed man in rainbow wig at Dairy Queen seeks to name Trump 'President King,' cops say" Sept 13, 2022
https://www.star-telegram.com/news/nation-world/national/article265733431.html#storylink=readmore_inline
 
2022-12-07 7:25:54 AM  

fullyautomatic: A sub link on that page has this golden gem lol, I sure hope someone submitted this and it got greened.
"Armed man in rainbow wig at Dairy Queen seeks to name Trump 'President King,' cops say" Sept 13, 2022
https://www.star-telegram.com/news/nation-world/national/article265733431.html#storylink=readmore_inline


People have lost their god damned minds.

I pooped 9 pounds the other day.
 
2022-12-07 7:49:31 AM  
That's a lot of dumping, illegal or not
 
2022-12-07 7:51:03 AM  
A woman accused of leaving multiple buckets of human waste outside of a police station in Texas has been charged.

An officer at the Electra Police Department noticed "someone putting something outside" the police station


I guess she didn't resist, and is currently in custody.

/ was her name Amber?
 
2022-12-07 7:59:10 AM  
"Fifty pounds is a movement". - - Alice's restaurant
 
2022-12-07 8:37:42 AM  

question_dj: Oooooh sounds like someone in the Electra police department did a not nice thing to the fire chief.


Without further information, I tend to take the side of whomever isn'texpressing themselves with human excrement.
 
2022-12-07 8:50:31 AM  

eurotrader: A person produces about a pound of feces a day (1oz per 12lbs of body weight on average according to the big book about poo) so did woman collect her own for weeks or place a public poop bucket for multiple people to use? The story has unanswered questions


She also collected 15 gallons of pooh that weighed 50 pounds. 15 gallons of water weighs 120 pounds. So at the very least she collected the pooh from people producing floaters.
 
2022-12-07 8:51:36 AM  

I Swear I'll Jump: What had she been eating?


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2022-12-07 9:01:17 AM  

cretinbob: fullyautomatic: A sub link on that page has this golden gem lol, I sure hope someone submitted this and it got greened.
"Armed man in rainbow wig at Dairy Queen seeks to name Trump 'President King,' cops say" Sept 13, 2022
https://www.star-telegram.com/news/nation-world/national/article265733431.html#storylink=readmore_inline

People have lost their god damned minds.

I pooped 9 pounds the other day.


Are you saying you birthed a poo-baby?
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Or was it just a mountain of poo?
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2022-12-07 9:12:49 AM  
Touchdown!

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2022-12-07 9:21:05 AM  
Yeah, it would be impressive if it was produced in one sitting, otherwise just gross, that it was collected over a period of time.
 
2022-12-07 9:24:16 AM  
But where's the rest of Ted Cruz?
 
2022-12-07 9:44:40 AM  

Glitchwerks: eurotrader: A person produces about a pound of feces a day (1oz per 12lbs of body weight on average according to the big book about poo) so did woman collect her own for weeks or place a public poop bucket for multiple people to use? The story has unanswered questions

Do you really want the answers to those questions?


Surprisingly the answer wasn't "because Odessa".
 
2022-12-07 9:45:52 AM  

krispos42: But where's the rest of Ted Cruz?


That's Cancun's problem.
 
2022-12-07 10:23:04 AM  

bughunter: Officers recognized the woman as the Electra assistant fire chief's wife, the affidavit said.

Oh, that's a sure sign that there's more to this story.


Yep, there some other shiat going on. Or she's batshiat....probably both.
 
2022-12-07 11:39:59 AM  
Someone call the Muetter Museum...
 
2022-12-07 11:48:52 AM  
Can't wait for the next episode of HORK and Mindy...
 
2022-12-07 11:59:13 AM  
You bet if it wasn't in front of the police station a cop wouldn't have even bothered to come look at it. Too much paperwork.
 
2022-12-07 12:58:12 PM  
She was just placing it there so it could be with its friends.
 
2022-12-07 1:51:04 PM  
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2022-12-07 5:47:08 PM  
Was it in a ten pound bag ?
 
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