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3896 clicks; posted to Politics » on 07 Dec 2022 at 3:10 AM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-06 10:59:29 PM  
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2022-12-06 11:13:03 PM  
I've heard some pretty awful insults about the Factory of Sadness, subby, but - have you no decency, sir?
 
2022-12-07 2:33:52 AM  
There is also more than a passing resemblance to the Browns new QB and TFG.
 
2022-12-07 2:59:16 AM  
"Walker, as it? Never heard of him. Never endorsed him. MASSIVE VOTER FRAUD IN 2020. Persecution... So unfair"

Hell, even Ivanka won't listen to him anymore.
 
2022-12-07 3:15:28 AM  
Does he have a baker?

/ A consensus taker.
 
2022-12-07 3:21:19 AM  
Don't forget, Trump also backed Russia over Ukraine.

.another loss
 
2022-12-07 3:24:22 AM  
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2022-12-07 3:28:04 AM  
We are going to have an entire thread defending the Browns against this slander, now, subs.   I'm not sure if that is good or bad, but it for damn sure is a first.
 
2022-12-07 3:28:30 AM  
Wow that's farked up.  What'd the Lions ever do to you subby?
 
2022-12-07 3:31:25 AM  
At least the Browns don't demand to play all their games over till they win.
 
2022-12-07 3:32:18 AM  
Meanwhile. at Mar-a-Lago

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2022-12-07 3:33:26 AM  
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2022-12-07 3:33:39 AM  
It's not Trump.  It's all of them.  He just said what they were thinking.  That lying, dumb, lying and dumb lying dumbf*ck Herschel Walker still got close enough to 50% of the vote to make it clear that there is something fundamentally wrong in this country.
 
2022-12-07 3:33:59 AM  
Difficulty: No Trump voter will ever say this to his face.


The Factory Of Sadness (A Cleveland Browns Fan's Reaction To Today's Game Against Houston)
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/fun fact: This was posted 11 years ago. They went 4-12 that year.... and then went 20-76 over the next 6 seasons.
 
2022-12-07 3:37:40 AM  
The old "Donald Trump" changed his name, moved to Baltimore and started winning?
 
2022-12-07 3:39:16 AM  
And the obvious comparison here, the person who bet it all on an aging, declining overmatched Herschel Walker and lost is the Minnesota Vikings
 
2022-12-07 3:41:27 AM  
... says area man nervously
 
2022-12-07 3:41:51 AM  
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2022-12-07 3:44:34 AM  

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2022-12-07 3:49:20 AM  
That's nasty!

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2022-12-07 3:53:18 AM  
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In before "Nooooo! Turn the machines back on! It's a hoax!"
 
2022-12-07 3:56:07 AM  
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2022-12-07 4:05:09 AM  
Why the hell wasn't this also on the list of today's losing?

*****
Today, a jury found the Trump Organization guilty on 17 counts, including scheme to defraud, conspiracy, criminal tax fraud, and falsifying business records. NBC News reported:

A criminal court jury in New York on Tuesday found the Trump Organization guilty of all charges in a sweeping, 15-year tax fraud scheme that prosecutors said was orchestrated by top executives at the company. Jurors deliberated for just over a day before returning the guilty verdicts.
 
2022-12-07 4:22:52 AM  
 
2022-12-07 4:25:23 AM  
Dear Cleveland ,

I pulled for you to win that one time against some other nba team , and you won it all.
And you have the "Rock and Roll" hall of fame. So one thing.
And never be ashamed to back your sportsball team no matter how much they suck unless they are owned by racist assholes.
At least your're not Detroit.
With apologies to Detrioters .
 
2022-12-07 4:31:19 AM  

alienated: Dear Cleveland ,

I pulled for you to win that one time against some other nba team , and you won it all.
And you have the "Rock and Roll" hall of fame. So one thing.
And never be ashamed to back your sportsball team no matter how much they suck unless they are owned by racist assholes.
At least your're not Detroit.
With apologies to Detrioters .


We're not Detroit!
 
2022-12-07 4:39:21 AM  

alienated: Dear Cleveland ,

I pulled for you to win that one time against some other nba team , and you won it all.
And you have the "Rock and Roll" hall of fame. So one thing.
And never be ashamed to back your sportsball team no matter how much they suck unless they are owned by racist assholes.
At least your're not Detroit.
With apologies to Detrioters .


You don't need to apologize to them.  They know
 
2022-12-07 4:50:43 AM  

sunsawed: The old "Donald Trump" changed his name, moved to Baltimore and started winning?


We have enough problems.

And he backed Cox for gov here. Another L.
 
2022-12-07 4:52:17 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: alienated: Dear Cleveland ,

I pulled for you to win that one time against some other nba team , and you won it all.
And you have the "Rock and Roll" hall of fame. So one thing.
And never be ashamed to back your sportsball team no matter how much they suck unless they are owned by racist assholes.
At least your're not Detroit.
With apologies to Detrioters .

You don't need to apologize to them.  They know


I have been putting some thought into Detroit, for really. a big giant lake is kinda like the ocean , and it is a lot cheaper. This is really hard for me to say as a Californian. But i'm dying in many ways , and wont make it to where I intended. It could be worse. I am a cold weather model , so ..
 
2022-12-07 4:57:14 AM  

alienated: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: alienated: Dear Cleveland ,

I pulled for you to win that one time against some other nba team , and you won it all.
And you have the "Rock and Roll" hall of fame. So one thing.
And never be ashamed to back your sportsball team no matter how much they suck unless they are owned by racist assholes.
At least your're not Detroit.
With apologies to Detrioters .

You don't need to apologize to them.  They know

I have been putting some thought into Detroit, for really. a big giant lake is kinda like the ocean , and it is a lot cheaper. This is really hard for me to say as a Californian. But i'm dying in many ways , and wont make it to where I intended. It could be worse. I am a cold weather model , so ..


No one deserves to die in Detroit - sheesh.  That sucks, and I'm sorry it's happening, but find a seaside town or something oy
 
2022-12-07 5:06:56 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: No one deserves to die in Detroit - sheesh.  That sucks, and I'm sorry it's happening, but find a seaside town or something oy


I getcha, but it could be worse. I live about 7 miles inland. The damn Navy has Murder Hornet landings every day.
I live close to a seaside town, that they will bomb , ( insert Morrissey lyrics here ) because they do the traps and missile tests, but my original plan when I became homeless was a one way to Maui or Iceland. But I committed to caring for another, and now 2 cats , soon to be 3 , and that Nun was not one to be messed with. SO I am trying to save some money. We might have 15 years left.
 
2022-12-07 5:08:44 AM  
The Browns deserve many things, but a comparison to He Who Must Not Be Named is not one of them.
 
2022-12-07 5:08:53 AM  

alienated: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: alienated: Dear Cleveland ,

I pulled for you to win that one time against some other nba team , and you won it all.
And you have the "Rock and Roll" hall of fame. So one thing.
And never be ashamed to back your sportsball team no matter how much they suck unless they are owned by racist assholes.
At least your're not Detroit.
With apologies to Detrioters .

You don't need to apologize to them.  They know

I have been putting some thought into Detroit, for really. a big giant lake is kinda like the ocean , and it is a lot cheaper. This is really hard for me to say as a Californian. But i'm dying in many ways , and wont make it to where I intended. It could be worse. I am a cold weather model , so ..


Wouldn't it be better

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2022-12-07 5:12:02 AM  
I am really very disappointed that the Werewolves did not make a better showing this year.
 
2022-12-07 5:21:09 AM  
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2022-12-07 5:42:55 AM  
HEY! There's no reason to go THERE, Subby!

/Browns fan
//although it's kinda true, I guess
///dawgpound slashies
 
2022-12-07 5:51:28 AM  
The similarities are striking:

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2022-12-07 5:55:37 AM  

Gyrfalcon: At least the Browns don't demand to play all their games over till they win.


There is a finite amount of time until the earth is destroyed by the expanding sun.
 
2022-12-07 6:07:15 AM  
I take the Browns to the Super Bowl at least once a day.
 
2022-12-07 6:12:47 AM  
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2022-12-07 6:23:09 AM  
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2022-12-07 6:28:17 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: It's not Trump.  It's all of them.  He just said what they were thinking.  That lying, dumb, lying and dumb lying dumbf*ck Herschel Walker still got close enough to 50% of the vote to make it clear that there is something fundamentally wrong in this country.



The fact that Walker got as far and as close as he did..... yeah this country is currently horribly broken.

Walker lies frequently.

He literally has brain damage from football.

Resulting in dissociative identity disorder

He has attacked, beaten and threatened to kill his ex-wife.

He has had numerous sexual relations resulting in many abortions. (the GOP forgot they hate abortion)

He has several bastard children he has made clear he wants nothing to do with.

He is perceptively very dumb.

Herschel Walker is arguably one of the worst candidates in modern history that the GOP has put significant support for.   And he lost by not as much as he should have.
 
2022-12-07 6:30:37 AM  
At least he's not the Texans of politics.

It could be WORSE.  Trust me.

/Houstonian


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2022-12-07 6:33:58 AM  
No mention of the countless candidates Trump supported and won? Lame.
 
2022-12-07 6:36:27 AM  
Hey, at least Trump won an election!

/Just dog-piling on the Dawg Pound, nothing more...
 
2022-12-07 6:45:43 AM  
Ruminating on MLK's "Not judged by the colour of their skin, but by the content of their character" line.

Warnock's Character > Walker's. No doubt about that. By every measure, Warnock is a much better man, ie. he did not abuse women, abandon children, and is not objectively stupid.

Walker was chosen to champion the GOP because he is black. I don't think there's much of a debate about that, either. But he came close. Too close. Does this mean very nearly half of Georgians judged his worthiness to run based on the colour of his skin, despite the content of his character?

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2022-12-07 6:46:36 AM  

Qchucka: Nana's Vibrator: It's not Trump.  It's all of them.  He just said what they were thinking.  That lying, dumb, lying and dumb lying dumbf*ck Herschel Walker still got close enough to 50% of the vote to make it clear that there is something fundamentally wrong in this country.


The fact that Walker got as far and as close as he did..... yeah this country is currently horribly broken.

Walker lies frequently.

He literally has brain damage from football.

Resulting in dissociative identity disorder

He has attacked, beaten and threatened to kill his ex-wife.

He has had numerous sexual relations resulting in many abortions. (the GOP forgot they hate abortion)

He has several bastard children he has made clear he wants nothing to do with.

He is perceptively very dumb.

Herschel Walker is arguably one of the worst candidates in modern history that the GOP has put significant support for.   And he lost by not as much as he should have.



You could literally make this same list substituting TFG for Walker. And that stupid mother-father is still considered the party leader.
 
2022-12-07 6:56:53 AM  
now THAT was a super-Tuesday!

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/reality duckling
 
2022-12-07 6:59:20 AM  
It's not like there weren't signs that hitching the GOP wagon to Trump would end in disaster. Hell there was a lifetime pattern of behavior that pretty much said it would happen. But Trump leading their party was their "be all end all" because he stuck it to the libs. The GOP knew what they were getting into, but bought the ticket and got on the ride anyway.

Somehow this time it will be different and Trump is like some imperfect character in the Bible that found redemption.

Turns out it wasn't and he wasn't.

If they just listened to the libs instead of always trying to "stick it" to the libs, they would not have learned the lesson the hard way. We told you so.
 
2022-12-07 7:04:58 AM  

FreakyBunny: Ruminating on MLK's "Not judged by the colour of their skin, but by the content of their character" line.

Warnock's Character > Walker's. No doubt about that. By every measure, Warnock is a much better man, ie. he did not abuse women, abandon children, and is not objectively stupid.

Walker was chosen to champion the GOP because he is black. I don't think there's much of a debate about that, either. But he came close. Too close. Does this mean very nearly half of Georgians judged his worthiness to run based on the colour of his skin, despite the content of his character?

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It's negative partisanship. They voted for him because he would be a good party vote for Team Red. That's it. Republicans will tolerate anything if it pisses off a liberal.

This is why you root for the fentanyl. It's Making America Great Again, one person at a time.
 
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