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(CNN)   Apple announces new pricing guidelines on its app store, which would allow developers to charge up to $10,000 for an app. Subby gets coding on his app "Fart Like a Billionaire"   (cnn.com) divider line
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2022-12-07 4:46:41 AM  
There's a lot more to be made in the $100/month self help guru app that's all smoke and mirrors.
 
2022-12-07 5:07:29 AM  
I imagine that means that the price will be going up.

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2022-12-07 5:49:39 AM  

wildcardjack: There's a lot more to be made in the $100/month self help guru app that's all smoke and mirrors.


Nah, microtransactions. You don't just give people self-help, (Actually, can you even give that?) you make them earn it through an unfathomable number of $5 gacha rolls for the optimal fortune cookie.
 
2022-12-07 6:17:37 AM  
Someone needs to tell Musk this so he can sell a MegaTwitter app. Same as regular Twitter but it's a different color and has an always-on feed directly from Musk himself.

There are still ads, and you still have to pay for the checkmark, but now it's MAGA red instead of blue.

He'll make his Twitter money back in no time.
 
2022-12-07 6:37:32 AM  
So, Apple is facilitating bribery? I see

All you have to tell people your fake app to buy for $10,000 a download...
 
2022-12-07 7:00:32 AM  
well it's good way of getting data on those who need to pay a long visit to the gulag comrades
 
2022-12-07 7:25:01 AM  

HighlanderRPI: So, Apple is facilitating bribery? I see

All you have to tell people your fake app to buy for $10,000 a download...


It's not bribery if they get a small image file of a monkey in return though, so make sure the app does that at least.
 
2022-12-07 9:27:16 AM  

HighlanderRPI: So, Apple is facilitating bribery? I see

All you have to tell people your fake app to buy for $10,000 a download...


I'll not have you besmirch the good name of money laundering by bringing the spectre of bribery into it.
 
2022-12-07 10:08:37 AM  

HighlanderRPI: So, Apple is facilitating bribery? I see

All you have to tell people your fake app to buy for $10,000 a download...


honestly it seems more like they're facilitating wire fraud.  how many times a month is this going to happen?

"Hello, Mr Smith?  This is Agent Jones from the IRS.  You have been audited and have many thousands of dollars in unpaid taxes.  I am authorized to send police to arrest you right now unless you immediately make  payment on this debt.  But do not panic!  We have a new payment system you can access right from your phone..."
 
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