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(Mark Hall)   Man to spend up to 40 years in prison for card store robbery. Got no Good Luck or Sympathy from the judge. But that 40th anniversary one might be one to look forward to   (wtaj.com) divider line
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1638 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Dec 2022 at 11:35 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-06 11:45:18 PM  
What did he get? A 1st Edition foil Charizard? An Unlimited Black Lotus? A mint Beta Time Walk?
 
2022-12-06 11:55:08 PM  

baronbloodbath: What did he get? A 1st Edition foil Charizard? An Unlimited Black Lotus? A mint Beta Time Walk?


Probably just a box of fallen empires judging from the mug shot.
 
2022-12-06 11:55:49 PM  
I know it feels like Hallmark is silly overpriced, but there's a lot of work in keeping things straight, and each design has a fairly limited run to keep repeats down. Account for some shrinkage, and the stores make their best margins on other gift items.
 
2022-12-06 11:59:29 PM  

wildcardjack: I know it feels like Hallmark is silly overpriced, but there's a lot of work in keeping things straight, and each design has a fairly limited run to keep repeats down. Account for some shrinkage, and the stores make their best margins on other gift items.


Hallmark is on my shiatlist because they had the best e-card site and they shut it down because it was cannibalizing their store sales. I understand the reasoning, but I really miss it.
 
2022-12-07 12:05:34 AM  

Lsherm: wildcardjack: I know it feels like Hallmark is silly overpriced, but there's a lot of work in keeping things straight, and each design has a fairly limited run to keep repeats down. Account for some shrinkage, and the stores make their best margins on other gift items.

Hallmark is on my shiatlist because they had the best e-card site and they shut it down because it was cannibalizing their store sales. I understand the reasoning, but I really miss it.


the early internet was crazy. companies were just like "wow look at what computers can do" and made the worst business decisions of all time.
they were just like "hey let's give out the news for free instead of $1/day" and everyone got so used to it that they fired like 80% of reporters
 
2022-12-07 12:06:32 AM  
He should've sold DoD secrets
 
2022-12-07 12:09:37 AM  

moothemagiccow: Lsherm: wildcardjack: I know it feels like Hallmark is silly overpriced, but there's a lot of work in keeping things straight, and each design has a fairly limited run to keep repeats down. Account for some shrinkage, and the stores make their best margins on other gift items.

Hallmark is on my shiatlist because they had the best e-card site and they shut it down because it was cannibalizing their store sales. I understand the reasoning, but I really miss it.

the early internet was crazy. companies were just like "wow look at what computers can do" and made the worst business decisions of all time.
they were just like "hey let's give out the news for free instead of $1/day" and everyone got so used to it that they fired like 80% of reporters


This wasn't early internet. They didn't set up the service until 2014 or so, and they just canceled it last year.

I has a sad :(
 
2022-12-07 12:15:55 AM  
Send him a Happy Incarceration card
 
TWX
2022-12-07 12:20:15 AM  

NakedApe: Send him a Happy Incarceration card


Was gonna say, I hope that the store sends him a greeting card every year on the anniversary of his conviction.
 
2022-12-07 12:21:40 AM  
this is not his first rodeo, i'll bet dollars to donuts. there is probably a lifetime of similar stupid in his dear diary.
 
2022-12-07 12:52:56 AM  

baronbloodbath: What did he get? A 1st Edition foil Charizard? An Unlimited Black Lotus? A mint Beta Time Walk?


Lol
No
It was for two unlimited Savannah lions and a Arabian nights jezum djinn.

Ok, kind kinda see that ;)
 
2022-12-07 12:55:37 AM  
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2022-12-07 12:57:54 AM  
As an aside, as no one used the icy manipulator?
 
2022-12-07 7:56:32 AM  
Amateur! I stole over 100 gift cards from Dollar General and they didn't even bat an eye!

/merry christmas, here's your Ulta card!
 
2022-12-07 8:59:36 AM  

GutFunk: baronbloodbath: What did he get? A 1st Edition foil Charizard? An Unlimited Black Lotus? A mint Beta Time Walk?

Probably just a box of fallen empires judging from the mug shot.


That set was soooo bad and then they out homelands my god xD
 
2022-12-07 10:01:25 AM  
40 years? If he were white he would've gotten a handshake from the governor and a high five from the sheriff. 

/Stupid ass racist cops are stupid man
 
2022-12-07 11:37:39 AM  

Cthulhu Theory: 40 years? If he were white he would've gotten a handshake from the governor and a high five from the sheriff. 

/Stupid ass racist cops are stupid man


Found another racist.    Are all criminals black to you or something?   I can tell you DRTFA ;)
 
2022-12-07 11:42:15 AM  

robxiii: Cthulhu Theory: 40 years? If he were white he would've gotten a handshake from the governor and a high five from the sheriff. 

/Stupid ass racist cops are stupid man

Found another racist.    Are all criminals black to you or something?   I can tell you DRTFA ;)


Bootlicker! Bootlicker!!! 
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2022-12-07 12:54:28 PM  

baronbloodbath: What did he get? A 1st Edition foil Charizard? An Unlimited Black Lotus? A mint Beta Time Walk?


He got shiat, but he did it with a gun, as a felon, for like the 10th time since the 1990s.  So yeah, that's a forever-jailin'.
 
2022-12-07 8:53:44 PM  
That seems very excessive.
 
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