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(WCVB Boston)   Patriots want some guy to be man of the year   (wcvb.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, New England Patriots, Super Bowl, Gillette Stadium, defensive end Lawrence Guy Sr., Super Bowl XX, American football, Monday night, National Football League  
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457 clicks; posted to Sports » on 06 Dec 2022 at 10:25 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-06 10:56:23 PM  
It couldn't happen to a nicer Guy.
 
2022-12-06 11:08:00 PM  
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Man or Muppet of the Year?
 
2022-12-06 11:19:52 PM  
he's not your buddy, guy.
 
2022-12-06 11:35:11 PM  
Zaphod's just zis Guy, you know?
 
2022-12-06 11:58:04 PM  
This seems pretty local even for Fark.
/welcome to fark
 
2022-12-07 12:07:04 AM  
Some Guy? I'm pretty sure I've been to his website.
 
2022-12-07 9:12:09 AM  
His blog sucks!
 
2022-12-07 9:52:00 AM  
Oh, wow. Maybe next Fark will give us an article on who got employee of the month at the Stop and Shop in Lynn.
 
2022-12-07 10:05:33 AM  

farkregurgitator: Oh, wow. Maybe next Fark will give us an article on who got employee of the month at the Stop and Shop in Lynn.


Well it was Davíd, the third shift stock associate.  He had 100% attendance, took on a few extra shifts when Marcie went on maternity leave,  and jumped on a register when Doreen slipped on a grape.  He also co-created the produce recycling program, which is essentially using rotten produce outside as a projectile to get the junkies away from the employees' catalytic converters.
 
2022-12-08 8:47:35 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: farkregurgitator: Oh, wow. Maybe next Fark will give us an article on who got employee of the month at the Stop and Shop in Lynn.

Well it was Davíd, the third shift stock associate.  He had 100% attendance, took on a few extra shifts when Marcie went on maternity leave,  and jumped on a register when Doreen slipped on a grape.  He also co-created the produce recycling program, which is essentially using rotten produce outside as a projectile to get the junkies away from the employees' catalytic converters.


Market Basket has been scouting David for a couple of months now. They've got an offer out to him as the grocery store world holds its collective breath as David makes his choice.
 
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