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(The Smoking Gun)   Vacationing Chicago Cop transforms into Florida Man   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, English-language films, Police, Crime, Henry Capouch, Chicago Police Department, Police brutality, ice machine, Security  
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4107 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Dec 2022 at 10:45 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-06 5:54:53 PM  
This is one of my worst fears staying in hotels, not surprised it's a cop that brings this fear to life for me.
 
2022-12-06 6:25:25 PM  
At least it wasn't a sunroof. 
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2022-12-06 6:33:19 PM  
I thought ice machines in Florida were their version of urinals, because, you know....Florida.  They're not?
 
2022-12-06 9:16:08 PM  
I have a sneaking suspicion that this guy disregarded the rights and interests of other people long before he arrived in Florida.
 
2022-12-06 10:50:12 PM  
You send an idiot to the White House, we piss in your ice machine.  It's the Chicago way.
 
2022-12-06 10:52:09 PM  
NO ICE
 
2022-12-06 10:52:22 PM  
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The original was a lot more entertaining.
 
2022-12-06 10:54:02 PM  

Archie Goodwin: [thatmomentin.com image 559x368]
The original was a lot more entertaining.


wtf, yoked billy crystal?!
 
2022-12-06 10:58:27 PM  
Old school pisser here
 
2022-12-06 10:58:42 PM  
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2022-12-06 11:00:27 PM  

johnny queso: Archie Goodwin: [thatmomentin.com image 559x368]
The original was a lot more entertaining.

wtf, yoked billy crystal?!


Running Scared. It was alright but there are better options for obscure 80s buddy cop flicks.
 
2022-12-06 11:03:44 PM  
Sometimes...you've just got to urinate into an ice machine.

/ Some bars legitimately have you urinate into ice in their bathrooms
 
2022-12-06 11:04:46 PM  

Lambskincoat: This is one of my worst fears staying in hotels, not surprised it's a cop that brings this fear to life for me.


Putting your dick in a tub of ice? It seems this would be an easy situation to avoid.
 
2022-12-06 11:11:10 PM  
He's kinda hot, was the ice machine into it?
 
2022-12-06 11:13:01 PM  

shinji3i: johnny queso: Archie Goodwin: [thatmomentin.com image 559x368]
The original was a lot more entertaining.

wtf, yoked billy crystal?!

Running Scared. It was alright but there are better options for obscure 80s buddy cop flicks.


1986 if the wayback machine is right. It's got a few good lines in it but it isn't great, I'll admit. But it was the first film I could think of with Chicago cops in Florida.
 
2022-12-06 11:23:38 PM  
it's sad this is not going to be the red flag that gets him mental health assistance. and they let this guy walk around with a belt full of weapons and restraints.
 
2022-12-06 11:29:12 PM  
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2022-12-06 11:29:33 PM  
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2022-12-06 11:35:36 PM  
A cop? I am the opposite of shocked.
 
2022-12-06 11:51:24 PM  

Jeebus Saves: You send an idiot to the White House, we piss in your ice machine.  It's the Chicago way.


Well yea, sort of.  Have you ever been the Wrigley?  The urinal is just a trough full of ice.
 
2022-12-06 11:53:24 PM  
Whatever happened to professional courtesy? Someone's gonna catch some shiat at role call on Monday.
 
2022-12-07 12:00:00 AM  

Archie Goodwin: shinji3i: johnny queso: Archie Goodwin: [thatmomentin.com image 559x368]
The original was a lot more entertaining.

wtf, yoked billy crystal?!

Running Scared. It was alright but there are better options for obscure 80s buddy cop flicks.

1986 if the wayback machine is right. It's got a few good lines in it but it isn't great, I'll admit. But it was the first film I could think of with Chicago cops in Florida.


Not a good movie but a top notch obscure reference, even for fark

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2022-12-07 12:13:49 AM  

RogermcAllen: Jeebus Saves: You send an idiot to the White House, we piss in your ice machine.  It's the Chicago way.

Well yea, sort of.  Have you ever been the Wrigley?  The urinal is just a trough full of ice.


They haven't put ice in the trough since 84.  You drink it warm.
 
2022-12-07 12:15:22 AM  
The margaritas didn't taste like the ones in Chicago, he was helping.
 
2022-12-07 12:37:56 AM  
The ice machine was resisting. It was that or shoot it.
 
2022-12-07 1:30:05 AM  
That's f*cking stupid. If he's an illegal ICE will fark him over.

/I've peed in a few odd places

//probably the worse was on the side of a Post Office with a couple buddies

///hey when you gotta send it you send it
 
2022-12-07 1:35:50 AM  

powhound: That's f*cking stupid. If he's an illegal ICE will fark him over.

/I've peed in a few odd places

//probably the worse was on the side of a Post Office with a couple buddies

///hey when you gotta send it you send it


Pfft. Buddies and I rescued a wheelchair from a dumpster behind a bar, after last call, just as a cop car was patrolling the alley.
/yes cop let us go
//yes we were all extremely white in the North-Midwest.
 
2022-12-07 3:14:39 AM  
If only he was from Detroit and had gone to Cali instead. Bogomil would have let him off.
 
2022-12-07 3:24:20 AM  

DarksideHalo: powhound: That's f*cking stupid. If he's an illegal ICE will fark him over.

/I've peed in a few odd places

//probably the worse was on the side of a Post Office with a couple buddies

///hey when you gotta send it you send it

Pfft. Buddies and I rescued a wheelchair from a dumpster behind a bar, after last call, just as a cop car was patrolling the alley.
/yes cop let us go
//yes we were all extremely white in the North-Midwest.


Golden shower thread. Did you pee in the dumpster, on the wheelchair, or on the cop?
 
2022-12-07 3:26:40 AM  
Side story. Was walking with buddies on a naval base in Japan when one of them unzipped and commenced peeing while casually walking along. Dude is lucky he didn't end up in the brig.
 
2022-12-07 3:29:47 AM  

powhound: Side story. Was walking with buddies on a naval base in Japan when one of them unzipped and commenced peeing while casually walking along. Dude is lucky he didn't end up in the brig.


What is it with military types and swinging their dicks around?
No wonder there's a porn sun-category for that...
 
2022-12-07 3:53:06 AM  

DarksideHalo: powhound: Side story. Was walking with buddies on a naval base in Japan when one of them unzipped and commenced peeing while casually walking along. Dude is lucky he didn't end up in the brig.

What is it with military types and swinging their dicks around?
No wonder there's a porn sun-category for that...


Yeah it was weird. But when I was dating Mrs. Pow, also Navy, we were out hiking (in Japan again) and she had to go. Dropped trow and watered the local grass. It was a secluded area so not like the shipmate I mentioned earlier.

I guess I'm not helping the stereotype hahaha.
 
2022-12-07 4:19:22 AM  
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2022-12-07 6:45:42 AM  
You know, Florida would be a much nicer place if Bugs Bunny really did set it afloat back in the day.

/I grew up in the NY - NJ side of Florida: the east coast. I avoid the west coast. It's all mid-westerners, mostly Chi CAAA goo and some Wis CONN sun. You know, the kind of people who think pissing in the punch-bowl is great fun.
 
2022-12-07 7:04:18 AM  

H31N0US: You know, Florida would be a much nicer place if Bugs Bunny really did set it afloat back in the day.

/I grew up in the NY - NJ side of Florida: the east coast. I avoid the west coast. It's all mid-westerners, mostly Chi CAAA goo and some Wis CONN sun. You know, the kind of people who think pissing in the punch-bowl is great fun.


Jokes on them. Everyone knows a turd in the punch bowl is funnier.
 
2022-12-07 7:28:48 AM  
Poor little fella. Imagine that you're all drunk and having fun melting ice with your hot piss and some guys start yelling at you, chase you off and then you get arrested, your mugshot is on the internet, you lose your job and probably your girlfriend.

Sucks to be you, asshole. What you did was disgusting.
 
2022-12-07 8:47:18 AM  
Normally I'd have a lot of respect for a cop pissing on ICE.
 
2022-12-07 11:40:32 AM  

fnordfocus: Whatever happened to professional courtesy? Someone's gonna catch some shiat at role call on Monday.


They probably were doing just that when he decided to get all punchy with them.

Professional courtesy or not, that crap goes out the window once hands start flying.
 
2022-12-07 12:42:06 PM  
Where was Darlene Flugel when this took place?
 
2022-12-07 2:50:50 PM  
None of which will effect his employment.
 
2022-12-07 3:48:31 PM  
But.  But it's small because of shrinkage.


SHRINKAGE!!!!!!
 
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