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(ABC7 Los Angeles)   Proves there is no try?   (abc7.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, New York, Rochester, New York, Automobile, 18-year-old man, Upstate New York, upstate New York, Syracuse, New York, gas station  
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3343 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Dec 2022 at 12:17 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-06 9:49:39 PM  
DA should put expert witness stunt drivers on the stand to explain while they don't see the video evidence of the 100 practice attempts he must have made, that was a deliberately executed shot, and no way in Hell was it an accident.
 
2022-12-07 12:20:29 AM  
Hey, he successfully performed a burnout - what's the problem here?
 
2022-12-07 12:23:46 AM  
Terrific.
 
2022-12-07 12:24:31 AM  
Master Yoda - Do or do not, there is no try.
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2022-12-07 12:28:39 AM  
That'll throw off Sgt. Cross.
 
2022-12-07 12:28:53 AM  
Shouldn't a real burnout stay at home on the couch, lacking the motivation to go crash into gas pumps or get a job or bother with proper hygiene?
 
2022-12-07 12:31:10 AM  
You're supposed to do a burn out not a burn up.
 
2022-12-07 12:33:46 AM  
Did not, mmm? Yes.
 
2022-12-07 12:45:27 AM  
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2022-12-07 12:46:15 AM  

vudukungfu: DA should put expert witness stunt drivers on the stand to explain while they don't see the video evidence of the 100 practice attempts he must have made, that was a deliberately executed shot, and no way in Hell was it an accident.


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2022-12-07 1:18:04 AM  
Hasn't this already gone to trial?

The defense is wrong
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2022-12-07 1:34:55 AM  
Yoda definitely doesn't lurk /r/therewasanattempt
 
2022-12-07 1:35:44 AM  
Headline should have been, "Man tries burnout, succeeds"
 
2022-12-07 1:53:50 AM  

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Most modern cameras have day & night modes. The color mode isnt worth a damn at night, so it switches to b&w when its dark out.
It'll switch back to color if the scene gets better lighting, like if someone started a large fire.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2022-12-07 2:20:15 AM  
I would leave the scene too, there was a freaking gas pump on fire!
 
2022-12-07 3:27:57 AM  

433: I would leave the scene too, there was a freaking gas pump on fire!


And miss an opportunity to get TikTok views? Hold on, just lemme turn this camera to vertical perspective.
 
2022-12-07 5:42:55 AM  
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2022-12-07 6:16:00 AM  
just proves you kids cant drive!
 
2022-12-07 6:23:10 AM  
It was worth it for all the dropped panties his macho muscle car moves inspired, 'cause chicks dig fast cars and reckless driving stunts.

/in his mind.
 
2022-12-07 7:24:57 AM  
 I did a LOT of street racing in my youth. So I can't understand how all these crash videos happen if all you have to do when things start to go bad is let off the gas/ pop it in neutral/ turn off the car.  Perhaps they were taught to drive by Wile E. Coyote.
 
2022-12-07 7:48:55 AM  
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2022-12-07 8:02:21 AM  
To the surprise of police, no Mustangs were involved
 
2022-12-07 8:09:31 AM  

Prof. Frink: 433: I would leave the scene too, there was a freaking gas pump on fire!

And miss an opportunity to get TikTok views? Hold on, just lemme turn this camera to vertical perspective.


Cool guys don't look back at explosions. That's because they're very cool, and explosions are very hot. They come from different worlds.
 
2022-12-07 9:02:55 AM  
This is my new town, folks.

Jeebus Frist, I gotta get my daughter the Hells outta this mess.
 
2022-12-07 10:53:42 AM  

Petite Mel: It was worth it for all the dropped panties his macho muscle car moves inspired, 'cause chicks dig fast cars and reckless driving stunts.

/in his mind.


Yeah, guys are stupid when it comes to "chicks". (I have first-hand experience being stupid around women)
Two days ago, a kid in my youngest son's class decided to snap chat a bunch of gun pix to some girls telling them that he was bringing them to school the next day. 
Yeah... unsure what kind of punishment he is getting, but the girls were not impressed, and the police met the kid when he stepped onto the campus.
 
2022-12-07 11:15:31 AM  
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2022-12-07 2:07:15 PM  

chewd: Autoerotic Defenestration: [Fark user image 614x500]

Most modern cameras have day & night modes. The color mode isnt worth a damn at night, so it switches to b&w when its dark out.
It'll switch back to color if the scene gets better lighting, like if someone started a large fire.


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2022-12-07 3:51:53 PM  

Petite Mel: It was worth it for all the dropped panties his macho muscle car moves inspired, '


Huh? Celery is the most prevalent cause of dropped panties.

/cue art frahm
 
2022-12-07 6:02:41 PM  
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