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(WJAC TV Johnstown)   Cops responding to shots fired call notice high profile vehicle attempting low orbit takeoff, give brief chase, but 0 points as he failed to stick the landing   (wjactv.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Boalsburg man, State College, Pennsylvania, Police, brief DUI chase, wall, trailer  
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4096 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Dec 2022 at 2:50 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-06 2:39:37 PM  
Is this the wall?
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2022-12-06 2:53:17 PM  
That's awesome.
 
2022-12-06 2:53:46 PM  
Authorities say the chase only lasted approximately 30 seconds as the driver failed to negotiate a turn, "jumped" a rock wall and a row of trees, and landed on top of a two-axle trailer in an individual's yard.

Article COMPLETELY fails without a picture of this car. Video would be spectacular, but I want to see this car on that trailer, dammit!
 
2022-12-06 2:55:54 PM  
Authorities say officers seized two weapons from Matis' possession, including a 9 mm handgun and a 16-gauge shotgun.  Police noted in the complaint that Matis "nearly struck" multiple police vehicles when he began to flee and officers say that he smelled strongly of alcohol.

and

He faces several charges including discharging a firearm into an occupied structure, reckless endangerment, DUI, and fleeing/eluding police, as well as multiple traffic violations.


but

Matis is being held at the Centre County Prison on $43,000 bail, court dockets show.

That don't seem right.
 
2022-12-06 2:57:24 PM  

BFletch651: Authorities say officers seized two weapons from Matis' possession, including a 9 mm handgun and a 16-gauge shotgun.  Police noted in the complaint that Matis "nearly struck" multiple police vehicles when he began to flee and officers say that he smelled strongly of alcohol.

and

He faces several charges including discharging a firearm into an occupied structure, reckless endangerment, DUI, and fleeing/eluding police, as well as multiple traffic violations.

but

Matis is being held at the Centre County Prison on $43,000 bail, court dockets show.

That don't seem right.


Seems all white to me.
 
2022-12-06 3:08:51 PM  
Police noted in the complaint that Matis "nearly struck" multiple police vehicles when he began to flee

Police speak for "he was 50 yards away from my patrol vehicle"
 
2022-12-06 3:14:18 PM  
Police say the driver was identified as 23-year-old Stephen Matis.

I didn't know he was so young when he started Pearls Before Swine.
 
2022-12-06 3:17:56 PM  

abhorrent1: Police noted in the complaint that Matis "nearly struck" multiple police vehicles when he began to flee

Police speak for "he was 50 yards away from my patrol vehicle"


He glanced in their general direction.
 
2022-12-06 3:19:22 PM  
unimpressed

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2022-12-06 3:20:41 PM  
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2022-12-06 3:22:51 PM  
Just a freedom loving responsible gun owner.
 
2022-12-06 3:29:55 PM  

BFletch651: Authorities say officers seized two weapons from Matis' possession, including a 9 mm handgun and a 16-gauge shotgun.  Police noted in the complaint that Matis "nearly struck" multiple police vehicles when he began to flee and officers say that he smelled strongly of alcohol.

and

He faces several charges including discharging a firearm into an occupied structure, reckless endangerment, DUI, and fleeing/eluding police, as well as multiple traffic violations.

but

Matis is being held at the Centre County Prison on $43,000 bail, court dockets show.

That don't seem right.


$43K might not seem much to you or me, but this is central Pennsylvania.   They canceled a Fourth of July parade near there because someone dropped a quarter and everyone stopped what they were doing to look for it.

/that trailer that got hit was probably worth ones of dollars
 
2022-12-06 3:54:23 PM  

Mikey1969: Authorities say the chase only lasted approximately 30 seconds as the driver failed to negotiate a turn, "jumped" a rock wall and a row of trees, and landed on top of a two-axle trailer in an individual's yard.

Article COMPLETELY fails without a picture of this car. Video would be spectacular, but I want to see this car on that trailer, dammit!


It's a Ford. Being on a trailer, or tow truck, is its natural state.
 
2022-12-06 4:04:33 PM  

Hey Nurse!: Mikey1969: Authorities say the chase only lasted approximately 30 seconds as the driver failed to negotiate a turn, "jumped" a rock wall and a row of trees, and landed on top of a two-axle trailer in an individual's yard.

Article COMPLETELY fails without a picture of this car. Video would be spectacular, but I want to see this car on that trailer, dammit!

It's a Ford. Being on a trailer, or tow truck, is its natural state.


Found On Rig Dead?
 
2022-12-06 4:26:15 PM  
Oh c'monnnn TFA has 0 pics of the 'stang, the jumped wall, or the crashed into trailer. Son I am disappoint.

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2022-12-06 4:32:11 PM  
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2022-12-06 4:37:15 PM  

Fabric_Man: BFletch651: Authorities say officers seized two weapons from Matis' possession, including a 9 mm handgun and a 16-gauge shotgun.  Police noted in the complaint that Matis "nearly struck" multiple police vehicles when he began to flee and officers say that he smelled strongly of alcohol.

and

He faces several charges including discharging a firearm into an occupied structure, reckless endangerment, DUI, and fleeing/eluding police, as well as multiple traffic violations.

but

Matis is being held at the Centre County Prison on $43,000 bail, court dockets show.

That don't seem right.

Seems all white to me.


Not only is he white but each of those charges have a bail $ amount tied to them. Unless they thought he was going to get out and do it again or split town not much they can do.
 
2022-12-06 4:56:35 PM  
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2022-12-06 5:19:56 PM  

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I hope the pavement is ok
 
2022-12-06 9:42:22 PM  
Gotta hit the Turbo Boost first

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