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(Twitter)   "I don't care how messy your accounting is - you're definitely going to notice if you find an extra $8B .Even the most gullible person should not believe Sam's claim that this was an accounting error.It's stolen customer money, plain and simple"   (twitter.com) divider line
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2022-12-06 9:55:20 AM  
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2022-12-06 1:38:26 PM  
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2022-12-06 1:50:56 PM  
Whilst this is 100% accurate, I'm trying to figure out if I should laugh that this is coming from the CEO of Coinbase.
 
2022-12-06 2:42:04 PM  

Ivo Shandor: [Fark user image 425x265]


What is this? An org chart for ants?
 
2022-12-06 3:12:44 PM  

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2022-12-06 3:13:51 PM  
Co-founder & CEO at
@Coinbase

. Creating more economic freedom in the world.

Economic freedom?  You're a middle-man.  You're a brokerage, but for crypto.  You perform financial transactions and skim fees.

I'm funging your token.
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Consider it funged.
 
2022-12-06 3:19:34 PM  
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Somebody notices sooner or later.
 
2022-12-06 3:24:51 PM  
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2022-12-06 3:26:10 PM  

common sense is an oxymoron: Ivo Shandor: [Fark user image 425x265]

What is this? An org chart for ants?


You're not supposed to look too closely. That's the point of all of those shell companies. But if you insist - link.
 
2022-12-06 3:26:48 PM  

common sense is an oxymoron: Ivo Shandor: [Fark user image 425x265]

What is this? An org chart for ants?


Org chart for people with cataracts.
 
2022-12-06 3:30:12 PM  
WHO?
 
2022-12-06 3:38:23 PM  
Say what you want about these crypto guys but they are making unregulated forex brokers look reputable and that's not an easy task.
 
2022-12-06 3:39:07 PM  
Why would you "notice" an extra $8B when your entire "product" is derivatives of openly fictitious "products" of other openly fictitious "products"? What is there to "notice"?
 
2022-12-06 4:06:18 PM  

Ivo Shandor: [Fark user image 425x265]


Where do the slurp apes go?
 
2022-12-06 4:11:22 PM  

Glockenspiel Hero: Ivo Shandor: [Fark user image 425x265]

Where do the slurp apes go?


Right next to the ennui simians and the nihilism orangutans.
 
2022-12-06 4:33:05 PM  

Glockenspiel Hero: Ivo Shandor: [Fark user image 425x265]

Where do the slurp apes go?


Not sure what they were meant for in the first place, but they're supposed to die off in the upcoming cyberwinter.
 
2022-12-06 4:49:21 PM  
How's the irs fit into all of this?
 
2022-12-06 4:57:10 PM  

vudukungfu: How's the irs fit into all of this?


Underfunded and kept at bay by Republicans and the wealthy.
 
2022-12-06 5:02:28 PM  
Someone should tell that to the DoD....or the FED with their trillion-dollar shortfalls.  Makes SBF look like a rank amateur.
 
2022-12-06 5:09:59 PM  
So doing a piss poor job copying and pasting a tweet directly into the headline field gets a greenlight? Classy.
 
2022-12-06 8:48:46 PM  

Ivo Shandor: [Fark user image 425x265]


Looks like a normal-ish org chart to me
 
2022-12-06 9:31:12 PM  

Russ1642: Ivo Shandor: [Fark user image 425x265]

Looks like a normal-ish org chart to me


Indeed it is, but most people have very little experience with org charts.  It probably looks complicated to them.
 
2022-12-06 9:42:41 PM  

Ivo Shandor: common sense is an oxymoron: Ivo Shandor: [Fark user image 425x265]

What is this? An org chart for ants?

You're not supposed to look too closely. That's the point of all of those shell companies. But if you insist - link.


I've met a couple people like this - they set up a ton of companies to do a million different things... then it turns out they can't execute on any of their ideas and/or they were full of shiat and the whole thing folds.

/At least a quarter of the companies on that chart look like they are just foreign subsidiaries in various tax havens + Hong Kong.
 
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