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<script>
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</script>
<script>
     $(function() {
        process_lazy_load();
    });
</script>
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<img src="https://img.fark.net/imagesnoc/trans.gif?usertype=Lurker" width="16" height="1" alt="">
</noscript>   <script src="/js/plugins/footer-ad.js?adx"></script>         <br><br><br>
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        <div class="modal_header">
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        <div class="modal_content"></div>
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    <script>
        // Instantiate new modal
        fark.modal = new Custombox.modal({
            content: {
                effect: 'fadein',
                target: '#modal',
                onClose: function() {
                    // clear classes when closing
                    document.getElementById("modal").className = ''; 
                }
            }
        });

        function processGTEventListener(event) {
            // process any googletag stuff we need for specific ads
            if (event.slot.getSlotElementId() == "stickyAd300x250" && event.advertiserId === 4920996698) {
                // right sticky video ad
                document.querySelector("#stickyAd300x250 iframe").setAttribute("height",175);
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<script>
    googletag.cmd.push(function() {
        googletag.pubads().addEventListener('slotOnload', function(event) {
            fark.sl = true;
            var adContainer = $("#"+event.slot.getSlotElementId());
            adContainer.parent().addClass('advis');
            if (event.slot.getSlotElementId() == "stickyAd300x250") {
                // turn this back on if we switch back to the X close from the "Close Ad" link text 
                // which we can do if we stop allowing the 336x280 size and only allow 300x250
                // document.getElementById("closeVid").style.display = 'block';
                document.getElementById("stickyAd300x250-closeAdLink").style.display = 'block';
            }
        });
    });
    console.log(0);
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<script>
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    fark.page.adSlots.forEach(slot => {
         if (slot.id != 'intelli-1') {
            as.push(document.getElementById(slot.id));
        }
    });

    googletag.cmd.push(function() {
        googletag.pubads().setTargeting("io_vp", fark.page.io_vp);
    });

    var observer = new IntersectionObserver(handleIntersection, { rootMargin: fark.page.io_vp + '%' });

    function handleIntersection(entries) {
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                observer.unobserve(entry.target);
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    }

    // push this on the googletag.cmd queue so that fark.globals.adUnitsDict is populated before we get here
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        as.forEach((slot) => {
            if (slot) {
                observer.observe(slot);
                // slot.style.border = '1px solid red';
            }
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    });

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