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(Mirror.co.uk)   Boris Becker to be released just 8 months into his 2-1/2 year sentence for multi-million-pound bankruptcy fraud and deported to Germany. Sounds about white   (mirror.co.uk) divider line
    More: Asinine, Prison, Crime, Boris Becker, United Kingdom, Becker's former spokesman, Sentence, Tennis, Home Office spokesman  
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445 clicks; posted to Sports » on 06 Dec 2022 at 10:20 AM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-06 9:43:17 AM  
European courts don't lock em up and throw away the key like they do across the pond.
 
2022-12-06 11:49:20 AM  
He farking pissed away $38m in winnings and god knows how much more endorsements and punditry fees, that is some next farking level mismanagement.
 
2022-12-06 11:49:39 AM  

Pinnacle Point: European courts don't lock em up and throw away the key like they do across the pond.


HAHAHAHAHAHAH you think white collar crime gets dealt with in the states
 
2022-12-06 11:52:02 AM  

Concrete Donkey: Pinnacle Point: European courts don't lock em up and throw away the key like they do across the pond.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH you think white collar crime gets dealt with in the states


locked up in a country club
 
2022-12-06 11:53:53 AM  

Concrete Donkey: Pinnacle Point: European courts don't lock em up and throw away the key like they do across the pond.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH you think white collar crime gets dealt with in the states


Touche mon ami.
 
2022-12-06 11:54:07 AM  

Concrete Donkey: Pinnacle Point: European courts don't lock em up and throw away the key like they do across the pond.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH you think white collar crime gets dealt with in the states


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2022-12-06 12:23:12 PM  
Why do I think Boris Becker is a funny name?
 
2022-12-06 12:40:14 PM  
I guess his wife is going to have to stop boning that fat ugly guy now. Or not.
 
2022-12-06 12:58:54 PM  

kdawg7736: Why do I think Boris Becker is a funny name?


Rhymes with Pecker.
 
2022-12-06 1:02:01 PM  
I am fundamentally against jailing non violent offenders. His life is farked, and he'll be constantly watched by the state I would assume. big ol who cares from me.
 
2022-12-06 1:11:38 PM  

deanis: I am fundamentally against jailing non violent offenders. His life is farked, and he'll be constantly watched by the state I would assume. big ol who cares from me.


Ummmmmmm.....you realize how easy it would be to turn you into a wreck of a human being with some very simple non violent means?
 
2022-12-06 2:08:58 PM  

Concrete Donkey: deanis: I am fundamentally against jailing non violent offenders. His life is farked, and he'll be constantly watched by the state I would assume. big ol who cares from me.

Ummmmmmm.....you realize how easy it would be to turn you into a wreck of a human being with some very simple non violent means?


Sure? That doesn't mean no legal recourse. Just don't jail everyone who commits non violent crimes.
 
2022-12-06 2:28:01 PM  

deadsanta: He farking pissed away $38m in winnings and god knows how much more endorsements and punditry fees, that is some next farking level mismanagement.


Sports stars don't always choose money managers who look out for their best interests.  Also they are also pressured by friends to invest in their businesses which are not always well managed.
 
2022-12-06 2:51:04 PM  
You know who else in Germany only spent nine months in prison of a five year sentence?
 
2022-12-06 2:53:04 PM  

deanis: Concrete Donkey: deanis: I am fundamentally against jailing non violent offenders. His life is farked, and he'll be constantly watched by the state I would assume. big ol who cares from me.

Ummmmmmm.....you realize how easy it would be to turn you into a wreck of a human being with some very simple non violent means?

Sure? That doesn't mean no legal recourse. Just don't jail everyone who commits non violent crimes.


Sorry but no.  Some dude steals the life savings of thousands of people, ruins their finances and he just walks? No, that guy is more of a menace than any gang member.
 
2022-12-06 3:07:59 PM  

Flappyhead: deanis: Concrete Donkey: deanis: I am fundamentally against jailing non violent offenders. His life is farked, and he'll be constantly watched by the state I would assume. big ol who cares from me.

Ummmmmmm.....you realize how easy it would be to turn you into a wreck of a human being with some very simple non violent means?

Sure? That doesn't mean no legal recourse. Just don't jail everyone who commits non violent crimes.

Sorry but no.  Some dude steals the life savings of thousands of people, ruins their finances and he just walks? No, that guy is more of a menace than any gang member.


Then they should face similar, financial/social, consequences. Why burden taxpayers with a pointless jail sentence. He won't be rehabbed. Nothing will change what he did. I would argue stripping these kinds of criminals of their wealth is worse than a prison sentence (which they barely serve anyways). Pay reparations until you die, and maybe become a good person along the way.
 
2022-12-06 3:09:31 PM  

Ishkur: You know who else in Germany only spent nine months in prison of a five year sentence?


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I know! I know!

He was also a great architect AND invented the microphone!
 
2022-12-06 4:42:01 PM  

Pinnacle Point: European courts don't lock em up and throw away the key like they do across the pond.


Having to spend 8 months among chuds who use phrases like "across the pond" is punishment enough.
 
2022-12-06 6:10:40 PM  
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Video of his transfer
 
2022-12-07 1:32:16 AM  

Muta: deadsanta: He farking pissed away $38m in winnings and god knows how much more endorsements and punditry fees, that is some next farking level mismanagement.

Sports stars don't always choose money managers who look out for their best interests.  Also they are also pressured by friends to invest in their businesses which are not always well managed.


It doesn't help when you have an unprotected  quickie with a waitress in a restaurant broom closet and have to pay child support for the resultant offspring.
 
2022-12-07 8:35:21 AM  

JolobinSmokin: [images.gawker.com image 800x453]

Video of his transfer


Well that's weird and disturbing.
 
2022-12-07 12:49:12 PM  

browneye: JolobinSmokin: [images.gawker.com image 800x453]

Video of his transfer

Well that's weird and disturbing.


Watch the doc Seven days of hell for reference.

You will not be disappointed.
 
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