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2022-12-06 7:32:12 AM  
Yes, John Bolton, the Savior of All Possible Worlds...because John Bolton has the charisma and the drive to lead, which is why he's never done any of that before, but instead served as an advisor and observer behind the scenes for his entire career. He was just holding it in reserve, for when the nation and the world needed him most.

Jeebus Frist, people. Enough with living out your fantasy life. Enough with assuaging the inadequacies brought on by choices in the past. Just do the right damn thing, and speak the truth.

John Bolton couldn't lead a dust bunny to a dustpan. He can look at facts, and analyze them, and then twist them to suit an ideology that sees men like himself as the Keepers of the Flame, but...a leader he ain't.

Declaring to thwart Donnie is...well, it might split the vote by something infinitesimal, nudging it barely towards ANOTHER Fascist Wannabe that is less hamfisted, but anyone that John Bolton likes, is bad for the nation, and the world in general.

He has made a career as an apologist and consultant on how to ensure an American hegemony for the rich and powerful, and it's great that the recognizes the threat that Donnie and his mob represent, but anyone with two working brain cells and functioning synapses could tell that, and yet, he leapt to serve because HE thought he could turn a bloviating conman into a useful tool. That should tell you how much we should trust John Bolton's judgement, by itself. His previous policies and decisions should do so as well, but the mere fact that a diplomat, an insider to the halls of power to give a measure of intellectual cover and justification for decisions already made and implemented, couldn't recognize this dog turd masquerading as a human being disqualifies him as anything remotely trustworthy.
 
2022-12-06 8:12:18 AM  
Yosemite Militia Sam
 
2022-12-06 8:18:13 AM  
Now that they see where the wind is blowing, all these jaggoffs who had their head up Trump's ass for the last seven or so years are going to make a half assed stab at turning on him.

Too little, too late.
 
2022-12-06 8:22:59 AM  
Yeah.  Me too.  I'm also launching a presidential campaign to stop Trump.  We should campaign together!
 
2022-12-06 8:25:03 AM  

Mugato: Now that they see where the wind is blowing, all these jaggoffs who had their head up Trump's ass for the last seven or so years are going to make a half assed stab at turning on him.

Too little, too late.


His book is good exposure of the evils in that WH, but the entire time, reading it just makes me want him to explain why he was complicit, if he was such a freaking hero. It's like he doesn't realize the book is also a testament to his own cowardice.
 
2022-12-06 8:26:04 AM  
I love a good clown show.
 
2022-12-06 8:28:10 AM  
Sitting on a corn flake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you've been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long

I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob
 
2022-12-06 8:28:25 AM  
The more of these assholes running for President to stop Trump, the better Trump's chances are of coming out ahead of the crowded pack.

This is good news...

... for Biden.
 
2022-12-06 8:28:52 AM  

hubiestubert: Yes, John Bolton, the Savior of All Possible Worlds...because John Bolton has the charisma and the drive to lead, which is why he's never done any of that before, but instead served as an advisor and observer behind the scenes for his entire career. He was just holding it in reserve, for when the nation and the world needed him most.

Jeebus Frist, people. Enough with living out your fantasy life. Enough with assuaging the inadequacies brought on by choices in the past. Just do the right damn thing, and speak the truth.

John Bolton couldn't lead a dust bunny to a dustpan. He can look at facts, and analyze them, and then twist them to suit an ideology that sees men like himself as the Keepers of the Flame, but...a leader he ain't.

Declaring to thwart Donnie is...well, it might split the vote by something infinitesimal, nudging it barely towards ANOTHER Fascist Wannabe that is less hamfisted, but anyone that John Bolton likes, is bad for the nation, and the world in general.

He has made a career as an apologist and consultant on how to ensure an American hegemony for the rich and powerful, and it's great that the recognizes the threat that Donnie and his mob represent, but anyone with two working brain cells and functioning synapses could tell that, and yet, he leapt to serve because HE thought he could turn a bloviating conman into a useful tool. That should tell you how much we should trust John Bolton's judgement, by itself. His previous policies and decisions should do so as well, but the mere fact that a diplomat, an insider to the halls of power to give a measure of intellectual cover and justification for decisions already made and implemented, couldn't recognize this dog turd masquerading as a human being disqualifies him as anything remotely trustworthy.


You underestimate the power of the 'stache. You will obey the 'stache. You will submit your to it. You have no choice in the matter. Come along willingly or be enthralled to its will.

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2022-12-06 8:29:16 AM  
"Former National Security Advisor John Bolton said Monday that he will consider running for president..."

Stopped reading there. TFG is merely childishly stupid, Bolton is an insane warmonger.
 
2022-12-06 8:31:22 AM  
If he's lucky, he might even get close to Martin O'Malley or Jim Webb numbers.

// who?
// exactly
 
2022-12-06 8:31:29 AM  

Mugato: Now that they see where the wind is blowing, all these jaggoffs who had their head up Trump's ass for the last seven or so years are going to make a half assed stab at turning on him.

Too little, too late.


Hey, give Ol' Walrus Stache some credit: he turned on TFG before it was fashionable. Coincidentally right when excerpts of his book were pushed out, but after both impeachment trials when it would have made any damn difference.

I bet Bolton and Pompeo and Pence will all go down early in the 2024 campaign. Bolton and Pompeo have all the greasy charm of a meatgrinder, while Pence fades into the background even while he's speaking.
 
2022-12-06 8:31:56 AM  

hubiestubert: He has made a career as an apologist and consultant on how to ensure an American hegemony for the rich and powerful, and it's great that the recognizes the threat that Donnie and his mob represent, but anyone with two working brain cells and functioning synapses could tell that, and yet, he leapt to serve because HE thought he could turn a bloviating conman into a useful tool. That should tell you how much we should trust John Bolton's judgement, by itself. His previous policies and decisions should do so as well, but the mere fact that a diplomat, an insider to the halls of power to give a measure of intellectual cover and justification for decisions already made and implemented, couldn't recognize this dog turd masquerading as a human being disqualifies him as anything remotely trustworthy.


Whenever someone tells me that they thought they could be some kind of rational soothsayer in Trump's WH:
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2022-12-06 8:32:58 AM  
Bolton and his moustache are still plotting to rule the world, inspired by the manifesto of Pinky and the Brain.
 
2022-12-06 8:33:00 AM  
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2022-12-06 8:36:28 AM  
Dear lord. The guy who has only sang one song for over 40 years feels like he is a recognizable brand?

I've been seeing him in the news forever. I couldn't name one position he has ever taken other than "invade Iran."
 
2022-12-06 8:37:30 AM  
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Go fark yourself with a rusty pitchfork dipped in acid, walrus face.
 
2022-12-06 8:40:29 AM  

Phaedrus the Vague: I bet Bolton and Pompeo and Pence will all go down early in the 2024 campaign. Bolton and Pompeo have all the greasy charm of a meatgrinder, while Pence fades into the background even while he's speaking.


Bolton and Pompeo on the campaing trial
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You Sir are a Horse Shit Artist
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2022-12-06 8:42:12 AM  
If there is a person on this earth who is thoroughly despised by the entire population of the United States, his name would be John Bolton.

He should run, he is the one person who can bring the entire country together. At least we can all agree on the fact that he is an asshole.
 
2022-12-06 8:42:42 AM  
There are currently no Republicans that want to be president. But they've all figured out there's a lot of money to be made in runningfor president. Bolton is just the latest.
 
2022-12-06 8:43:00 AM  

hissatsu: hubiestubert: Yes, John Bolton, the Savior of All Possible Worlds...because John Bolton has the charisma and the drive to lead, which is why he's never done any of that before, but instead served as an advisor and observer behind the scenes for his entire career. He was just holding it in reserve, for when the nation and the world needed him most.

Jeebus Frist, people. Enough with living out your fantasy life. Enough with assuaging the inadequacies brought on by choices in the past. Just do the right damn thing, and speak the truth.

John Bolton couldn't lead a dust bunny to a dustpan. He can look at facts, and analyze them, and then twist them to suit an ideology that sees men like himself as the Keepers of the Flame, but...a leader he ain't.

Declaring to thwart Donnie is...well, it might split the vote by something infinitesimal, nudging it barely towards ANOTHER Fascist Wannabe that is less hamfisted, but anyone that John Bolton likes, is bad for the nation, and the world in general.

He has made a career as an apologist and consultant on how to ensure an American hegemony for the rich and powerful, and it's great that the recognizes the threat that Donnie and his mob represent, but anyone with two working brain cells and functioning synapses could tell that, and yet, he leapt to serve because HE thought he could turn a bloviating conman into a useful tool. That should tell you how much we should trust John Bolton's judgement, by itself. His previous policies and decisions should do so as well, but the mere fact that a diplomat, an insider to the halls of power to give a measure of intellectual cover and justification for decisions already made and implemented, couldn't recognize this dog turd masquerading as a human being disqualifies him as anything remotely trustworthy.

You underestimate the power of the 'stache. You will obey the 'stache. You will submit your to it. You have no choice in the matter. Come along willingly or be enthralled to its will.

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2022-12-06 8:44:59 AM  
Campaign slogan "Mustache rides and you can too."
 
2022-12-06 8:45:11 AM  

Bennie Crabtree: Mugato: Now that they see where the wind is blowing, all these jaggoffs who had their head up Trump's ass for the last seven or so years are going to make a half assed stab at turning on him.

Too little, too late.

His book is good exposure of the evils in that WH, but the entire time, reading it just makes me want him to explain why he was complicit, if he was such a freaking hero. It's like he doesn't realize the book is also a testament to his own cowardice.


He stayed because he thought he could convince TFG** to go to an overt war with Iran. Killing Arabs* is all this guy knows and all he wants.

*Iranians are not Arabs but to the sentient mustache everyone with a squiggly worm language is an Arab
 
2022-12-06 8:48:18 AM  
Dr. Frankenstein thinks he's the only guy that can stop the monster he created.

Go figure.
 
2022-12-06 8:50:16 AM  
It's hard to believe that that guy speaks for the trees.
 
2022-12-06 8:51:21 AM  

Bennie Crabtree: It's like he doesn't realize the book is also a testament to his own cowardice.


There are a lot of "why didn't you come out with this when it was more relevant" books out there.
 
2022-12-06 8:53:52 AM  
Has there been a WH administration that began eating itself more than the Trump Whitehouse?
 
2022-12-06 8:54:11 AM  

RobotSpider: There are currently no Republicans that want to be president. But they've all figured out there's a lot of money to be made in runningfor president. Bolton is just the latest.


You're half right
There are a lot of grifters in the Republican Party but there are also a lot of wannabe dictators
 
2022-12-06 8:55:23 AM  

HighOnCraic: Sitting on a corn flake
Waiting for the van to come
Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
Man you've been a naughty boy
You let your face grow long

I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob


Yellow matter custard
 
2022-12-06 8:56:30 AM  

Mugato: Now that they see where the wind is blowing, all these jaggoffs who had their head up Trump's ass for the last seven or so years are going to make a half assed stab at turning on him.

Too little, too late.


On one hand, I'm glad to see that the winds of change are blowing, and that Trump will probably be a non starter in 2024.

Unfortunately the person who gets the nomination, likely DeSantis, won't be better. The Republican party has shown a rejection of Trump, but not the violent, racist, and increasingly openly fascistic movement he brought front and center.
 
2022-12-06 8:57:23 AM  
I'm sure that the 230 votes he'd get in a Presidential election will be enough for him to win.
 
2022-12-06 8:59:02 AM  

spongeboob: RobotSpider: There are currently no Republicans that want to be president. But they've all figured out there's a lot of money to be made in runningfor president. Bolton is just the latest.

You're half right
There are a lot of grifters in the Republican Party but there are also a lot of wannabe dictators


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2022-12-06 8:59:32 AM  

tuxmaska: Mugato: Now that they see where the wind is blowing, all these jaggoffs who had their head up Trump's ass for the last seven or so years are going to make a half assed stab at turning on him.

Too little, too late.

On one hand, I'm glad to see that the winds of change are blowing, and that Trump will probably be a non starter in 2024.

Unfortunately the person who gets the nomination, likely DeSantis, won't be better. The Republican party has shown a rejection of Trump, but not the violent, racist, and increasingly openly fascistic movement he brought front and center.


Exactly.  De Santis is all of the evil, with none of the incompetence.
 
2022-12-06 8:59:51 AM  
Lol, how soon after his inauguration would he start bombing Iran ?
 
2022-12-06 9:01:34 AM  
both the left and the right HATE this guy.

who does he imagine would vote for him ?
 
2022-12-06 9:01:59 AM  
Laughter OL.
 
2022-12-06 9:05:39 AM  
fark off
 
2022-12-06 9:11:33 AM  

UNC_Samurai: [i.imgur.com image 639x347]

Go fark yourself with a rusty pitchfork dipped in acid, walrus face.


What's his Fark handle? He'd fit right in the daily Ukraine threads.
 
2022-12-06 9:20:36 AM  
This article summons Bolton Grumpy Cat.

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2022-12-06 9:22:35 AM  

I dont want to be on this planet anymore: Lol, how soon after his inauguration would he start bombing Iran ?


He'd somehow work the attack order into his oath of office.
 
2022-12-06 9:25:05 AM  
"Imma get me some of that sweet, sweet presidential campaign rube grift money."
 
2022-12-06 9:43:12 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Yeah.  Me too.  I'm also launching a presidential campaign to stop Trump.  We should campaign together!


Greetings, fellow liberals!
 
2022-12-06 9:44:08 AM  

Vansthing: *Iranians are not Arabs but to the sentient mustache everyone with a squiggly worm language is an Arab


The same folks call almost every majority-Muslim country "the Middle East." The idea that Morocco, which is farther west than most of Europe, is in the Middle East is... not smart.

What they really mean in both cases is "Where the damn mooselimbs live."
 
2022-12-06 9:45:01 AM  
Aw, sweet! A warmongering diplomat who thinks nuke it til it's glass is a viable peace policy.
 
2022-12-06 9:52:52 AM  
You could power starships by combining his 'stache hairs with Tom Friedman's in the presence of dilithium.
 
2022-12-06 9:59:47 AM  
Piss off you chicken hawk shiat weasel
 
2022-12-06 10:04:32 AM  
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"Trump, or a man who wants to start a nuclear war with everyone and glass the planet?"

"Well?"

"I'm thinking it over!"
 
2022-12-06 10:14:25 AM  

spongeboob: You're half right
There are a lot of grifters in the Republican Party but there are also a lot of wannabe dictators


You're right, of course. I always forget about the wannabe dictators. That's where I put Mike Pence. He doesn't WANT to be a dictator. He just wants to bring everyone to Jesus, no matter the cost. He's sure that, once they've "found Jesus", they'll thank him for it.
 
2022-12-06 10:17:47 AM  
must be writing a book.

fark him forever
 
2022-12-06 10:21:49 AM  
when asked how he plans to win.
by crushing his head. 
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