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(Slate)   "My sexy bedtime routine has become too much, far too much. How do I stop doing it?"   (slate.com) divider line
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974 clicks; posted to Discussion » on 06 Dec 2022 at 6:05 AM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-05 11:15:56 PM  
Butt stuff.
 
2022-12-05 11:35:47 PM  
Take on a lover so you can blame them for your sex life being less than fantastic and experience the bonus thrill of cheating on the poor bastard. That's what your early 20s are all about, don't go being bitter about missing out on that later in life because people will get sick of hearing that broken record in a big damn hurry.
 
2022-12-05 11:40:30 PM  
Another victim of a Sex-is-Evil cult. I have dated several. It's an awful shame for those still trapped by their upbringing.
 
2022-12-06 12:08:54 AM  
TotalFark subscription. Works for us.
 
2022-12-06 3:26:39 AM  
You sound ugly/fat/republican, but hey, lube up and go for it, there are a *lot* of unwanted kittens, so do your bit.

Also, cut the shiat with those fantasies and get into actual porn. Give your imagination a break.

/And, use lube and get busy earlier. Sheesh!
 
2022-12-06 6:15:10 AM  
My clitoris sometimes feels irritated by it when I go so many days in a row.

Girl, your fun button sounds overworked. You need to treat your clitoris to a SPA DAY!
 
2022-12-06 6:32:34 AM  

Jesus McSordid: You sound ugly/fat/republican, but hey, lube up and go for it, there are a *lot* of unwanted kittens, so do your bit.

Also, cut the shiat with those fantasies and get into actual porn. Give your imagination a break.

/And, use lube and get busy earlier. Sheesh!


You said lube twice.
 
2022-12-06 6:37:54 AM  

felching pen: TotalFark subscription. Works for us.


Wait? So Fark *is* my personal erotica site? *sobs quietly*
 
2022-12-06 6:58:58 AM  
If she wants to stop doing it so much she should wear mittens to bed.
 
2022-12-06 7:00:41 AM  
Dear Penthouse,
 
2022-12-06 7:07:20 AM  
Username expert at work here:  skip the fingers, bypass the dildo, and forget the warming lubed ejaculating vibrating rotating thrusting rabbit vibrator.  Masturbation can be gratifying, but the post-nut clarity of your BDSM fantasies will make Jesus cry.

But if I know one thing about God, it's that making toddler backyard wrestling snuff films is a lullaby that will please Him and help you sleep - hands free.
 
2022-12-06 7:52:22 AM  
What's this about everything must be bigger and better with each event is starting to hurt?

Get out of the MBA mindset and just sleep.
 
2022-12-06 12:40:56 PM  

Unobtanium: felching pen: TotalFark subscription. Works for us.

Wait? So Fark *is* my personal erotica site? *sobs quietly*


Now I want a refund
 
2022-12-06 5:35:00 PM  
I'm afraid I'm going to need a lot more detail before I can offer any useful advice.
 
2022-12-06 9:46:33 PM  

Unobtanium: felching pen: TotalFark subscription. Works for us.

Wait? So Fark *is* my personal erotica site? *sobs quietly*


....

go on.
 
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