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(Daily Boulder)   Rudy, the man, the myth, the legend. Long live Rudy   (dailyboulder.com) divider line
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2022-12-06 2:15:50 AM  
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2022-12-06 2:16:28 AM  
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2022-12-06 2:22:25 AM  
You bastards need to leave poor old Rudy alone. He clearly doesn't know what he's doing.


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2022-12-06 2:23:20 AM  
When Giuliani denied having been responsible for the first draft, the disciplinary counsel confronted the former mayor with a transcript from a taped deposition in which he said the opposite.
 
2022-12-06 2:26:33 AM  
Getting any of these idiots under oath is basically a guaranteed perjury charge. They can't help but lie, it's a farking reflex.
 
2022-12-06 2:28:26 AM  
He definitely has mental health problems. He probably can't even repeat Person-Woman-Man-Camera-TV.
 
2022-12-06 2:35:14 AM  
I believe we have a screengrab of the proceedings.

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2022-12-06 2:35:31 AM  
Rudy has been the comic relief we've all needed these last few years to leaven all the horror.

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2022-12-06 2:40:58 AM  
Giuliani later blamed his responses on his experiences in the past few years.

"I believe that I've been persecuted for three or four years, including false charges brought against me by the federal government," Giuliani said, referring to the search warrant on his home on suspicion of illegal foreign lobbying, according to Law and Crime.


The "I've been criming so much that I can't remember which crime you're asking about" defense is rarely used by an actual lawyer, but this is Giuliani, so...

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2022-12-06 2:51:41 AM  
"I showed up with a small group of lawyers that I put together quickly," Giuliani said,

Nobody wants to hear your stoopid stories, Rudy Colludy -- just admit your crimes.

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2022-12-06 2:54:25 AM  
Rudy is a clown, and honestly I'm surprised he hasn't been made the scapegoat.
 
2022-12-06 2:55:38 AM  
For a long time I really wanted to believe all these people were in on the grift, but TFG exposed that most of them are just idiots. He didn't do it intentionally, he just turned out to be the biggest farking moron of them all. They're not shrewd - they're just dumb af and actually believe all of their own bullshiat, and that's what's scary
 
2022-12-06 3:00:49 AM  

LordJiro: Getting any of these idiots under oath is basically a guaranteed perjury charge. They can't help but lie, it's a farking reflex.


The only other option is to admit what they did.

And we all know that being conservative in America means never having to admit wrondoing, or say that you're sorry.

Because that would be a "partisan" attack. And they "love" their country, so they tell us...

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2022-12-06 3:06:23 AM  
"Think of how stupid Rudy Giuliani is, and realize half of all lawyers are stupider than that."

- Borge Marlin
 
2022-12-06 3:07:17 AM  
Did the Saudi's cause 9/11 or was itan inside job to be used as pretext to invade Iraq and Afghanistan?
 
2022-12-06 3:07:24 AM  
Perjury at your disciplanary hearing... that has to be bad, doesn;t it?
 
2022-12-06 3:12:13 AM  

BMulligan: Rudy has been the comic relief we've all needed these last few years to leaven all the horror.

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...until you remember these people were running the country, and half the country wants to put them back in, and then the horror deepens.
 
2022-12-06 3:13:52 AM  
"Your honor. I know my testimony today contradicts what I said in my deposision but I have had time to reflect since then and something occired to me. What I said in my deposition makes me a criminal. So I am saying the opposite today."
 
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2022-12-06 3:24:40 AM  
I mean, you really hate to see it.  Also...
 
2022-12-06 3:24:57 AM  
Do they have the men in black on standby in case his symbiote starts leaking again??
 
2022-12-06 3:26:43 AM  

jst3p: Perjury at your disciplanary hearing... that has to be bad, doesn;t it?


One would think...

But this timeline has a weird sense of humor so who knows.
 
2022-12-06 3:27:02 AM  

monsatano: For a long time I really wanted to believe all these people were in on the grift, but TFG exposed that most of them are just idiots. He didn't do it intentionally, he just turned out to be the biggest farking moron of them all. They're not shrewd - they're just dumb af and actually believe all of their own bullshiat, and that's what's scary


"...TFG exposed that most of them are just idiots *desperate for relevance"

Especially Rudy Colludy.
 
2022-12-06 3:33:48 AM  

Theeng: Rudy is a clown, and honestly I'm surprised he hasn't been made the scapegoat.


If prosecutors can't even nail Rudy, how do they think they'll be able to get the big fish?
 
2022-12-06 3:35:28 AM  

ansius: Theeng: Rudy is a clown, and honestly I'm surprised he hasn't been made the scapegoat.

If prosecutors can't even nail Rudy, how do they think they'll be able to get the big fish?


Objection! Assumes facts not in evidence.

The day ain't over yet.
 
2022-12-06 3:40:41 AM  

monsatano: For a long time I really wanted to believe all these people were in on the grift, but TFG exposed that most of them are just idiots. He didn't do it intentionally, he just turned out to be the biggest farking moron of them all. They're not shrewd - they're just dumb af and actually believe all of their own bullshiat, and that's what's scary


For Rudy, it reminds me of the rhetorical device used in the '90s for essays:

-Take 3 parts alcoholism
-Add 4 parts dementia mixed with equal parts being an attention whore
-Throw in a health dash of fear of irrelevance
-Bake in a mold of Republican selfishness and avarice until golden brown.

Rudy at this point is the personification of a canker sore you wake up with after a night of heavy drinking where you went down on your troglodytic cousin after she told you it was "just a yeast infection."
 
2022-12-06 3:44:49 AM  
You nasty meanies don't get it.  Rudy is the victim.   He's been persecuted more than any person in history except TFG.
 
2022-12-06 3:45:48 AM  

Stud Gerbil: You nasty meanies don't get it.  Rudy is the victim.   He's been persecuted more than any person in history except TFG.


He needs to be prosecuted more times. As does TFG.
 
2022-12-06 4:01:15 AM  

emtwo: "Think of how stupid Rudy Giuliani is, and realize half of all lawyers are stupider than that."

- Borge Marlin


Nah.  Most first years understand the difference between "suspicion" and "actual farking charges".

As do most viewers of Law And Order, average schoolchildren, and unusually bright pets...
 
2022-12-06 4:12:36 AM  
In a quarter century or so, he's gone from America's Mayor (tm) to America's dementia ridden grandpa.

I just hope that they keep him on a Thorazine drip in prison to keep him calmed down...
 
2022-12-06 4:13:48 AM  
Stop your messing around;
Better think of your future,
Time to straighten right out,
Creating problems in town.
Rudy,
A message to you, Rudy.
A message to you.
Stop your fooling around,
Time to straighten right out.
Better think of your future
Else you'll wind up in jail.

The Specials - A Message To You Rudy (Official Music Video)
Youtube cntvEDbagAw
 
2022-12-06 4:16:43 AM  
They also need to nail him for acting as a foreign agent, when he kept pestering Trump to extradite Gulen to Turkey. There is zero chance that's a coincidence.
 
2022-12-06 4:20:04 AM  

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2022-12-06 4:23:15 AM  

RasIanI: "I showed up with a small group of lawyers that I put together quickly," Giuliani said,

Nobody wants to hear your stoopid stories, Rudy Colludy -- just admit your crimes.

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a favorite from the last 6+ decades years.
 
2022-12-06 4:25:18 AM  

virulent_loser: RasIanI: "I showed up with a small group of lawyers that I put together quickly," Giuliani said,

Nobody wants to hear your stoopid stories, Rudy Colludy -- just admit your crimes.

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a favorite from the last 6+ decades years.


Thats the one I was actually looking for -- nice job.
 
2022-12-06 4:30:04 AM  

BMulligan: Rudy has been the comic relief we've all needed these last few years to leaven all the horror.

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This is sadly true -- like a living, breathing Falstaff from Shakespeare's Henry IV
 
2022-12-06 4:30:13 AM  

BMulligan: Rudy has been the comic relief we've all needed these last few years to leaven all the horror.

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That was it. That was the moment I said "Yep. This whole farking thing is a simulated universe, and like the New Years Eve scene in 'Robocop', the scientists in charge are getting wasted and doing funny shiat".
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2022-12-06 4:59:56 AM  
This guy led in the Republican presidential primaries for almost a year.
 
2022-12-06 5:25:51 AM  

monsatano: For a long time I really wanted to believe all these people were in on the grift, but TFG exposed that most of them are just idiots. He didn't do it intentionally, he just turned out to be the biggest farking moron of them all. They're not shrewd - they're just dumb af and actually believe all of their own bullshiat, and that's what's scary


I have known people like that, at one time they were rather shrewd but then they believed their own hype and thought they could do anything and are the smartest person in the room and think they can get it over on anyone and then they go in front of a reporter or lawyers and just fall apart.
 
2022-12-06 5:36:11 AM  

groppet: monsatano: For a long time I really wanted to believe all these people were in on the grift, but TFG exposed that most of them are just idiots. He didn't do it intentionally, he just turned out to be the biggest farking moron of them all. They're not shrewd - they're just dumb af and actually believe all of their own bullshiat, and that's what's scary

I have known people like that, at one time they were rather shrewd but then they believed their own hype and thought they could do anything and are the smartest person in the room and think they can get it over on anyone and then they go in front of a reporter or lawyers and just fall apart.


Yeah, it is crazy when people start believing their own B.S. It gets even crazier when they get called out on in a situation where they cannot B.S. their way out of it. This pretty much sums up the entire GOP right now. They feel they are so much smarter than Brandon or the libs, yet are getting owned by these very people.
 
2022-12-06 5:37:14 AM  
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2022-12-06 5:45:29 AM  
FTFA: "I showed up with a small group of lawyers that I put together quickly," Giuliani said, Law and Crime reported.

I think in this case, it's mostly just crime that's being reported.
 
2022-12-06 5:54:43 AM  
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2022-12-06 6:15:20 AM  

LordJiro: Getting any of these idiots under oath is basically a guaranteed perjury charge. They can't help but lie, it's a farking reflex.


It's guaranteed that they will perjure themselves. It's also guaranteed that there will be no perjury charges. It's legal, just like all their other crimes, because no one will ever prosecute them.
 
2022-12-06 6:21:37 AM  

mistahtom: Did the Saudi's cause 9/11 or was itan inside job to be used as pretext to invade Iraq and Afghanistan?


Yes
 
2022-12-06 6:31:03 AM  

GoldSpider: Nice to see this clickbait trash site getting more greenlights.


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2022-12-06 6:32:49 AM  
Yet another Trump-won't-turn-on-me believer. They do whatever they're told. Bend any rule, break any law, lie under oath, destroy their own credibility-and for what? Trump continues to live in a country club with morons sending the 'billionaire' free money and cuts them off once they become a liability. He always does this to everyone every time. Zero sympathy.
 
2022-12-06 6:35:42 AM  

refudiate: Stop your messing around;
Better think of your future,
Time to straighten right out,
Creating problems in town.
Rudy,
A message to you, Rudy.
A message to you.
Stop your fooling around,
Time to straighten right out.
Better think of your future
Else you'll wind up in jail.

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Dandy Livingstone warned him even earlier...

Dandy Livingstone - Rudy, A Message to You (Official Audio)
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2022-12-06 6:42:11 AM  

tembaarmswide: GoldSpider: Nice to see this clickbait trash site getting more greenlights.

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Your diet is shiat.
 
2022-12-06 6:53:06 AM  
So what. Fooliani is safe. Rich. White. Conservative. No worries. "Justice" is only for the little people.
 
2022-12-06 8:38:16 AM  
"Giuliani Caught Lying During Testimony"

Why is this a headline? OF COURSE HE DID. Not a big surprise, children.

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