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2022-12-05 6:15:59 PM  
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2022-12-05 6:40:54 PM  
Washington state runners-up:
2022-12-05 7:07:42 PM  
Balltown? that's it?

Not Climax, Iowa?
Not Cumming, Iowa?
2022-12-05 7:18:41 PM  
Dickshooter?  No wonder no one goes to Idaho.

/also, because Idaho is a hoax
2022-12-05 7:56:37 PM  
We always laugh driving through humptulips
2022-12-05 8:43:44 PM  
Reddick, IL clearly beats Boody.
2022-12-05 9:33:21 PM  
I posted a picture I took of the Dickshooter sign many years ago, it's long gone. It's a big cattle feed lot.
2022-12-05 10:18:41 PM  
Again, they skip Quimspittle, Pa.
2022-12-05 10:20:04 PM  
No Blue Ball, PA?
2022-12-05 10:50:18 PM  
How about Man Asses, VA?
2022-12-05 11:21:59 PM  
It's Big Bone Lick in KY.
2022-12-05 11:30:22 PM  

theteacher: We always laugh driving through humptulips

I think you're supposed to tip-toe.
2022-12-05 11:36:05 PM  
Well I knew what PA's would be, but I might want to check out Mary's Igloo sometime.
2022-12-06 12:04:35 AM  
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2022-12-06 12:37:12 AM  
Woonsocket, lewd?!

Johnston makes more sense, because of "johns."

But we really don't have lewd town names 'round heah.
2022-12-06 12:49:27 AM  
Oh please, PA can take all 49 of the other states combined

Intercourse, yes, but also
Balls Mills
Big Beaver
Blue Ball
Coon Hunter
Free Love Valley
Honey Hole
Mount Joy
Rough and Ready
Slippery Rock
Two Lick Valley

And there are a million bizarre Welsh or Native American names as well that nobody can spell (Bala Cynwyd, Quittapahilla, etc)
2022-12-06 1:11:13 AM  
Wankers Corner is basically a tavern at a traffic circle on Stafford road where Borland Rd intersects not a town.

wankers corner is an unincorporated area centered at the intersection of stafford road and borland road in clackamas county, oregon, united states. because this is not a recognized community, it has never had a post office, nor does it consistently appear on maps of oregon.
2022-12-06 1:11:45 AM  
In Georgia, Kathleen and Tyrone are Cummung to a Climax. Nine Months later, they welcome the Newborn.
2022-12-06 1:54:26 AM  
I lived in Jersey for 20+ years. How did I miss out on going down to Ramtown?
2022-12-06 3:31:30 AM  
No Jism Springs?
2022-12-06 4:53:12 AM  
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2022-12-06 5:15:42 AM  
Indiana should be Gnaw Bone or French Lick.
2022-12-06 7:08:34 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: No Blue Ball, PA?

Duh.  Why have Blue Ball when you can have Intercourse?  That's a no-brainer.
2022-12-06 8:09:51 AM  
Climax, MN demands a recount.
2022-12-06 10:59:50 AM  
I mean, NYS has some that are better than "Butternuts"

- Ausable Chasm
- Ballston
- Climax
- Conquest
- Cumminsville
2022-12-06 1:44:12 PM  
Sorry, but Bumpass and Norfolk are more naughty than Short Pump for the Real Commonwealth.
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