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(Patch)   Drive-thru at TD Bank was poorly designed, with all those windows, counters, desks, and bushes in the way   (patch.com) divider line
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2528 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Dec 2022 at 11:05 PM (15 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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MrHormel [OhFark]
2022-12-05 11:21:44 PM  
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talkertopc [TotalFark]
2022-12-05 11:37:15 PM  
My 85 years old dad noticed he was starting to have difficulties backing up while driving so he decided his driving days were over and sold his car. He did not wait to have an accident.
 
Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist
2022-12-05 11:44:39 PM  

talkertopc: My 85 years old dad noticed he was starting to have difficulties backing up while driving so he decided his driving days were over and sold his car. He did not wait to have an accident.


Having an accident while you're backing it up is the worst.
 
wildcardjack
2022-12-05 11:51:27 PM  
My 65 year old father, with a glioblastoma and no feeling in his fingers or toes, went on trips while mom left him alone on days. A Dodge Challenger. One day mom sees a fuel charge from near the casino, so she takes his picture so they have something recent to refer to when he goes missing and they need to put out a silver alert.

/he was gone about three months after that
 
Prof. Frink [BareFark]
2022-12-05 11:57:47 PM  

talkertopc: My 85 years old dad noticed he was starting to have difficulties backing up while driving so he decided his driving days were over and sold his car. He did not wait to have an accident.


He didn't wait? Smart man, no telling how much longer he might be alive! I say he should drive through the front wall of the DMV, place his license on the dashboard, and walk away.
 
Prof. Frink [BareFark]
2022-12-05 11:59:08 PM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: talkertopc: My 85 years old dad noticed he was starting to have difficulties backing up while driving so he decided his driving days were over and sold his car. He did not wait to have an accident.

Having an accident while you're backing it up is the worst.


That explains the urine stains on the floor in front of the tape-drive.
 
Gordon Bennett [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-06 12:00:51 AM  
I told them it was a bad idea to have the farmers' market in the bank lobby, but did they listen?
 
Mikey1969 [OhFark]
2022-12-06 12:16:48 AM  
All of the people are going to sue the bank, right? I mean, they're suing the Apple store for someone else's accident, this just seems like a natural progression.
 
LordOfThePings [OhFark]
2022-12-06 12:18:33 AM  
TD

Ta- DA!
 
Floki [TotalFark]
2022-12-06 12:28:50 AM  
"Elderly Woman"

What does the writer consider "elderly"? No age is given. 🤔
 
blinkybluegnome [BareFark]
2022-12-06 1:10:02 AM  
Tiddy Bank, kalisse!
Doesn't Jean-Carl work there?
 
Begoggle
2022-12-06 1:20:32 AM  

Mikey1969: All of the people are going to sue the bank, right? I mean, they're suing the Apple store for someone else's accident, this just seems like a natural progression.


Outrage!!!
No, nobody is going to sue the bank.
If they do, it will be thrown out.
 
TheAlgebraist
2022-12-06 7:31:03 AM  
There are TD banks in the US?  I had no idea
 
Mikey1969 [OhFark]
2022-12-06 9:20:01 AM  

Begoggle: Mikey1969: All of the people are going to sue the bank, right? I mean, they're suing the Apple store for someone else's accident, this just seems like a natural progression.

Outrage!!!
No, nobody is going to sue the bank.
If they do, it will be thrown out.


They're trying to sue Apple for exactly this. So I don't know why you think this won't happen.
 
MBZ321
2022-12-06 11:42:06 AM  

TheAlgebraist: There are TD banks in the US?  I had no idea


Yeah they're all over the Northeast and in Florida. They took over a large popular bank 'chain' many years ago in the Philly region and immediately turned it to shiate. Wiki if you care.
 
stuffy
2022-12-06 2:19:59 PM  
Arrested for attempting to knock over a bank.
 
brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-06 2:51:53 PM  

TheAlgebraist: There are TD banks in the US?  I had no idea


I had to check if TD Bank meant the same thing in NH as it does in Canada and it is true. You can get some money at the TD and spend it at Timmies and the Irving. I never heard it called Tiddy though. Why didn't Canadians think of that?
 
brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2022-12-06 2:54:35 PM  
Welcome to the Titty Bank. They converted Marcia's bank to a Titty Bar during COVID because of a No Ma'am Campaign let by local patriot, Al Bundy.
 
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