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(ABC News)   Gonna be kinda hard for Michael Avenatti to run for president now   (abcnews.go.com) divider line
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4480 clicks; posted to Politics » on 05 Dec 2022 at 4:50 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-05 3:46:21 PM  
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2022-12-05 4:19:06 PM  
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2022-12-05 4:28:44 PM  
It's consecutive.  We're never seeing him again.
 
2022-12-05 4:34:52 PM  
#Basta!
 
2022-12-05 4:37:06 PM  
Oh.
 
2022-12-05 4:52:39 PM  
Twitter must be coming to an end if they're started to resolve the remaining plotlines like this
 
2022-12-05 4:52:42 PM  
SOB Promised me a Pepsi Jet.
 
2022-12-05 4:52:49 PM  
He had his 15 minutes... and so did Stormy.
 
2022-12-05 4:52:56 PM  
Cool.  Now do Trump.
 
2022-12-05 4:53:11 PM  
Stormy weather
 
2022-12-05 4:53:20 PM  
That's what he gets for challenging Trump.
 
2022-12-05 4:53:59 PM  
He's white and wealthy.  Those numbers will be adjusted for accordingly.
 
2022-12-05 4:54:33 PM  
But wait I thought rich white guys skated.
 
2022-12-05 4:55:42 PM  
Not rich enough. Otherwise he'd be okay.
 
2022-12-05 4:55:52 PM  
Sploosh?
 
2022-12-05 4:56:12 PM  
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Enjoy scamming your fellow inmates and getting shanked.
 
2022-12-05 4:56:29 PM  
Guys, this means Hunter's laptop is in a clean chain of custody and there's a file on it showing him snorting blow off a dead baby's skull on which the flag of Ukraine has been painted.

Or something.
 
2022-12-05 4:56:55 PM  

bobtheme: It's consecutive.  We're never seeing him again.


Good, that guy was a worthless human being.
 
2022-12-05 4:57:28 PM  

Skarekrough: He's white and wealthy.  Those numbers will be adjusted for accordingly.


White doesn't rub off, so he's still got that going for him.  But I am pretty sure he is no longer wealthy.
 
2022-12-05 4:57:34 PM  
"We put all our politicians in prison as soon as they're elected. Don't you?"
"Why?"
"It saves time."
― Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent
 
2022-12-05 4:58:12 PM  

whidbey: But wait I thought rich white guys skated.


Well, it helps that he wasn't actually rich.
 
2022-12-05 4:58:49 PM  

Lumbar Puncture: Twitter must be coming to an end if they're started to resolve the remaining plotlines like this


Soon

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2022-12-05 4:59:00 PM  

gilgigamesh: White doesn't rub off, so he's still got that going for him.  But I am pretty sure he is no longer wealthy.


I'm white and I rub off constantly.
 
2022-12-05 4:59:14 PM  

Hinged: He had his 15 minutes... and so did Stormy.


According to Stormy that's probably being generous.
/Two pump chump trump.
//Enjoy those visuals
 
2022-12-05 5:00:08 PM  

mithras_angel: whidbey: But wait I thought rich white guys skated.

Well, it helps that he wasn't actually rich.


Right, I forgot.  4 million dollars isn't shiat anymore.
 
2022-12-05 5:00:20 PM  
ps the Avenatti 4 Prez was one dude's sh&tty blog

it wasn't going to actually happen
 
2022-12-05 5:00:28 PM  

whidbey: But wait I thought rich white guys skated.


He tried to embezzle Nike, a major multinational corporation. Even having a Supreme Whiteness Lawyer Platinum Card™ won't protect you from the consequences for messing with the big ball sport company.
 
2022-12-05 5:00:30 PM  

Hinged: He had his 15 minutes... and so did Stormy.


I thought Stormy said it was only 4-5 minutes?
 
2022-12-05 5:00:38 PM  
Honestly forgot this guy existed.
 
2022-12-05 5:00:51 PM  
In retrospect, the Stormy Daniels Michael Cohen pay-off was a red-herring while other stuff was going on in the background during the administration.
 
2022-12-05 5:01:06 PM  
So Trump didn't catch a bullet on 5th Avenue?


What a shame
 
2022-12-05 5:01:57 PM  

whidbey: But wait I thought rich white guys skated.


I'm not sure you understand what the term "rich" means.  Guys like that aren't rich, just UMC.  There's millions of them, all convinced that they're rich, but when the gravy hits the fan, they just don't count.
 
2022-12-05 5:01:59 PM  

madgonad: Hinged: He had his 15 minutes... and so did Stormy.

I thought Stormy said it was only 4-5 minutes?


It was two minutes, followed by two hours of nonstop bragging.
 
2022-12-05 5:02:38 PM  
Yeah, yeah, yeah, someone's gonna remind us rEmEmBeR wHeN fArKeRs tHoUgHt hE wAs C0oL, yeah, sure that happened, but I'll remind you that that didn't last very long.
 
2022-12-05 5:02:57 PM  
This must be one of those examples the GOP warned about where the IRS "harasses small businesses and working people."

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2022/10/21/gop-campaigns-irs-endanger-staffers/
 
2022-12-05 5:03:14 PM  
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2022-12-05 5:03:37 PM  

thanksagainandagain: Guys, this means Hunter's laptop is in a clean chain of custody and there's a file on it showing him snorting blow off a dead baby's skull on which the flag of Ukraine has been painted.

Or something.


I'm surprised more people I have Favoited in dark gray haven't shown up in this thread yet to say something similar.

I think this shows something massively different about the American Left and Right: Left-wingers liked this guy for a brief period in 2018 and abandoned him when it became clear how sketchy he was. Right-wingers knew how sketchy Trump was in 2015 and have continued doubling down on him ever since.

Shocker: Left-wingers are more able to admit they were wrong and move on.

/I'll still occasionally see a pro-DDT post by conservatives.
 
2022-12-05 5:03:49 PM  
I didn't realize he was convicted of crimes in two states.

And it's consecutive, so he's locked up for 20 years:

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2022-12-05 5:04:02 PM  

phaseolus: Yeah, yeah, yeah, someone's gonna remind us rEmEmBeR wHeN fArKeRs tHoUgHt hE wAs C0oL, yeah, sure that happened, but I'll remind you that that didn't last very long.


No, I have it from TOP FARKERS that we were all obsessed with his run for the Presidency, and then ran like rabbits when he got in trouble.
 
2022-12-05 5:04:19 PM  
TOP FARKERS.
 
2022-12-05 5:05:55 PM  

Alley Rat: I didn't realize he was convicted of crimes in two states.

And it's consecutive, so he's locked up for 20 years:

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2022-12-05 5:12:15 PM  
Corruption is bad.
 
2022-12-05 5:13:33 PM  
Giggity?

Conservatives are pretty dry on wins huh? Maybe subby could go jack it to some old Hunter Biden dick pics.
 
2022-12-05 5:14:21 PM  

Skarekrough: He's white and wealthy.  Those numbers will be adjusted for accordingly.


It already has. He farked with client money, that's the one real big no no as a lawyer no matter who you are. Even a rich powerful white lawyer is farked as even richer more powerful and more white people don't want anyone farking with their money and to prevent weakening that they even go after the people that fark poor minority clients.

He's farked. I mean he already is but like he's not getting an appeal that goes anywhere beyond the circular file.
 
2022-12-05 5:15:18 PM  
Good luck in the slammer, dollar store Matt Lauer look-a-like.
 
2022-12-05 5:16:18 PM  
This is bad news for Hunter Biden's laptop.
 
2022-12-05 5:17:09 PM  

Skarekrough: He's white and wealthy.  Those numbers will be adjusted for accordingly.


He farked with rich people's money. Ask Bernie Madoff how that worked out for him.
 
2022-12-05 5:17:24 PM  
If only Conservatives were so willing to see ALL criminal pieces of human refuse taken down, instead of just continually voting for ones with R by their names.
 
2022-12-05 5:17:32 PM  
Oh good, I can post this ridiculous photo op again.

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2022-12-05 5:21:02 PM  
17-18 total years in the slammer.
 
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