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(Daily Star)   Elon Musk did not kill himself (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
    More: Weird, Joe Biden, Suicide, Caitlyn Jenner, Twitter CEO Elon Musk, Twitter, Elon Musk, Kendall Jenner, 51-year-old tech billionaire  
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3366 clicks; posted to Politics » on 05 Dec 2022 at 1:05 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-12-05 12:38:16 PM  
Paranoid about pulling an "Epstein"?
 
2022-12-05 12:51:24 PM  
Tears, actual tears, I laughed so hard.
Thanks Musk!
 
2022-12-05 12:52:09 PM  
Why do the job yourself when there's a line of burly Saudi investors gladly willing to help out?
 
2022-12-05 12:56:40 PM  
Yet.
 
2022-12-05 12:57:18 PM  
"I do not have any suicidal thoughts. If I committed suicide, it's not real," the SpaceX founder said in response to more than 100,000 listeners. In total, 1.8 million tuned in.

Strange tense disagreement going on there.
 
2022-12-05 1:01:22 PM  
I wonder why he would be worried about something like that...

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2022-12-05 1:02:54 PM  
He's costing a lot of rich investors a lot of money with his baby antics.

I would not be shocked to learn one of them has had enough and is trying to make it stop.

/ I also have mixed feelings about it if true.
 
2022-12-05 1:06:50 PM  
Sounds like someone just found out what will happen to him when he defaults on a $44 billion dollar loan....
 
2022-12-05 1:07:03 PM  
Not suicidal but definitely delusional.
 
2022-12-05 1:07:17 PM  
Attention whore whores for attention
 
2022-12-05 1:08:32 PM  
Can we pretend it's true and stop talking about the rich idiot?
 
2022-12-05 1:08:32 PM  
He wants to be space Noah now. why would he kill himself?

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2022-12-05 1:08:48 PM  
Not that anyone was really worried.  but, thanks for ego-fanning post, Musky.

let us know if things change.  the hotline is always open.
 
2022-12-05 1:08:52 PM  
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Why do I get the feeling that this is exactly what half the country wants?
 
2022-12-05 1:09:03 PM  
He's very similar to John McAfee.
 
2022-12-05 1:09:08 PM  
I am not the type to want or hope anyone would commit suicide. However, if he was to be hit by a bus so hard it launched him in to the sun i could be ok with that.
 
2022-12-05 1:09:20 PM  
He's an Attention Whore.
 
2022-12-05 1:09:26 PM  
Paranoia will destroy ya.
 
2022-12-05 1:09:40 PM  
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Damn it.
 
2022-12-05 1:09:45 PM  
Why is this in the politics tab?
 
2022-12-05 1:10:12 PM  
This Howard Hughes speedrun he's on is tedious as fark. Can he just get to the pissing in jars, wearing kleenex boxes on his feet, hermit in his mansion stage already?
 
2022-12-05 1:10:21 PM  

SpectroBoy: He's costing a lot of rich investors a lot of money with his baby antics.

I would not be shocked to learn one of them has had enough and is trying to make it stop.

/ I also have mixed feelings about it if true.


He's a horrible person with a lot of power to treat people horribly... Which he does.

If someone murdered Musk, that gets rid of one dangerous asshole and puts us on the trail of a second one who can be locked away.

/It's a twofer.
 
2022-12-05 1:10:28 PM  

snowshovel: Why is this in the politics tab?


Why are you?
 
2022-12-05 1:10:32 PM  

snowshovel: Why is this in the politics tab?


Because Freeze peach!!
 
2022-12-05 1:10:39 PM  
Oddly relevant.

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2022-12-05 1:13:22 PM  
"@elonmusk I hope you are surrounded by massive security and in an extremely safe undisclosed location - you just became public enemy number one to some very very bad people, I pray for your safety and thank you for your bravery! We need more @elonmusk in our society!!!" she wrote.

Jenner was referring to the so-called Twitter Files where Musk shared internal emails that implied staffers had censored tweets about Hunter Biden allegedly receiving money from Ukrainian energy firm Burisma.


lol she thinks he's going to get "suicided" over Hunter Biden's laptop.
 
2022-12-05 1:13:56 PM  

Diogenes: "I do not have any suicidal thoughts. If I committed suicide, it's not real," the SpaceX founder said in response to more than 100,000 listeners. In total, 1.8 million tuned in.

Strange tense disagreement going on there.


IDK could mean he suddenly realized he lost 1.7 million and had to say something to keep the last 100k listening

If only there was some Meme of a girl in a bikini doing a physical activity I coukd use to describe Musk
 
2022-12-05 1:14:03 PM  
This guy can afford to watch 44 billion dollars burn for the lols.
I could live comfortably for the rest of my life on 0.01% of that ($4,400,000)
 
2022-12-05 1:14:27 PM  
Growth mindset.

Didn't kill himself yet.
 
2022-12-05 1:14:50 PM  

snowshovel: Why is this in the politics tab?


If you read far enough you see it's about Twitter covering up Hunter Biden's laptop. The Clintons are going to kill him for blowing the whistle.
 
2022-12-05 1:15:38 PM  
Doesn't Elon Musk owe money to the Saudis? They chopped someone up in their embassy just for writing stories they didn't like. I wonder what they'll do to a guy who flushed billions of their money down the toilet? They don't seem to be the forgiving type, is my point.
 
2022-12-05 1:16:01 PM  

Moroning: He wants to be space Noah now. why would he kill himself?

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But I thought Noah wanted people to die or something


It's strange IDK if that Russell Crowe Noah film has ever been on cable?
 
2022-12-05 1:16:53 PM  
He's been hanging out with paranoid white nationalists who have no idea what's real, and seems to have become one of them.
 
2022-12-05 1:16:56 PM  
Hey Elon, the comet's coming to pick you up
 
2022-12-05 1:17:04 PM  

Diogenes: "I do not have any suicidal thoughts. If I committed suicide, it's not real," the SpaceX founder said in response to more than 100,000 listeners. In total, 1.8 million tuned in.

Strange tense disagreement going on there.


This is a thing one Alexander Emmerich Jones says quite often on his program. Just saying.
 
2022-12-05 1:17:29 PM  
No sad tag? Sad.
 
2022-12-05 1:17:33 PM  
How many weeks/months left before he's on Jones spouting off about Nazi and "The minority question"?

That seems to be the pathway these overly wealthy, narcissistic psychopaths our system selects out for ultra wealth have been following lately.
 
2022-12-05 1:17:46 PM  
The fact that this is on the Politics tab shows how much perceived power Musk has over the political scene.
 
2022-12-05 1:17:52 PM  

OdradekRex: Why do the job yourself when there's a line of burly Saudi investors gladly willing to help out?


To preserve the integrity of his skeleton?
 
2022-12-05 1:18:36 PM  

AxiomJackson: This Howard Hughes speedrun he's on is tedious as fark. Can he just get to the pissing in jars, wearing kleenex boxes on his feet, hermit in his mansion stage already?


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Tiny feet sized.
 
2022-12-05 1:19:22 PM  
How soon til he just starts praising Hitler outright?
 
2022-12-05 1:19:29 PM  

Weaver95: Doesn't Elon Musk owe money to the Saudis? They chopped someone up in their embassy just for writing stories they didn't like. I wonder what they'll do to a guy who flushed billions of their money down the toilet? They don't seem to be the forgiving type, is my point.


You're assuming the Saudi's don't want Elon to destroy Twitter.
 
2022-12-05 1:20:13 PM  
He's playing to conspiracy kooks that think elitists are actually trembling in their boots that he leaked Twitter's internal emails about the Hunter Biden laptops, when really, he just showed us that people email each other.
 
2022-12-05 1:20:19 PM  
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When you borrow $22 billion from the bonesaw equity fund and proceed to set it on fire you might want to start believing in perilous situations, because you are in one.
 
2022-12-05 1:20:25 PM  

Cokezeroinacan: How soon til he just starts praising Hitler outright?


I give it a week, but he's been dogwhistling to white supremacists for a while.
 
2022-12-05 1:20:35 PM  

Weaver95: Sounds like someone just found out what will happen to him when he defaults on a $44 billion dollar loan....


He has

wait for it

looooots more money
 
2022-12-05 1:20:50 PM  
Now he should do it to totally pwn the libs. That'll show 'em.
 
2022-12-05 1:21:11 PM  

SpectroBoy: He's costing a lot of rich investors a lot of money with his baby antics.


Tesla is down 5.86% today, almost erasing the gain from end of last week.

Dunno if the stock reacts to him talking about suicide. It ought to go up I'd almost think.
 
2022-12-05 1:21:19 PM  
Is he trying to make a Hilary "joke"?
 
2022-12-05 1:21:29 PM  

Weaver95: Doesn't Elon Musk owe money to the Saudis? They chopped someone up in their embassy just for writing stories they didn't like. I wonder what they'll do to a guy who flushed billions of their money down the toilet? They don't seem to be the forgiving type, is my point.


The Saudis care about losing a measly few billion about as much as a girl in middle school cares about losing a hair beret. But say something mean about her and oh boy.
 
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