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(Wikipedia)   Today marks the holiest of holy events on the Fark calendar, and is also coincidentally Liver Health Awareness Day   (en.wikipedia.org) divider line
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2022-12-05 2:04:21 PM  
It's not Festivus until the 23rd.
 
2022-12-05 2:05:37 PM  
Is it slatted chair day already?
 
2022-12-05 2:08:24 PM  
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2022-12-05 2:08:25 PM  

meat0918: Is it slatted chair day already?


Soonish...
 
2022-12-05 2:11:30 PM  
Fap Monday?
 
2022-12-05 2:12:15 PM  
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2022-12-05 2:15:23 PM  
It's Comic Book Man appreciation day?
 
2022-12-05 2:16:21 PM  
The fark is lactulose? Hepatic encephalopathy?

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2022-12-05 2:16:47 PM  

Somacandra: It's not Festivus until the 23rd.


Yeah cause i have problems with some of you people
 
2022-12-05 2:18:03 PM  

guestguy: meat0918: Is it slatted chair day already?

Soonish...


We are all so very scared.
 
2022-12-05 2:18:13 PM  
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2022-12-05 2:18:16 PM  
The liver is evil and it must be punished.
 
2022-12-05 2:20:26 PM  
Things make sense when you're all likkered up.
 
2022-12-05 2:21:53 PM  
Since I quit drinking, my liver has stopped hurting when I wake up.  Either it's getting better or it's completely dead.
 
2022-12-05 2:25:34 PM  
What did your Secret Alcapone get you this year?
 
2022-12-05 2:26:34 PM  
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2022-12-05 2:28:04 PM  
Aww, how sweet that everyone is celebrating my birthday!
 
2022-12-05 2:31:11 PM  

Drunk and Bitter Jesus: Aww, how sweet that everyone is celebrating my birthday!


Hmmm... username not checking out
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2022-12-05 2:31:39 PM  
Three years ago I went into treatment and hospitalization for alcohol. While I haven't maintained complete abstinence that whole time I am currently on a sober streak and my blood work two weeks ago showed that all vital functions, liver and otherwise, are 100% back to normal.

Take care of your livers.
 
2022-12-05 2:32:22 PM  
Processed foods and added sugar poison your liver.  Sucrose and HCFSs are just as bad a alcohol is yet children get pumped full of that stuff.
 
2022-12-05 2:32:41 PM  

I just lurk here: Drunk and Bitter Jesus: Aww, how sweet that everyone is celebrating my birthday!

Hmmm... username not checking out
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He's Drunk Jesus, not Regular Jesus.
 
2022-12-05 2:33:04 PM  

mistahtom: Processed foods and added sugar poison your liver.  Sucrose and HCFSs are just as bad a alcohol is yet children get pumped full of that stuff.


I've yet to see a bottle of coke cause Hepatic Encephalopathy, but go off I guess.
 
2022-12-05 2:34:07 PM  

Porous Horace: Things make sense when you're all likkered up.


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2022-12-05 2:34:49 PM  

Ivo Shandor: Porous Horace: Things make sense when you're all likkered up.

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The liquor's calling the shots now, Rand.
 
2022-12-05 2:44:05 PM  

Ivo Shandor: Porous Horace: Things make sense when you're all likkered up.

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I'M MOWING THE AIR RANDY! MOWING THE AIR!!

I'm mowing the air Randy
Youtube pEAAybU5dBA
 
2022-12-05 2:46:42 PM  

Drunk and Bitter Jesus: Aww, how sweet that everyone is celebrating my birthday!


You mean my birthday.

/Sag's make great people. Ask any one of us.
 
2022-12-05 2:50:43 PM  
End stage liver disease due to cirrhosis due to alcoholism, was put on the transplant list and given less than a year to live. Quitting drinking was the most important part, but cannabis interacted with the endocannabinoid system in my body hooked into the liver through CB2 receptors for the immune system, brought me back to "normal" function within 5 years.
 
2022-12-05 3:08:28 PM  

johnphantom: End stage liver disease due to cirrhosis due to alcoholism, was put on the transplant list and given less than a year to live. Quitting drinking was the most important part, but cannabis interacted with the endocannabinoid system in my body hooked into the liver through CB2 receptors for the immune system, brought me back to "normal" function within 5 years.


Mmm hnmm. You mowin' the there air, bud?
 
2022-12-05 3:10:55 PM  

Subtonic: johnphantom: End stage liver disease due to cirrhosis due to alcoholism, was put on the transplant list and given less than a year to live. Quitting drinking was the most important part, but cannabis interacted with the endocannabinoid system in my body hooked into the liver through CB2 receptors for the immune system, brought me back to "normal" function within 5 years.

Mmm hnmm. You mowin' the there air, bud?


Speak English.
 
2022-12-05 3:22:37 PM  
Your liver is the humblest of all organs. It doesn't ask for much. Be kind to it.
 
2022-12-05 3:33:09 PM  
I thought this article was going to be about Krampusnacht.  I guess it could be about both.

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2022-12-05 3:35:45 PM  

Subtonic: The liver is evil and it must be punished.


I hate liver
My mother made me eat it.
It's only good as pet food
 
2022-12-05 3:39:59 PM  

johnphantom: the endocannabinoid system in my body


Wat?
 
2022-12-05 3:41:53 PM  

toddalmighty: johnphantom: the endocannabinoid system in my body

Wat?


The weed is, like, inside of you man.
 
2022-12-05 3:47:45 PM  
Liver Health Awareness Day
And we can all drink to that!
 
2022-12-05 4:06:23 PM  

6nome: I just lurk here: Drunk and Bitter Jesus: Aww, how sweet that everyone is celebrating my birthday!

Hmmm... username not checking out
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He's Drunk Jesus, not Regular Jesus.


I worship Jesus Lite. All the sins, half the penance.
 
2022-12-05 4:06:30 PM  

toddalmighty: johnphantom: the endocannabinoid system in my body

Wat?


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endocannabinoid_system

The endocannabinoid system (ECS) is a biological system composed of endocannabinoids, which are endogenous lipid-based retrograde neurotransmitters that bind to cannabinoid receptors (CBRs), and cannabinoid receptor proteins that are expressed throughout the vertebrate central nervous system (including the brain) and peripheral nervous system.[1][2] The endocannabinoid system remains under preliminary research, but may be involved in regulating physiological and cognitive processes, including fertility,[3] pregnancy,[4] pre- and postnatal development,[5][6][7] various activity of immune system,[8] appetite, pain-sensation, mood, and memory, and in mediating the pharmacological effects of cannabis.[9][10] The ECS plays an important role in multiple aspects of neural functions, including the control of movement and motor coordination, learning and memory, emotion and motivation, addictive-like behavior and pain modulation, among others.[11]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabinoid_receptor

Cannabinoid receptors, located throughout the body, are part of the endocannabinoid system - a class of cell membrane receptors in the G protein-coupled receptor superfamily.[1][2][3][4]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannabinoid

Cannabinoids (/kəˈnæbənɔɪdzˌ ˈkænəbənɔɪdz/) are several structural classes of compounds found in the cannabis plant primarily and most animal organisms (although insects lack such receptors) or as synthetic compounds.[1][2]
 
2022-12-05 4:14:12 PM  

johnphantom: Subtonic: johnphantom: End stage liver disease due to cirrhosis due to alcoholism, was put on the transplant list and given less than a year to live. Quitting drinking was the most important part, but cannabis interacted with the endocannabinoid system in my body hooked into the liver through CB2 receptors for the immune system, brought me back to "normal" function within 5 years.

Mmm hnmm. You mowin' the there air, bud?

Speak English.


There's 7 reasons. Ok?

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2022-12-05 4:15:38 PM  

Subtonic: johnphantom: Subtonic: johnphantom: End stage liver disease due to cirrhosis due to alcoholism, was put on the transplant list and given less than a year to live. Quitting drinking was the most important part, but cannabis interacted with the endocannabinoid system in my body hooked into the liver through CB2 receptors for the immune system, brought me back to "normal" function within 5 years.

Mmm hnmm. You mowin' the there air, bud?

Speak English.

There's 7 reasons. Ok?

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Do you smell burnt toast?
 
2022-12-05 4:24:41 PM  

hardinparamedic: mistahtom: Processed foods and added sugar poison your liver.  Sucrose and HCFSs are just as bad a alcohol is yet children get pumped full of that stuff.

I've yet to see a bottle of coke cause Hepatic Encephalopathy, but go off I guess.


The poison is in the dose. Enough coke will cause other problems, especially if taken regularly over long periods of time.

While it's unlikely that soft drinks will kill you in an acute dose (although you could die from ingesting too many fluids or perhaps have a hyperglycaemic shock), enough alcohol in one sitting will just make your brain forget to keep you breathing.
 
2022-12-05 4:41:58 PM  

johnphantom: Subtonic: johnphantom: Subtonic: johnphantom: End stage liver disease due to cirrhosis due to alcoholism, was put on the transplant list and given less than a year to live. Quitting drinking was the most important part, but cannabis interacted with the endocannabinoid system in my body hooked into the liver through CB2 receptors for the immune system, brought me back to "normal" function within 5 years.

Mmm hnmm. You mowin' the there air, bud?

Speak English.

There's 7 reasons. Ok?

[Fark user image 300x300]

Do you smell burnt toast?


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2022-12-05 4:50:06 PM  

Subtonic: johnphantom: Subtonic: johnphantom: Subtonic: johnphantom: End stage liver disease due to cirrhosis due to alcoholism, was put on the transplant list and given less than a year to live. Quitting drinking was the most important part, but cannabis interacted with the endocannabinoid system in my body hooked into the liver through CB2 receptors for the immune system, brought me back to "normal" function within 5 years.

Mmm hnmm. You mowin' the there air, bud?

Speak English.

There's 7 reasons. Ok?

[Fark user image 300x300]

Do you smell burnt toast?

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Ok get the last word in. I see you have the mind of a toddler.
 
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